In my memory, it was a bright daylight for the thief, the white clouds were the white of the thief, the sky was the blue of the thief, and I, the great rabbit who was cute and lovely, was eating the thief's ...... Oh no, this rabbit doesn't eat grass. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Oops, a rabbit, looks fat. ”

Suddenly, a thief Lala's nasty voice sounded, and before Ben Rabbit could react, a thief Lala's nasty hand stretched out...... Wait, hand?

As the saying goes, what demons and monsters, what devils paint skins, what knives and mountains and seas of fire, what trap tracks (from the music)

In a word.

"Uncle, the little rabbit is wrong, really wrong, you let me go, let me go, I am a rabbit, an ugly rabbit, not worthy of your noble hand to touch. ”

Hehe, relent, the rabbit knelt on the ground, its ears clanged, and a pair of big eyes full of cunning.

"I wipe it, can I still talk?"

Xiao Ming jumped three feet high, it's really a long time to see, (Hey, big brother, I'm only ten years old this year.) Even rabbits can talk, it's a rhythm to become a spirit.

"Uncle, although I'm a rabbit, how can I say it, I'm also a desolate alien, and I brought it out from my mother's womb. ”

"Hey, really?" was born to speak, and Xiao Ming's mouth was open enough to swallow the entire earth.

The cold sweat of the rabbit came out in an instant, I went, I forgot what was in front of me, this master was going to eat his own, and his brain was bitten by the two dogs next door before he was here to scream.

"No, no, no, the little one is talking and playing, talking and playing, the little one is just an ordinary rabbit, no other ability, no other ability, will eat grass, don't believe it, you see!"

In order to prove the credibility of his words, the rabbit let out, and as soon as he lowered his head, he attacked the grass on the ground.

A ...... Two ...... Three ......

The rabbit is really going to cry, how can the sourness of the grass be something that this meat-eating rabbit can endure, the smell of grass stubble...... Mom, I'm going home.

Not to mention, the two eyes full of **** on the top of the head are simply perverted, and they are definitely spurned in the rabbit group.

"Is the grass really so delicious?" Xiao Ming asked with concern.

It's delicious your sister, do you want to try it, Made's retarded. The rabbit raised his head and looked at Xiao Ming watery, "Uncle, okay...... Delicious......"

"It's that good?"

Xiao Ming's eyes lit up instantly, like an 80,000-watt light bulb.

The rabbit scolded himself fiercely in his heart, and then nodded sadly, "En!"

"Then you eat more. I'll get you some more. Xiao Ming was excited, and he could finally do good deeds again, in line with the clear requirements of the party and the country's five good and four stresses and new young pioneers, learn from Lei Feng, do good deeds, and leave no name.

"Well, I didn't tell him that my name is Xiao Ming. ”

Xiao Ming said with great certainty, and then turned his head to look at the rabbit with a cute face, "I didn't tell you that my name is Xiao Ming." ”

"Nope. You didn't tell me your name was Xiao Ming. The rabbit said the last few words tremblingly, and he didn't come up in one breath, almost suffocating to death.

"That's good, then I'll help you a lot. ”

"Huh?"

The rabbit looked at Xiao Ming's back, completely crazy, he just wanted to say, I'm @#¥#%¥%¥%............%¥

Just when the rabbit's egg hurt (I just don't know if there is), Xiao Ming's voice that had been sealed as a demon came again, "Rabbit, this grass is so hard, I can't pull it out, what should I do?"

The rabbit didn't think about it, so he said, "If you can't pull it, you'll ...... Can you pull it out?"

The knowledge in these three words is great, saying that the Pangu world, the flood era, the living beings are ignorant, do not know the height of the sky, do not know the thickness of the earth, do not know the Chensi, do not understand the time, every day the sun rises, the sun sets and sets, in vain life, but each of these creatures is an innate god, extremely noble, a hand, the sun and the moon tremble, a stomp, the sky and the earth move, it is really a world-shattering power, can not fight.

In the words of Hong Huang, who is not a famous acquired deity, and whose body is a flying dolphin, it is really a yawn that can stun ten miles and eight villages.

TMD: Now you tell me, you are a transformed innate god who can't even pull out the grass, are you teasing me?

Doesn't seem to be like?

Besides, this rabbit, adhering to the sparse bloodline of the strong demon ape, is born with a good divine power, it is really a horse with both arms, a gravel on the chest, and a cow hanging on the top (rabbit: you talk nonsense!)

I saw him kick his legs and kick out a big pit, and in the pit, there are only three or two rabbit hairs, four or five blades of grass, and seven or eight beaches of saliva.

Heaven for it.

"Ah, why is it cloudy?" Xiao Ming looked at the sky strangely, and saw a lump of dark clouds getting bigger and bigger, so he turned his head and shouted: "Rabbit, it's raining, go home and collect your clothes." ”

Quack Quack ...... (Raven appears...... ）

"Where's the rabbit?" Xiao Ming was frightened, Mom, a big white rabbit is gone, he's gone, it's gone!

"Rub, you won't be eaten. ”

Xiao Ming clapped his hands and cried! Mom, teacher, what did you say you told me to get out of here? As soon as I got out, I met a rabbit eater, and I don't know if the rabbit is delicious or not.

"Shut up!"

The rabbit showed its original form, one foot taller, and its muscles were comparable to those of Stephen Hoe...... Oh, Stallone, two pairs of bucktooth shovels popping out, glass-like eyes bursting with three inches of red light.

Xiao Ming opened his mouth wide, supported his waist with both hands, and raised his head, oh my God, little monster, what a murderous look, fake, absolutely fake.

"Look at your sister!" the rabbit stomped and shook his feet.

Who knew that under Xiao Ming's conditioned reflex, he subconsciously blurted out, "My sister is not here." ”

"Uh......" There are a few black lines on the rabbit's head, do I ask you this?

However, the next move made the rabbit feel speechless, only to see Xiao Ming raise his hand, put it to his mouth, and roared loudly: "You are...... Oops, it hurts!"

Xiao Ming was lying on the ground, rubbing the back of his head with a depressed face, he only cared about shouting, but he didn't stand firm and lay down.

"Mad's retarded!" the rabbit was speechless, he suddenly felt so powerless, he had not felt the powerlessness he had felt in thousands of years, at this moment, he had a thought, a thought that it was all a dream.

To prove it, he raised his hand and slapped it hard in the face.

"The second Olympics, it hurts, ......it hurts,

The rabbit covered its face, tears came out, its body shrank rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, it became the same size as before, one paw covering its face, and one foot jumping wildly.

"You...... Is it a rabbit?" Xiao Ming scratched his head strangely.

As soon as the rabbit looked up, he glared at Xiao Ming viciously, "I'm not." ”

"Oh, that's stupid. Xiao Ming clapped his hands and made a definition.

The rabbit is cute, have you seen my real body, have you seen it, a 30-meter-tall rabbit, are you afraid? Are you afraid of it? You **** actually said that I was stupid, your sister, "Believe it or not, I ate you." ”

Xiao Ming shook his head honestly, "I don't believe it." ”

"Huh?" the rabbit was cute again.

"You're a rabbit, you eat grass!"

The rabbit swears that he is definitely not in a dream, absolutely not, if it is in a dream, it is too cheap to be in front of this bastard.

"Then I'll eat meat for you!"

The rabbit smiled fiercely (Rabbit: Hey, where did you see that?) approached Xiao Ming step by step, and a pair of paws were raised very arrogantly, gesturing a few times.

Xiao Ming suddenly realized, gave a thumbs up, and then squatted down, protected his chest, and opened his mouth.

"Help, indecency!"