"Oh, little thief, you dare to molest my sister!" Di Jiang stroked his beard, and his sword pointed forward. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Big big ...... Big brother, although the kid is covered with dogs, but Sister Houtu will never dare to blaspheme!" Xiao Ming rushed to the front with a sliding step, hugged his legs, and raised his head.

"Whoa, whoa...... Little thief, you dare to eat and wipe clean and not admit it!"

Xiao Ming's face twisted, and tears soared, "Big brother took me to be righteous and thin, how dare I do such a beastly thing, no matter what, since my eldest brother doesn't believe me, then how can I survive in the world?"

"Qiang Qiang Qiang ...... (cei)"

(Peking Opera) "I Xiao Ming, living in 80 years, has always been, speaking like a nail is not allowed to be conceived! Who has Xiang, today came to your door, slandered by you and wronged by you, I ......"

Houtu was confused, from head to heel, she looked at the group of ...... in front of her who were dancing in costumes Brother and sister...... Perverts, there is an urge to die.

What are you doing? What are you doing? Are you singing? Hey, hey, your sister is being molested, is there a molestation? Are you like a brother or sister? You are human traffickers, human traffickers.

"Woooooooooo......oo You bully. Houtu ran away crying.

"Emma, Emma, sister, come back, come back!" Di Jiang was in a hurry, his costume was also taken off, and the red tassel gun was also thrown, and in a hurry, he fell directly to the ground.

The others are also anxious, this script is not right, Houtu, you don't follow the script, what should you do if the director's unspoken rules are there?

Crackling, eleven crying fathers and mothers chased out.

"Ah, Xiao Ming, I...... Qiang Qiang ...... It's really innocent~"

Well, Xiao Ming is still in the play.

(Come, let's go back to when Xiao Ming first met Houtu.) ）

"What a coincidence!"

Xiao Ming slapped his thigh, and his back soil trembled, Xiao Ming patted his thigh, his hind leg trembled, and Xiao Ming slapped his thigh......

"Stop!"

Houtu trembled so much that goosebumps fell to the ground, he couldn't stand it anymore, raised his hand, and roared angrily: "You deceive people too much!"

"Oh yes, you think so too? What a coincidence! I think so too!"

"Poof~"

Houtu spurted out a mouthful of old blood, "The old lady fought with you!"

As soon as he raised his hand, the cultivation unfolded, and the endless power of the earth lifted up from the ground, turning into a yellow light and hitting Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming was dumbfounded all of a sudden, isn't this plot right? According to years of experience, isn't it true that the female protagonist surrenders directly under the shamelessness of the male protagonist, warms her hands and warms her bed, warms her brother, why is there still a battle scene?

Could it be that she is not the heroine?

Xiao Ming thought about it and felt that it made sense, but it didn't matter, if we weren't the heroine, we would have a way, who would make us the male protagonist?

Well, yes, that's it, but ...... Oh yes, I remember the steps were like this.

As soon as Xiao Ming stretched out his hand, the strength of the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortal was instantly revealed, first with a slap, eight huge stars flashed, shattering the yellow light, and then, one turned around, shook his chest, raised his eyebrows, and hugged Houtu with a very affectionate wink.

"Girl, where do we seem to have met?

Houtu: ...... I bought a watch last year......

As soon as Xiao Ming raised his head, the melancholy made the sadness flow backwards, he looked into the distance, and said lightly: "Actually, I didn't mean to." ”

Houtu: ...... I also want to buy a watch this year......

Xiao Ming stroked his hair, very chic, "You know, a person like me who is sad is ......"

At this moment, eleven bursts of shouts came from a distance, "Beast, let go of that girl and let me come!"

The mood of melancholy was suddenly shattered...... Well, Xiao Ming's self-righteous sad atmosphere was broken, and Xiao Ming was instantly angry, but in another moment, he remembered Long Aotian in his mind again.

I saw him stand up, put the back soil behind, his small chest straightened, and he said very awesomely: "Don't be afraid, there is me!"

Houtu: ...... I want to buy a clock......

In the distance, eleven figures approached rapidly, and they arrived in front of them in an instant, and as soon as they came to the road, Houtu called out in surprise, "Big brother...... Brother Eleven!"

Xiao Ming was taken aback directly, my God, how can there be such ugly people in the world? What are they going to do? What do they want to do? Why don't they stay at home and come out to be scary?

Oh, by the way, they must be a bully, coming to catch the poor girl behind me, oh my God, the bully, the landlord, Huang Shiren!

Poor Xi'er, your father can't protect you, I'll come! Although there are many of them, although I can't beat them. Although I coaxed it, I must ...... this Ahem, I must protect her well!

"Uh, you guys, do you want the girl behind me?

Xiao Ming's tiger body was shocked, Wang Ba's anger was vertical and horizontal, that voice, that momentum, I was obedient, this is definitely not Xiao Ming, this is obviously the author's possession! Otherwise, how can there be such momentum! Only the author's such a majestic, so awesome, so handsome, and such a bombardment character can be released...... Hey, wait, the spirit of the king's eight? No! It must be an illusion, obviously the spirit of the emperor's tyrant!

Eleven ancestral witches, Dijiang and they were scolded by Xiao Ming, what kind of hatred and resentment, as soon as they met, they scolded me for being ugly, why don't you say that they are ugly? Do you want me to sing to you?

"Ugly, babbling, babbling, can you not turn on the light, I love it, babbling and babbling ......" (in the author's count...... ）

Of course, these Xiao Ming don't know, he is looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, looking like the world is so big, who else is worried, that feeling, like laughing...... Feng Gengda: How big do you see my chin?

Then, Feng Geng was angry, uh, no, the eleventh ancestor witch was angry, you said that you robbed my sister and forget it, you still look down on us? Why do you look like a chicken?

Ancestral Witch Emperor Jiang Yi stretched out his hand, "You turtle son, let my sister go." ”

Xiao Ming tilted his head, "Don't think about it!"

"Then you're looking for death!"

Xiao Ming raised his eyebrows, "Come on!"

"******, copy guy, ****!"

Let's talk about the ancestral witch, what kind of things are they, one by one Pangu's own sons, and there is no kind of Lao Wang next door, just Pangu's height is not properly inherited, and when he shakes his body, it is thousands of meters high.

Xiao Ming suddenly opened his mouth wide, looked at Di Jiang's crotch, and muttered, "It's so big~"

Houtu behind him suddenly blushed, and when he looked up at Dijiang's bulging crotch, he lowered his head and meowed directly.

Let's talk about Xiao Ming again, although the enemy is very strong and he is very weak, but the cowhide has been blown out, so why can't it be pierced?

Xiao Ming was very sad, "I said, if you want the girl behind me, just step over me." ”

Then, among the twenty-four pairs of eyes, he slowly lay down and closed his eyes, "Come on, cross it!"