Dad, well, this is an extremely serious question!

Everybody has a dad!

(Don't mention Sun Wukong to me, people are the sky and grass earth, so the sky is their father.) ）

But, who is this Taiyi's father?

Bird?That's not possible.,How can we say that Taiyi is also a great god of the wilderness.,The first generation of creatures.,That guy stalks around with three legs all day long (uh,It's not that Taiyi is running naked.,The author Jun definitely doesn't mean that!) You said that's it.,If the bird gives birth to him, don't give him a direct strangle.。

Therefore, Taiyi's father must not be a bird.

So, who is Taiyi's father?

Legend has it that the guy cut the world out with an axe, and then ran naked in frenzy, and when he was tired of running, he smashed the ground with a bang, and died.

Then, the eye turned into the moon, the eye into the sun, the muscle into the mountain, the muscle into the river, and the pool of blood became the river Styx, and it was soaked in urine...... Well, well, anyway, this is the one that melts into that.

(The author Jun is very strange, what has become the symbol of Pangu's great masculine?

Anyway, this Taiyi jumped out of Pangu's big eyes, that is, the sun, so this sun is Taiyi's mother, so his father is ...... Eh, it's scary to think about it, the taste is really heavy.

Getting back to the point, anyway, as soon as Xiao Ming's words came out, everyone present was angry.

Although our Donghuang Taiyi is a bird, he is also the first generation of creatures, his father, his father, then let's not call him uncle, our uncle...... Well, let's kill you.

For a while, the twenty or thirty Da Luo Jinxian rushed upwards with the guy, but it was quite embarrassing, and he didn't rush two steps, just looked at Nuwa's two lumps of meat.

Then, I heard the sound of sucking and saliva...... Well, the Honghuang people don't read much, so we don't blame him.

Xiao Ming is safe now, holding Nuwa's tail and showing this eye there, looking at that look is obviously to hit me, stupid.

"Wow, yes, this Nima is unbearable!"

Twenty or thirty Da Luo Jin Xian was furious, and at this moment, he didn't care about any big-breasted beauties, and he dialed Nuwa out with a wave of hands, good Nuwa, when he saw that he was alone, he flew directly...... Fly out!

Huh?

The great god was stunned, am I so powerful? Raise your hand to see, wave it again, and land on a great god beside you.

"Oh, I'll go, what are you hitting me for?"

"Well, no, I'll just play. ”

"Play with your sister, go, give me a pump, uncle...... Uh, that idiot!"

......

Over there, Xiao Ming was also confused, watching Nuwa fly out like catkins, it was half a big head, this Nima's, mother, where did all the strength you used when you pumped me?

But this is not the time to be confused, the axes, knives and forks over there are all beckoning to him, and when there is a life and death crisis, I saw Xiao Ming jumping over, just like Hongjun jumping over.

"Master, save me!"

Hongjun immediately made half of Xiao Ming's head bigger, but, although Xiao Ming hated it, but after all, Xiao Ming was his apprentice and grandson, if he was slaughtered in front of him, this old face would not be able to be seen.

I saw Hongjun cough, and the chaos trembled three times, and the one or twenty Da Luo Jin Immortals flew out with a bang, and sat on the ground.

"Fellow Daoists, let's give Lao Dao a face. ”

This group of gods is not stupid, they were cleaned up by a roar, if this is not a matter if they have no face and no skin, besides, Xiao Ming is also a big Luo Jin Immortal, if he provokes a fight, it will not end so well.

I couldn't help but sit on the ground and didn't say a word.

As soon as Xiao Ming saw that dozens of great gods here had let him go, he began to tremble again, but he was also a person who understood and knew what not to do.

So he ran to Nuwa, pouted, and began to howl, "I'm going to ...... Mother, why are you ......?"

"Smack"

Xiao Ming doesn't cry or make trouble for the baby, squatting on the side is very quiet, but the big anthurium mark on his face makes people helpless.

There was calm in the Zixiao Palace.

Three hours later, the second batch of Da Luo Jin Immortals came, there was this, that, that......

Four hours later, the third batch of Da Luo Jin Immortals also came, and there were seven gourds of red, yellow, green, blue, and purple...... cough, seven colorful clothes Taoist, Xiang Hongyun, Yun Zhongzi is in it.

Five hours later......

Six hours later......

After a few hours, Xiao Ming woke up three times, and when he opened his eyes, he was startled, the entire Zixiao Palace was full of people, this pile, that lump......

"Tut-tut, this flow of people, if only I opened a restaurant. ”

Xiao Ming was sighing, and suddenly, he saw that five hundred meters in front of him, two 1,800 kilowatt large light bulbs lit up, and howled while they were on, "Ah, I am far away from the west, and I finally came, but I didn't even have a place to stay." ”

As soon as these words came out, it was like a thunderclap resounding in Xiao Ming's mind, and at that moment, he waved his hand, "Yo, Ju Daoren, you are here too." ”

It was Zhun Ti and the two who came.

Let's talk about Zhun Ti, I was crying and preparing to pretend to be old, weak, sick and disabled to make a way, when I heard a chrysanthemum over there.

If you want to say what Zhun Ti is most afraid of, one is afraid of death, two is afraid of death, three is afraid of death, and four is afraid of chrysanthemum.

Why?

You don't see, my junior brother and blind monk ran away from home, and said that he went to a place in the League of Legends to practice, saying that he also had an affair with a person called a snake girl, and he hugged the snake girl every day, and when he saw people, he said that his sexual orientation was normal, and he was his senior brother......

This guy gave Zhun a boost, and swore a heavy oath on the spot, whoever mentions chrysanthemums to him again will be in a hurry.

Who would have thought that as soon as he arrived at Zixiao Palace here, before he could take a breath, he heard Ju over there.

He was furious on the spot, and when he turned his head, he looked at it, okay, the anger of the quasi-Daoist can support the god eighty-eight in the other-dimensional space.

"Xiao Ming!"

"Hey, Judao people!"

"Xiao Ming!!"

"Kiku...... Taoist?"

Xiao Ming was a little timid, the appearance of the Judao people was wrong, the same as the Erha who had bitten him before, this is not good, it hurts to be bitten.

When that was, the old trick was repeated, and he went to Hongjun.

However, Xiao Ming obviously found the wrong person, and he didn't want to think about how he arranged Hongjun not long ago.

So...... Only...... Ahh