"Wow"

"Wow Wow"

"Wow Wow"

"Uh......" Xiao Ming, who was successful in absconding from crime, looked at the nine heads of Jiuying with respect, nine wows at a time, all of them are different, this guy is also a talent. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Feng Wu held her forehead with a headache, "Xiao Ming, this is your village?"

"Then you can be. "Xiao Ming is very proud, the nine wonders of the world are all in his own village, this is his dream back then.

Think about it, Lao Tzu drank soy milk under the city wall in the morning, Emma, the soy milk is old and fragrant, pure and the same as that, I drank that...... Ahem, what, it's off track.

Then I set off from the port of Alexandria, took a flat boat, supported two small bamboo poles, under the light of the Pharos Lighthouse, holding a high-voltage small electric cannon from the old man Zeus, and went to the **** of the Colossus of Rhodes Island...... If you kill him, you won't let him explode Xiao Juju.

Well, yes, I went to the temple of Artemis to hook up with the goddess of the hunt, and touched my little hands and breasts...... Why, what, at night in the sky garden open-air skewers, and then will sleep in the pyramids.

What? There's also a Mausolos Tomb Temple, what's that? There's no terracotta warriors?

Feng Wu pinched her hands, scratched the dead girl with a paw, and asked you to drool with wool, you look at that hara, they have drowned this group of little broken mud people.

"Xiao Ming. After thinking about it, Feng Wu felt that he still couldn't let this desolate and good young man go further and further on the road of death, "How can it be normal?"

"Of course!" Xiao Ming wiped his saliva and firmly maintained his image as a good student.

Feng Wu and a group of desolate gods are very pleased, I will say that Xiao Ming is a good boy, although his brain is in water, but fortunately, he has not entered the flour, he can still be saved.

So, then, they saw that huge statue of Xiao Ming.

To tell the truth, except for the blind monk, no one can't see it, Xiao Ming's statue is high, not to mention, the key is that he is naked, the two points and one one, shameless, that is really a shameless......

(Author: Hey, Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, don't fight, don't fight, ah, it doesn't work there, it really doesn't work there...... Ah~Pain~)

Feng Wu covered her forehead, "Old man, you hold me, I'm dizzy." ”

The old man came up in a hurry, and while holding Feng Wu, he said, "Pension, pension, pension ......"

"Get out!"

Feng Wu slapped the old man away, pulled Xiao Ming over, and stared at Xiao Ming with red eyes, "Boy, do you want to do a little more?"

"Welcome, welcome, welcome, warmly welcome the great god of the flood wilderness to come and guide. ”

I saw a green baby carrying two flags and floated over, and the one who opened his mouth and smiled was called an innocence, if it weren't for the bad breath that made the cleanliness of Donghuang Taiyi stunned, the gods would have to praise it.

"Ahem, the spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground, the people are really competitive, a beauty pageant is nothing, the flood is everywhere ****, warmly welcome the flood wilderness two ****...... Ahem, the great god tour group experiences the new life of the Honghuang hybrid village. ”

Feng Wu exploded, "You really use this unlucky name ******!"

"Boom!" "What Kraka!"

Xiao Ming flies, lands, flies again, lands again......

Four and a half million times......

"Save ...... Help me...... Ah......h

Xiao Ming cried so much, the sadness was all flowing backwards, just this sadness, it's not that I'm bragging to you, you can drown the world's non-famous universe leader Jin Fatzi.

Where do you dare to save the other goods, don't you look at who Feng Wu is?

It's time to run, it's time to go, and you don't see it.

It's not right, there is still a hero who is brave and brave. He's the little Blackbird.

I saw him speeding up and running wildly, and then spun one hundred and eighty-eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight circles in the air, and one knelt on the ground and slid directly in front of Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming squinted his swollen face and grinned with relief, "It's still you ......"

"Gott~"

Yes, that's right, the little black bird spit out, and after spinning so many times, he spit out Xiao Ming's mouth directly.

And then......

"Goo-dong"

(Narrator: What a painful realization, I ate your vomit, but every time I chewed, I ate so satisfied, ah~)

Feng Wu was stunned, the gods were confused, and the green baby ran away against the two flags, followed by two farts insects, one called the colorful bird, and the other called the little black bird.

Little Blackbird: ...... Heaven, earth, Buddha Jade Emperor, although you have not yet been born, but save me, I am a little bird, no matter how I fly, I can't fly high...... Let's give a way to live, I still have thousands of female birds yet......

(Buddha Nyolai: Okay, uncle.) ）

Xiao Ming patted it, silently patted the ash on his body, and his face was loveless, only to see him walk in front of the little clay man, stand up, pee, and mud, and then squat down and wipe the mud on his body.

(What do you say? If you have pee, I'll hehe, I'm all that, and I care about birds.) ）

"I have a dream, one day, I can get rid of the distraction of facts, stand quietly, I have a dream, one day, I can stop worrying and be a quiet beautiful man. ”

"I have a dream that one day when the world is destroyed, only I will survive because I am quiet enough and beautiful enough that I have a dream...... Ahh

(Narrator: If you want to fly to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun, the world is waiting for you to change...... ）

Xiao Ming retracted his feet and looked at the third and fourth children of the Green Baby's family who disappeared with satisfaction. Grandma is a bear, these two goods must have been sent by the author who broke into a eunuch to make up the number of words, fortunately Lao Tzu is witty, otherwise, the broad masses of the people will lose a lot of money by that shameless thing.

Then, Xiao Ming bared his teeth and smiled, laughing extremely sinisterly, only to see him disappear in place with a "whoosh", and appeared directly in front of Jiu Ying.

"Hello. "Xiao Ming is very polite.

"Hello (*9)" Jiuying is very happy, how polite little ...... Bastard!

Xiao Ming let go of his hand, looked at Jiu Ying who was rubbed with mud by himself with a proud face, turned around, and smiled gloomily, "Hello." ”

The gods came down in a cold sweat, my God, this shameless thing must not pay attention to maintenance, this urine is more choking than the smell of blood on the body of the Styx.

"You ......" a group of great gods didn't hesitate, they just retreated a few kilometers, "What do you want to do?"

Xiao Ming pouted, "People want to hug." ”

Taiyi Jinxian's cultivation soared out in an instant, and he immediately overspeeded, which was caught by the police uncle, and at least six points would be deducted.

Hey, wait, wait, he's rear-ended, rear-ended, poor blind monk, you're okay to turn your head, you're not fully responsible for Xiao Ming.

"Senior brother. "Zhun Ti screamed hoarsely.

"Senior brother. "The blind monk returned with affection.

"Let's go. ”

"Grass!"

(Blind monk, Hong Huang is not a famous god, his birth year is unknown, he died in that year, the cause of death: He was killed by the urine of Xiao Ming, the first and third best boy of Hong Huang. ）

Forcibly make up the words: (A small grass in the wilderness: Ma Ma, is the big brother playing bungee jumping today?