The gods yawned and walked out of Feng Wu's boudoir reluctantly, rubbing their sore waists and eyes as if they didn't want money, and the night of "fighting" made them feel that their bodies were hollowed out. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Whew, Fengwu is a little girl, it's really a cow fork, I can't see that my usually thin waist is so powerful, hey, Lao Tzu's waist~"

"Waist cut, Lao Tzu's life root almost filled in, damn, it's like a bottomless pit. ”

"yes, yes, I'm so close that my pants are gone, she doesn't look like a bird at all, like a beast. ”

"What's the point, why don't you know how to be satisfied? Brother has been hollowed out here. ”

"Hey...... You need to stew a chicken to replenish your body. ”

"Go together, go together, don't come again next time, Lao Tzu's four A's were stoned to death by two kings, it's unreasonable. ”

"Haven't I been beaten bald?" Zhunti sighed, touching her bald head.

"Hey......"

Since the fight landlord was thrown out by Xiao Ming, the desolate world fell into the vast "straight", "double fly" and "fried" for a while, a group of gods who only know how to eat and sleep and play beans have since become obsessed with this sport, it is said that after playing for a long time, you can practice to the point of immeasurable robbery.

Among them, the most famous is the Feng Clan Feng Wu Elder, which is played from dawn to dark, from the sun setting to the sunset, except for Lasana who holds the card table and does not let go.

According to the reports of the dog cubs, the dragon ancestor dragon has been alone in the empty room for a long time, and the tears, my God, how many lonely sandbanks have drowned.

In that way, let the interviewed puppies empathize, don't cry, of course, if it weren't for the big handprints on the buttocks, I would have believed them.

"I've made money, I've made money, I've bought a Bodhi tree with my left hand, a Linglong pagoda with my right hand, and I've ridden a big dragon and a big bird......"

Feng Wu's eyebrows fluttered with the gambling money in front of her, and her excitement even sprayed the fire of Nanming on her body into the face of others.

Others wiped the fire on their faces, yes, yes, "I said, girl, Xiao Ming's little bastard sent a message to inform us to attend his opening ceremony." ”

"Xiao Ming, he's a moth again, doesn't he mean that he pretends not to see that he has released his aunt?"

"One horse, one horse. Old man Feng wiped his sweat, his daughter, the Chinese was taught by the physics teacher, and the words were bitten with a smell of sodium hydroxide, "Yes, I don't know why, no, I just received his notice." ”

"Oh~" Feng Wu elongated her voice, "It's okay, I've discussed it with the gods, I won't trouble him, besides, we're so hot here, and no one is going to the little cub." ”

Old man Feng wiped his sweat again, "I heard that he held a contest for "The Voice of the Flood Wilderness", and then all the great gods went. ”

Feng Wu was furious, "Nani!"

Old Man Feng sneered, "I? Didn't I lose all my belongings to you? This is tight, No. 93 can't afford to add oil, and he went on strike to demand freedom, equality, and democracy, so I let him sell it." ”

"What can the old quail sell?" asked Feng Wu curiously.

"No, no, no" Old man Feng hurriedly stopped Feng Wu's speculation, Niang Xipi, Lao Tzu still wants face, "He went to sell himself." ”

Feng Wu: ...... Sell...... Body...... Amen, Uncle Quail, may you be in peace in Heaven.

(A certain quail: Hey, hey, you slow down, it hurts, it hurts...... Yes...... Pain...... ）

"So, you're here to collect debts?"

"How could it be. Old man Feng said righteously, then took out a piece of paper and recited: "Ah~ my dear daughter, I." Your Barbie, that is, me, how handsome, how noble, how can I collect debts? This is definitely not something that a noble person like me can do, so! I, the great patriarch of the Feng clan, have come to receive alimony. ”

"Damn!" Old man Feng flew into the sky.

Feng Wu rubbed her waist, forget it, the old lady is tens of millions of minutes away, what are you fighting with those poor ghosts?

"Old man, go ahead, I'm still waiting to fight the landlord with Zhun Ti and Lao Tzu at night. ”

Old Man Feng's voice came from afar, and it was getting farther and farther away, "You can't wait for them, they are also gone." ”

"Huh?" Feng Wu was blinded, "Impossible, what kind of broken gong voices are they, participating in a new singing voice?"

"When...... Appraise...... Commission~~~"

"No...... Can...... Can you ......" Feng Wu rested for a while, damn, it flew quite far," he ...... Guys...... All...... No...... Yes...... Singing ......"

"Bang!"

Old man Feng fell and gnawed on a dog, his head stuck in the ground, and his two feet kicked and kicked. I can't turn it over alive or dead, Feng Wu covers his head, Nima's mental retardation, you Ya Da Luo Jinxian, can you not show off the lower limit of IQ, those who know know that you are teasing me, and those who don't know think that the patriarch of the Feng clan is a ****.

He stepped forward and pulled it out like a turnip.

Old man Feng "poofed" and spat out the mud, panting, "Xiao Ming said, what I want is not their singing voice at all, what I want is their old qualifications, now the murderer is going to be a chef, the chef is going to be an expert, the expert is going to be a liar, the liar is going to be the ancestor, the ancestor is going to be the judge, although I don't know what it means, but pinching, this seems to be quite reasonable." ”

"......" Feng Wu was powerless to complain.

............

The hybrid village is located in a cave.

"Xiao Ming, I suddenly thought of a very serious matter. "Feng Jiaojiao is very serious, quite serious, extremely serious.

"What's the matter?"

"We seem to be running away. ”

Xiao Ming nodded.

"You seem to have invited all the gods you can name in the wilderness. ”

Xiao Ming nodded.

"Then, do we count ourselves as turning ourselves in?" Feng Jiaojiao fished out a memory of the past from her memory and said affirmatively.

Xiao Mingdian ...... Jiao, your sister, it's too harmful to be the village chief, my heart, my baby, why am I stupid? It must be the rabbit, he must have infected me with stupidity.

stared at the rabbit with an unkind face, staring at the rabbit so creepy that goosebumps crawled all over his body.

"Forget it, I'll settle accounts with you later. ”

Rabbit:...... Big brother, am I messing with you again?

The little open fire burned the rabbit all over the house, jumping up and down.

Feng Jiaojiao was angry, "Xiao Ming, what's wrong with you, you want to go to the room." ”

Xiao Ming went to the room with a "whoosh", looking for something very seriously, and his expression was the same as that of the king who caught whoever he was, with the same pain as constipation.

is still the little black bird righteousness, "Brother Xiao Ming, what are you looking at?"

"I ......" Xiao Ming rushed up with a brisk stride and slapped him in the face, "What are you doing?"

Crowd Goods: ......

The little black bird cried, "I see you like my father...... Woo woo woo~"

Feng Jiaojiao couldn't stand it anymore, the big man bullied the weak and the young, and he came at me, "Xiao Ming, what are you looking for?"

Xiao Ming didn't look back, "I'm packing my things to run away." ”

"Pack, what do you have to pack? Haven't I robbed them?" Feng Jiaojiao is very strange, could it be that there are still fish that have slipped through the net?

Xiao Ming's figure scurrying around stiffened, Ji Ao, yes, what is there for the Lao Tzu proletariat to pack?