"I have a dream, I have a house, facing the sea, spring flowers are blooming, I have a dream, I have a wife, beautiful and moving, called Xiaohong, I have a dream, I have a master, the universe is desolate, invincible, I have a dream......"

In the Pangu world, under the mountains of the Eastern Wilderness, a young man wants to fly with great vigor and happiness, wanting to go to the blue sky and catch the bright moon, facing the heaven and earth, facing the sun and the moon, facing a rabbit and a wolf, and expressing his feelings with a roar. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Is this bastard okay?" the old wolf put his two paws on his feet and stared at the god-like boy jumping on the stone with **** eyes.

"Who knows, I forgot to take my medicine anyway. The rabbit glared at the big ant in front of him, and the ant was about to look at it and died of shame.

“...... I have a dream, there are lovers in the world who will eventually become dependents, and all ruthless people will be engaged in ......"

The boy jumped, jumped, jumped up and down on the big rock with a height of one meter five, and kept for a moment, and the old wolf was a little dizzy when he saw it.

"I said, rabbit. The old wolf patted the rabbit.

"What's the matter? I'm busy. The rabbit glared at the ant almost in a tragic way.

"Do you have any medicine?"

"What kind of medicine? Birth control pills? Are you pregnant?" the rabbit vaguely heard the boy answer himself like this in his mind, and he said it without thinking.

"Pregnant?" the old wolf stopped his paws and thought about it very seriously, with a big exclamation mark on his furry face, "I'm not pregnant!"

"Then what do you want birth control pills?"

"Yes!" the old wolf slapped his paws, "what do I want him to do?"

"****!" the rabbit cocked his ears and gestured with his middle finger.

“...... I have a dream, no buying, no killing, I have a dream......"

The old wolf glared at the boy jumping up and down, turned his head, raised his paws, and slapped the rabbit's head, "Big glass, who wants contraceptive pills." ”

"Then what do you want?" the rabbit felt that he was about to succeed, and the big ant was about to hang, and if you don't believe it, the two "sticks" on the top of the big ant's head were "hard".

"These two goods of medicine!" The old wolf looked at the young man with hatred of iron and steel, and he couldn't wait to rush up and take off his pants and pump them hard, damn, it's called spring in the morning?

"That second goods?" the rabbit looked at the big ant that was already foaming at the mouth (at least he thought so), excitedly two hind legs straightened, kicking behind a big stone "boom" shattered, fortunately this is the era of the ghost I don't know, there is no environmental protection association and experts, otherwise this rabbit even his younger brother has been sliced and studied, although I don't know if he has a younger brother.

"That's it!" the old wolf lifted the rabbit up with one paw.

"Oh, what are you doing, you put your son down, put it down, my mother will let you know which one is your father!" (please refer to the Sichuan accent)

The rabbit kicked and kicked, a pair of big eyes watched the big ant "sting" up, and "stinging" into a hole, suddenly that sad, that heartache, the big tail wolf, you turtle grandson, look what you are doing, you lack virtue and smoke turtle son.

"Big glass beads, look, look. The old wolf held down the rabbit's feet, slapped one paw on the rabbit's head, and pointed his two large eyes straight at the boy.

"Which one to see?" roared the rabbit, saying that if the big-tailed wolf did not give an explanation, he would stare at him like an ant.

"That's him. The old wolf said.

"Which?" the rabbit roared.

"Him. The old wolf said.

"Which one?" the rabbit screamed, what the hell is going to see.

"I'll go, you're short-sighted, with such big white eyes. The old wolf was furious, and threw his paw over, and the rabbit flew up without resistance.

"You turtle grandson big tail wolf, you wait for Lao Tzu. The rabbit whirls and growls with a sexy tail.

“...... I have a dream, and my dream is world peace... Oops!"

"Bang!", "poof", "boom......

"Jiao, who is so unqualified, in broad daylight, and in good spirits, who is doing such a dirty thing that people and gods are angry with and intolerable to heaven?"

Xu Xiaoming pinched his waist, drenched all over, carried the rabbit in one hand, and screamed.

"Such a good place, littering, I don't know if this is a public place, do you have a little awareness of protecting the environment, I don't know if we only have one earth, don't you seem to want to die?

Xu Xiaoming said that he is very angry now, very angry, quite and very very angry, how can there be such a person? No merit, no quality, no education, this TM is a three-no product, it should be destroyed by humanity, it should be life and death on the toilet, and whoever doesn't have eyes will be released.

"Xiao Ming, don't beep, put Lao Tzu down!" The rabbit stared at the two big glasses, no, his eyes were beads, his limbs were kicking around, and he was about to pounce on the old wolf with his teeth and claws.

"Beep your sister. Angry Xiao Ming found a punching bag, "Did you smash me just now, did you smash me? You still want to murder me, why are you rebelling, believe it or not, I roasted you?"

The old wolf stood up straight in surprise, patted his two paws and laughed: "It's good, it's good." I've been wanting to eat roast rabbit for a long time. ”

"There's a kind of you try!"

"Forehead ......"

Xu Xiaoming smiled wryly, let go of his hand, and looked like I didn't care about you, "Hmph, I've lost weight recently." ”

The old wolf waved his paw disdainfully, "Coward!"

"Big-tailed wolf!" the rabbit glared at the two large glass beads, and glared at the old wolf with murderous rage.

The old wolf waved his paws, pretended to look down at his stomach, and sighed loudly, "Well, I also think I've gained weight recently, Xiao Ming, how have you lost weight recently? ”

"Yes, yes. ”

Xiao Ming walked over with a piece of water, and the eldest brother and the second brother patted the old wolf in the same way.

"I found out that I can't eat after this meal. ”

"Wow, that's amazing, you can find it. The old wolf was extremely pompous in admiration, and if he didn't have no hands, he would have given a thumbs up.

"Yes, I found out, eat again after this meal, what about the first meal?

"That's right!" the old wolf glanced at the rabbit like a mouse, and quickly turned his head like a good student.

"Look, right?"

"What are you going to do?" the old wolf felt like he was going to throw up.

"Hehe, that's an expert's opinion. Xiao Ming walked in a figure-eight step, and walked away from the rabbit.

The old wolf followed closely and asked very doggy, "What should I do then?"

Xiao Ming tilted his head, looked at him contemptuously, hooked his fingers, and said by the old wolf's ear: "It's okay to eat less." ”

"Wow! ”

"Of course, that's the expert!"

"Which expert pinched?"

"What is it called a stone......

The rabbit looked at the two neurotics who had disappeared into the depths of the jungle, his glass-like eyes filled with tears, he looked up and looked at the blue sky, the two rabbit teeth were grief-stricken.

"Oh my God, what sin did I do in my last life...... Yes...... Ah......h