Well, the Pangu family is very rude!

When the guests came, they didn't say that they took the initiative to entertain them, so that the guests were hungry. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Xiao Ming was very angry about this, very angry, so, in a fit of anger, he ate more than 20,000 pieces of meat from the Twelve Ancestral Witches, fish from the three rivers, En, as well as 3,000 dragons, 400 white tigers, and 180,000 catties of wine.

"How much, not much?"

Xiao Ming hiccuped, gnawed on pig's trotters, and walked in the village of the Wu clan step by step, which is called a spring breeze and bright moon and two phases, I am Xiao Ming, your brother Di.

Emma, it's okay to eat enough, let's go shopping, and by the way, give advice to those rude ancestors, although he starved us ...... "hiccup~"...... But we are noble, high-spirited, breezy and polite, so if the adults don't remember the villain, give him two small opinions.

Xiao Ming walked around with his hands behind his back, he didn't know if he didn't wander, and he was scared when he walked.

Tut-tut, look, look, what is this? Look at this garbage, how can it be in the garbage basket? It's not like that! And the table, the things? My good, you have a big heart! And ...... Oh my God, what's that bed? Someone? You get up, you get up for me, is that where people should be lying?

The Great Witch Xingtian is very angry now, really angry, he has just been scolded by Houtu, saying that he littered, he is a moth of the Wu Clan, dragging the Wu Clan's hind legs, and that's it, who made the family the master? Let's change it! The garbage is put into the basket, and the ground is dragged brighter than my brain, okay?

Before he could rest, a little kid rushed in, pointed to the garbage basket and scolded him.

Of course, Kua's father said that Xingtian is nothing at all, you look at him, honestly, this guy finally planted a peach, thinking about giving a gift, let the leader Dijiang give a move, develop the forestry economy to get rid of poverty, make a rich or something, this caught up with the handle is not at home, just put the peach on the table.

Well, a little chick popped out and grabbed a stinky scolding, the same as scolding a grandson.

However, these two people are not a matter in Hou Yi's eyes.

Hou Yi, a hunter, hunting all the year round is not at home, but let's marry a beautiful wife, Emma, speaking of this beautiful wife, that beautiful, like a fairy.

You say it's like Chang'e, and I'll tell you, it's Chang'e!

If you want to say that Houyi is also bitter, he is not at home all the year round, and he can only see him once a year, which is urgent, it is a spring dream in three days, and he is green in five days, so he is looking forward to going to the kang...... Hey, hey, hey~

Okay, I just came back, I was on the kang, my pants were off, and a little kid rushed in, and I didn't say anything, so I pulled the two of them up.

Oh my God, this Nima is embarrassing, everyone is an adult, and when they were about to gallop on a horse, they were dragged down, what is the key, this ...... The horses are not clothed.

So Hou Yi was decisively angry, and as soon as he raised his hand, the bow was in his hand, "biubiubiu"

"Jiao, you've killed someone. Xiao Ming turned around and ran, crying and calling his mother, "Help, murder, ** was arrested and attacked by the police, is there anyone to care, come to someone~"

Hou Yi is so angry, isn't this voice the same as the live broadcast?

Xiao Ming turned his head and saw that his pants were wet, a donkey rolled, dodged three arrows, got up and ran, without even looking at it, "Hey, 110? Help, there are madmen shooting arrows, shoot me, shoot to death~ You still don't care?"

The Great Witch Xingtian and Kuafu were happy, and the two of them rushed up with a big axe and a big stick.

Xiao Ming was momentarily stunned, and the next moment he howled, "Grass and mud horses, what about people, come on the road and down the road to support, the other three people, Dian Wei, Sun Wukong, and Hou Yi beat me one, I can't beat it, I haven't got my shoes out yet, I can't run away." ”

Houyi three: ...... Forgive me for not reading much and not understanding!

Hou Yi burst into tears, "Oh, lewd thief, just tie your hands." ”

Xiao Ming didn't look back, "Who is a thief? Who is a thief? Who is a thief who is not wearing pants!"

Hou Yiyi lowered his head, well, it's me who didn't wear pants, it's me whore...... Uh, no, I'm confused.

Don't say anything, just do it, the three of them rushed forward, crackling, catching Xiao Ming is a fat beating, that hand, without mercy.

"One blood!"

Xiao Ming was lying on his back, with tears on his face, and he was in tatters, there was no good one, of course, this is not the point, the point is that he felt the pain of the egg, Hou Yi, that bastard, without pants, he ...... He...... Woo woo woo~

There is also Kuafu, who looks very honest, but he stabbed me with a big stick...... ju...... Woo woo ~ Mom, I'm going home.

The most hateful thing is the old boy in Xingtian, he is not a human being, he is actually, actually...... Oh my God, what kind of sin you have created, Pangu, how can you give birth to such a beast, let me, let me ...... Feng Jiaojiao, I'm sorry for you, I'm ...... I...... I was ...... Woo woo woo~

Tears, tears, tears (important things said three times)

Hou Tu: "Hey, I said, weren't you slapped by Xing Tian with a shield, Kua's father smashed it with a wooden stick, and Hou Yi accidentally kicked the egg?

"What do you know!" Xiao Ming sat up and roared, "You don't have eggs, do you know what it means for eggs to hurt?"

"Cut. Houtu was very disdainful, "as if it was more painful than childbirth." ”

Xiao Ming was angry when he boarded, the woman's opinion, the woman's opinion, it is just that there are more such women, and the male compatriots will live so miserably. No, I must change this unhealthy tendency.

Xiao Ming's big class has started......

"Ladies and gentlemen, if the pain level of living beings is divided into twelve layers, then mosquito bites are the first layer, and childbirth is the twelfth layer, but what I want to say is that the pain of childbirth is only the pain of breaking twenty bones, in the world, there is a pain equivalent to breaking 3,200 bones, in the face of this pain, childbirth? hehe, that's a joke!"

"And what is this pain called?"

"Yes, that's right, it's just that the egg hurts! So, female compatriots, don't say that the egg hurts, you really don't understand!"

"Alright, class is over!"

Jingle Bell ......

"Do you understand?" Xiao Ming growled, clutching his eggs.

Houtu: ...... Well, I see.

"So, are you okay?" asked Houtu very gently.

Xiao Ming's face turned red, "Then are you okay?"

Houtu was a little confused, "I'm fine." ”

Thereupon......

Xiao Ming raised his hand and patted his thigh with a "snap", "What a coincidence, I'm also very ...... Ah, my eggs, it hurts......"