The blind monk looked at the quasi-Taoist with great melancholy, the expression in his eyes (well, he was blind), poor don't want it. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although, the Quasi-Tidao man stood behind him.

Nuwa had goosebumps all over her body, and she was so disgusted that she even had morning sickness, "That...... What do you see, O blind man?"

When the blind monk heard this, Emma, the routine, "Look at you." ”

Nuwa was immediately moved, and the blind monk smacked fiercely with her big mouth, and the blind monk snorted, "You can try another one." ”

The blind monk is very sad, can't he play the routine? Nuwa, you are so unreasonable, do you know that Ma Ma He had a fat pig's face, looked at the sky in despair, and said sadly: "Blue thin, shiitake mushrooms." Never because a woman is so blue and thin, shiitake mushrooms are here. ”

Of course, no one paid attention to the blue thin and shiitake mushrooms of the small supporting role of the blind monk. They got together and were playing cards, smoking, and playing Xiao Ming.

"You ** cub, you have a long ability, play with mud, I'll let you and let you live!" Fu Xi kicked Xiao Ming hard, no way, they didn't take him to play when they gambled, and they disliked his bad cards.

Xiao Ming cried silently, crying in his heart, I am the village chief, the village chief, my God, what a big official was tortured and aggrieved by you, can you have a snack.

"Stop, don't fight. ”

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, the power of Taiyi Golden Immortal flew out with a "swish", and Fu Xi flew out with a "whoosh", and then, under all the eyes, said very majestically: "Poor Dao Xiaoming, I invited all Taoist friends to come today to celebrate the establishment of my hybrid village, how can you insult me so much?"

"Snap"

The mahjong in Feng Wu's hand fell, the cards in Donghuangtai's hand fell, and a group of gods looked at Xiao Ming like fools.

"You don't know?"

The righteous Zulong (well, both brothers who have carried guns together) couldn't help but ask.

Xiao Ming imitated Tan Sitong and said loudly: "I don't know." ”

"Oh"

Oh, Xiao Ming was instantly upset, I don't understand what you say, your uncle, if you don't tell me a two, three, four, five, six today, I will destroy you.

I saw him drag the ancestral dragon over, a flash of light appeared between his eyes, and the changes in heaven and earth caused by Taiyi Golden Immortal appeared behind him, the golden flower fell to the ground, the ground gushed sweet springs, and the auspicious qi hung in the air, Xiao Ming shouted angrily, and asked viciously: "Oh, uncle, tell people, it's okay." ”

"Poof~"

Crowd Merchants: ......

Gods: ......

The Great Dao and the Heavenly Dao in Chaos: ......

(Tiandao: I really want to chop him.) ）

Of course, the worst thing is the ancestral dragon, as a little dragon dragon who has not been poisoned by the Internet, he is pure, although the silver is a little bit and a little lewd, so what's the matter...... But this did not prevent him from breaking out in a cold sweat at Xiao Ming.

As soon as Zulong pushed, all of Xiao Ming's visions were shattered, and the whole person disappeared with a "whoosh".

"Emma, what was that just now?Xiao Ming?is it a male or a female?" Zu Long rubbed the dragon skin bumps all over his body, and Xiao Sheng asked in fear.

Well, well, no one answered him, because - goosebumps

Xiao Ming is very aggrieved now, what is Du Nima, kick it at every turn, kick it at every turn, you girl, dare to hit it...... Well, I can't kiss you.

"I said, what are you all doing? I'm opening a business, why don't you make trouble and change places?"

Xiao Mingyi is righteous, and he said with tears in his eyes, I just want to build a nest, do you want to?

"As for!" Xiao Ming replied in the affirmative.

Feng Wu stood up, the eldest sister was full of style, "Didn't you say that you want to sing well? ”

"For this?" Xiao Ming's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Yes, drip!" gluttonous eyes are big, and Jiuying has many eyeballs, staring back at Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming suddenly felt the deep malice of the world towards him, he turned around, pulled a big red cloth and jerked it, and roared angrily: "The swivel chair is here, a certain herbal tea is here, do you want to rush to the road, do you want the host?"

Xiao Ming continued to turn around, felt out a cylindrical head with a large rod and a thin thing, waved his hand, and said: "Authentic good herbal tea, authentic good voice, Honghuang cold tea so-and-so......"

At this moment, everyone was happy, and the smiling mouth could not find the nose, which was called a smugness.

"That's right, young man, I'm optimistic about you. Feng Wu patted Xiao Ming's shoulder, lifted his buttocks, and made it to the chair, "What, let's start." ”

Old Man Feng: ...... Well, girl, I'm your father, and I think I should be more qualified than you are in that position.

Feng Wu Feng frowned, and let go of the big move, "Raise! old! gold!"

Old man Feng stroked his beard, stretched out a thumbs up, and praised: "This chair really matches the big belly of the girl of my family, and at a glance, I know that no one can do it except the girl of my family." ”

Zu Long complained silently, he felt that he would never be able to marry Feng Wu in his life, and he couldn't stand it when he thought of such a thing as his father-in-law.

"I'll leave the second one to me. ”

Zu Long flashed his muscles, pouted his buttocks, and stuck directly into it, so that the chair was about to collapse.

"Amitabha, this seat is related to me, and I am not welcome to be a poor monk. Zhun Ti jumped directly into a seat.

The blind monk pouted, "Senior brother~"

The eyes of the gods brushed over, Emma, who was so ecstatic, had long heard that the quasi-Tidao man loved Ju and had a leg with his junior brother, could it be ......

Speculation, all speculation, one by one glances alternately natural, never slackening, you can see the basic skills of the gods of the wilderness.

Zhun Tidao's face turned green, and he suddenly remembered what the blind monk had just said, "Blue thin, shiitake mushrooms are here~"

Lao Tzu glanced at a group of great gods, and smiled triumphantly, hey, hey, how can we attract everyone's attention by stabbing the blind monk with this key finger?

You say I'm obscene? That's no way, although we are Pangu orthodox, but we are still little daisies, aren't we? Although we are Da Luo Jinxian, but there is no one above us? Although there are people below us, but those two younger brothers...... Hey, it's all a bunch of uncompetitive stuff, a nerd, a gangster, daddy, why did you give birth to such a thing

Lao Tzu put his hands and feet on his feet, and took advantage of the fact that the gods were not paying attention, secretly walked to the chair, raised his butt and sat on it.

"Emma, that old man, what are you doing, you turtle grandson, you give Lao Tzu down, that's Lao Tzu's position!"

The shrimp next to him immediately became unhappy, "You dead turtle shell, pulling hairy calves, that's me." ”

"Get out!"

"Grass, that's your mother...... Phew, your daddy and mine!"

(Narrator: Yes, the god of the desolation is so unqualified!)