It's a fight, but our Xiao Ming is also a big Luo Jinxian, so how can we give some noodles...... Well, let's stay alive.

Therefore, after the mixed doubles, Zhun Ti and Hongjun didn't do anything, they drove Xiao Ming, who had a blue nose and swollen eyes, out of sight, without being upset, closed the door and went directly to class.

It is difficult to say that Xiao Ming did not mean it, as far as he received nine years of compulsory education in the new century, although he did not accept it, but how to say that it was also born under the red flag, grew up in the spring breeze of the three good little boys, let him accept this feudal superstition, cut, Uncle Xiao Ming said that he wanted democracy, and science!

Drive it out, drive it out, Xiao Ming said that he didn't care, so he wandered around in the chaos.

This chaos, that's the daily turmoil, either here or there, anyway, there is no peace.

The last time Xiao Ming came, he got a Dao Ancestor to come out, and this time, in line with the principle of progress and progress and progress, he felt that if he couldn't get the Heavenly Dao out, it would really be a shame for him in the fourth grade of elementary school.

But how do you get the way of heaven out?

Xiao Ming believes that this is a kind of knowledge, which needs to be studied and studied.

Legend has it that the way of heaven is merciless. Under the saints, there are all ants, like a two-five boy all day long, either killing this or that.

Hey, Erwuzai, that's it, I asked, what does Erwuzai like?

Isn't it, tattoo beer peanuts!

No, I'll ask you if it's true!

Xiao Ming feels that he is really the smartest person in the world.

Thinking of how to seduce the two or five boys of the Heavenly Dao, Xiao Ming immediately implemented it.

Let's talk about tattoos first, well, tattoos, what are you tattooing?

The left green dragon, the right white tiger, and the middle big leprosy?

No, no, no, this hurts too much, how many strokes does he have to draw on this green dragon and white tiger, no, absolutely not!

Xiao Ming looked at his small thin arm and said that the world was so big that he didn't want a tattoo. Decisively vetoed the tattoo.

And then there's beer.

Beer...... Beer...... Well, Ma Ma said, children can't say beer.

Xiao Ming's tears came out all of a sudden, my mother, there are three things in total, and there are no two of them at once, which means that there are only peanuts left.

This peanut, he is more special, first of all, it is certain that this is definitely not an ordinary peanut, you think, if this is an ordinary peanut, then it is not two acres of land to come out?

So what are peanuts?

(It's all out of the way, the old driver is going to drag race.) ）

As the saying goes, my fair lady is a gentleman.

The meaning of this sentence is that there is a woman named My Fair Lady, and there is a gentleman named Zihao, but then again, what kind of thing is this gentleman.

Ahem, to get back to business, the three items of Erwuzai are called tattoo beer peanuts, this is not an ordinary tattoo beer peanuts, this tattoo ...... (I'll kill you shameless.) ）

It's domineering, righteous, and womanly!

Now, the domineering and righteous anger are gone, only women are left, but our Xiaoming is a man, and there seems to be no way.

But, who is our Xiao Ming?

I saw that as soon as Xiao Ming twisted his waist, swung across, and took off his clothes, two peanuts were exposed.

(Yes, that's right, that's peanuts.) ）

"Oh, uncle, come on. ”

Xiao Ming screamed again and again, waving his hands to make money, that is called a woman...... Vomit~

Heavenly Dao is behind the chaos, and what I see is that both eyes are breathing fire, if it weren't for my good health. It is estimated that they can have a heart attack and die there directly.

"I'm going to kill this bastard!"

Tiandao gritted his teeth and said that he must kill this bastard.

If you don't let it, it means that if you kill this bastard, you're going to fucking look for us.

Tiandao said, that's not good, I must kill you.

Avenue says, calm, impulsiveness is the devil.

Heavenly Dao means that he is the devil.

Avenue said, well, you go.

So, the way of heaven was on.

In an instant, in the chaos, the endless chaotic qi rolled, the earth, water, fire and wind exploded, and the world was repeated, a pair of indifferent eyes appeared, and the extremely indifferent gaze fell on Xiao Ming, who was making a fuss.

"Terran Xiao Ming. ”

Xiao Ming only felt cold at two o'clock, and when he raised his head, he was almost scared to pee, as soon as he put on his clothes, he ran as soon as he turned around, and the speed was the same as someone behind him who wanted to rape him.

"Come back. ”

A voice sounded, and it fell on Xiao Ming's body like a pardon, and Xiao Ming slapped his ass on the ground.

"Oh yo, my lord, you are the lord, spare me, I was wrong, I was really wrong. ”

Xiao Ming was crying darkly, and in his heart he was eager to slap himself a hundred ears, calling you to scream, calling you screaming, you see, something happened.

Looking for the way of heaven, looking for the way of heaven, is the way of heaven that ordinary people can find?

Don't say anything else, it's just that this heavenly way is so ugly, you can't wash your eyes at this time? What a waste of water? How much money? How ......

"Terran Xiao Ming, you are guilty!"

Huh?

Xiao Ming was stunned, and he was anxious on the spot, "Master, I didn't drink." ”

"Only the drunk speak...... Forehead...... Forehead...... You're drunk!"

"Uncle, I really haven't touched a drop of wine. Xiao Ming felt that he would become a wronged ghost, but he didn't get drunk at all, and he said that he was drunk.

Tiandao was directly angry, I said you drank?

However, on the surface of the Heavenly Dao, there is still a ruthless and ruthless look of me, and he said: "You have disregarded people's common sense, have no sense of responsibility, provoked the dragon and phoenix catastrophe, and caused the consequences of the destruction of life, you are guilty!"

Now Xiao Ming understands it, and at the same time he feels a trace of sadness when he understands it, it turns out that I am such a BOY.

"Xiao Ming...... Confess!"

Xiao Ming is rarely well-behaved.

Tiandao continued: "However, life and death have fate, the catastrophe of the dragon and phoenix is fate, now, punish the desolate land in front of you, spread the way of survival, and save the living beings, so as to ten thousand years." ”

"Yes. ”

Xiao Ming was very well-behaved, Tiandao was very satisfied, and slowly closed his eyes. The coercion around suddenly dissipated, and there was no trace of existence.

Then Xiao Ming raised his head, looked at the place of the Heavenly Dao and was stunned for a while, and then thought very strangely, "Am I considered to be dead?"