46, epoch-making aesthetics (deformed version)
Where is this?
Xiao Ming flying around didn't know, but this place always gave him a very familiar feeling, it seemed that it had appeared here, and maybe something closely related to him would appear. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
And this thing is something he can never give up and never forget.
Xiao Ming, Nationality: Chinese, Nationality: Han, Place of Birth: Chinese Textbook, Date of Birth: 1981.2.22......
The zigzag river rushes and roars, the towering thousands of miles of ancient trees are rooted in the thick loess, the endless wind and sand swirl, the leaves tremble lightly, and the green light is swirling, and life originates here......
"So, that's why you don't do this?"
"Yes. Xiao Tomorrow really smiled, of course, if he wasn't crawling with monkeys, a few angry goods would really believe him.
"Of course!" Xiao Ming's eyes widened, "This is my ancestor!"
"I'll wipe it, fuck your uncle. ”
A few uncles endured it, but their aunts didn't, and their uncle was a strict wife, so the uncle was also angry.
The old wolf pulled out the first secret weapon of the underworld that had not been used for a long, long time - the bench! The rabbit took out the two lollipops that he had stolen when he changed his teeth, picked them up and rushed towards Xiao Ming.
Feng Jiaojiao tried her best to maintain her ladylike image, but her beating hands still exposed the anger in her heart, but she smiled, yes, she smiled, "Xiao Ming, don't make trouble, I'll give you something to eat." ”
"Boom"
Don't be surprised, this is the sound of several goods falling, including Xiao Ming, and more than a dozen monkeys, a pair of eyes are shiny and shiny, the same as the old wolf's pair of 998-carat titanium alloy dog eyes.
"Down, good, good, good...... Uh, not good, not good, not good!"
I saw that Xiao Ming's expression changed from excitement to fear, and then his whole face turned blue, and he jumped thousands of meters high, what ancestors, monkeys and other things fell down like dumplings.
Feng Jiaojiao understood in a second, after all, the one who was close to Zhu was red, and the one who was close to Xiao Ming was obscene, "Hey, where do you want to go, it's not that below, it's that ...... That's down there. ”
Well, it's okay if she doesn't explain, she even understands a few other goods as soon as she explains, of course, excluding the two birds.
Green Baby (Giant Beast) and Ximen Qing glanced at each other, everything was silent, Long B leaned on Long A, "Honey, will people give you a good job below?"
Feng Jiaojiao is shy, the first time she is shy, oh mom, so many people are watching, listening, although what I said below is not that below, but they think it is that below, if I don't give Xiao Ming to eat, then everyone must think that what I said below is lying to Xiao Ming, but if I really give Xiao Ming to eat, then what should I do, the following is so ...... So...... Oops mom, shy bird......
A group of people looked at Feng Jiaojiao's face was red and red, and their eyes were suddenly wrong, looking at Xiao Ming with a picture of you being blown up.
Xiao Ming just fell, the monkey just climbed up, that "poof" went up to the sky again, the monkey fell down again, this time, he didn't come down, he turned around in the sky, fell directly to the construction site, picked up the axe and crackled to build a house in the dead.
Who is Xiao Ming? Da Luo Jinxian is not there, that mana, that power, isn't it bragging to you, making you doubt your life every minute.
Look at this, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, almost crooked, and there, the pyramids, all piled up with Nima gold, and the Great Wall, ten thousand miles? Hehe, two million first.
Oh, by the way, Xiao Ming is average, 10,000 feet tall, and then he wiped a bunch of mud on his body, and then, with a "whoosh", it became smaller, and a spicy statue stood in the mountains.
The old wolf classmate was serious and bravely raised his own questions, "Xiao Ming, I understand that you built a statue, but I don't understand why this statue looks like this?"
I saw that in the mountains, Xiao Ming stepped across the big horse, one hand pointed high at the blue sky, the other hand was flat on his chest, and then his face was facing Nima (the sun), with a big smile. (See Schwarzenegger)
Xiao Ming looked disdainful, "Tu Baozi!"
"What are you talking about!" The old wolf was angry, who is TM is a bun, look at Lao Tzu's fragrant shoulders, this ****, is the big S in good shape?
"I said you are a bun!" Xiao Ming raised his head, a picture of how stupid the world is, only I am the most coquettish, "Look at the posture of this hand, tsk, look at the angle of this waist straight, tsk, look at the curve of this leg bending, tsk, you are looking at the length of this smile, tsk...... Don't you think you're a dirt bun?
"Grass! Lao Tzu Chinese Pastoral Dog!" The old wolf was angry, you are a local dog, your whole family is a local dog, and your whole street is a local dog, "You have been comparing for a long time, you told me what did you say?"
"Cut, retarded!" Xiao Ming said he disdained to be in the company of such people.
"En" A group of people who came over nodded in unison, despising themselves and being ashamed of being in the company of such people.
Old Wolf: ...... Hey, 110? There's a neuropathy here, yes, yes, it's all late, yes, that's it, you guys......
Obviously, a group of people will not care about the old wolf who is confused on the spot, and under the leadership of the newly inaugurated tour guide Xiao Ming, a group of people visited the construction site of this hybrid village, which is said to be the first clean village of the Honghuang Wilderness, which is said to be epoch-making art.
"You see, this is the Leaning Tower of Pisa that I built, and you can see that its curved angle is full of discipline that I have not had at all, and it represents the great figure of my person. ”
The "Ka ......" camera lights up, and a group of goods look like "wow, good**, so awesome".
"And this. Xiao Ming threw his ancestors out, "This is my grave......"
Huh?
“...... When I die, I'm going to live in this huge pyramid, and I'm going to see the highest view. ”
Nima gods, the eyes of worship cannot be ignored, and a group of goods watched Xiao Ming introduce his home after death like a neurotic.
Of course, there are exceptions, for example, Little Blackbird, "Brother Xiao Ming, will I accompany you after you die?"
"Of course. Xiao Ming glanced at this very wise bird appreciatively, and for the first time his nerves were normal, "What will you eat after you stay with me? ”
"It's okay, it's okay, just eat the bugs. ”
"Oh~" (Congratulations on the perfect combination of Pyramid and Scarab CP.) )
"Look, and this, this is our future home!" Xiao Ming waved his hand, turned around very chicly, and let the buildings behind him wait for you to praise me with a proud face.
"E......" All the goods, three birds, two dragons, one tree, one wolf and one rabbit, and the group of five things who didn't know what to do was shocked, "Who is that...... Do you know how to make holes?"