19. All for the famine
"Listen outside, we are surrounded by you, quickly lay down our weapons and let us out, otherwise, we will take coercive measures......"
The old wolf & rabbit glanced at it calmly and did not speak. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Phoenix Dance > Little Blackbird & Colorful Bird: ......
The sky is vast and the wilderness is vast, and there are people here who defecate in the open, come and take him away (the voice of the masses)...... Your sister Xiao Ming, did you do this? Ah? You're an Antarctic fairy hanging yourself--it's a long life, hey? No, what is an Antarctic fairy thing?
Forget it, no matter, hey, Xiao Ming, little ancestor, will it be okay for you to stop? So that you are good, I am good, everyone is really good, is it really good, is it not good?
Feng Wu glared at Xiao Ming viciously, holding back a mouthful of blood before suppressing the idea of killing Xiao Ming, and raised a finger tremblingly, pointing at Xiao Ming, "You...... You...... Get out of here!"
Xiao Ming cried when he heard this, "Sister, there are a lot of people outside, I'm afraid of life, I'm so thin-skinned, I will be seen to death by them." ”
"Get out!" Feng Wu kicked Xiao Ming away, the clothes on his body, and with a wave of his hand, the phoenix nest opened, "Everyone gathered in my phoenix nest and don't know what advice is?"
All the gods of the wilderness, look at me, I look at you, but I can't open my mouth, I can't tell you that we saw a huge merit floating through the sky, and we are here to kneel and lick and beg for support.
"Oh, why don't you speak?" Feng Wu raised her eyebrows, and the nobility and holiness of the phoenix were revealed, "Is it just because the weather is good that all of you came to my door for a picnic?"
"This ......"
A group of gods felt Pu Lingling's embarrassment, you said that if it was just one or two, it would be a picnic, but there are at least thousands of them, where is this picnic, this TM is simply moving.
Besides, even if the picnic people are not angry, but we are all famous gods in the wilderness, that is the great supernatural who existed when the world was opened, how to say that we must pay attention to some quality, right? How can we collectively talk nonsense? If this is spread out, let those cats and dogs know about it and return it? Not to mention that there are also that group of puppies, a mother, a group of bullshit, nothing to do to make a team of puppies, if this is discovered, will it not be alive?
After struggling for a long time, it was still Feng Wu's old concubine Zulong who spoke, "This...... Fifth Elder, we have no malicious intent, but when we see that auspicious cloud of merit, we think about which Taoist friend is happy, and we come to congratulate and congratulate. ”
"Yes, yes, congratulations. ”
"That's right, I've got this gift ready, just to congratulate me. ”
"You're right, you see, we're sincere. ”
............
Zu Long rubbed his hands, "That, Fifth Elder, I don't know which one is happy?"
Feng Wu glanced at Zu Long with a strange face, they had known each other for so long, and they really didn't find that this old friend was so good at it, but what about giving gifts......
Feng Wu pointed to the top of her head, "That." ”
"Huh?" The gods looked up and saw an ass shaking and shaking above their heads, and Qi Qi wondered in his heart, could this be Pangu's ass incarnation?
"Xiao Ming, get down, someone has given you a gift. ”
Xiao Ming: Is this the name of this ass? But what kind of thing does this have to be called like this? The gods wondered in their hearts, and they didn't even notice the quasi-Taoist whose face was green.
(Quasi-Daoist: The way of heaven is above, but it can't be that goods!)
Besides, Xiao Ming, who was kicked by Feng Wu, stuck his whole head into the ceiling, and the whole person crashed on the spot, which will hear the word gift, and restart instantly.
"Gifts, here!" Xiao Ming put his hands on his hands, a Thomas spiral, and landed perfectly, "Who? Who wants to give a gift?"
A group of great gods surrounded them in an uproar, one by one, as if they had seen innate treasures, and their eyes were ****...... Bah, the light of praise.
"Daoyou, but you are a great virtuous person who has just attracted countless merits?"
"I didn't expect to be so suave, handsome and chic, young and promising...... It is really a model of flood and chaos. ”
"Extremely, extremely, the deity has never seen such a promising creature, quasi-Daoist, have you ever seen it?"
See your sister! The quasi-Tidao man had a green face, as if he had eaten a lump of something, vomited, couldn't spit it out, swallowed, and was disgusted to the house.
And Xiao Ming happened to see Zhun Ti at this time, looked at it, his face changed, he took a few steps back in a panic, and scolded: "Beast!"
"Uh...... "Gods, look at me, I look at you, who are you talking about?" In the flood wilderness, the mainstream is now the innate gods, and most of these gods can't escape the scale armor of birds and beasts, so Xiao Ming's voice of birds and beasts includes all people.
After thinking for a long time, an old man asked, "Daoyou, I don't know which Daoist you are talking about?"
Xiao Ming was heartbroken on the spot, "Who else could there be, isn't it this bald donkey?"
"Bald donkey, beast?" the old man pondered and found the problem, "Isn't the Taoist mistaken? ”
"Hmph, haven't you heard of it?"
"Hobbies?"
All the gods turned their eyes to Zhun Ti in unison, and a huge innate gossip burned in their eyes, what hobby would make a great master afraid of this?
Could it be ......
Why did the octogenarian boar die tragically on the street, why were the chrysanthemums of the Feng clan frequently stolen, why were countless strong men repeatedly hacked, and who did Fei Peng's screaming in the middle of the night? Is it power, desire, or distorted psychology?
For a while, those who stood close moved farther away, and those who stood far away moved out of the hole, and the surroundings of the quasi-Daoist were empty in an instant, and there was not even a single fly.
The quasi-Tidao man blushed, as a top Da Luo Jin Immortal in the Flood Wilderness, had he been treated like this when he was a Shenma?
Xu Xiaoming: Okay, very good, very good!
Remember, I will pay back today's humiliation tenfold and hundredfold in the future!
"Humph!"
Zhun Ti waved his sleeves, turned around and left.
Xiao Ming is not happy, didn't he say that he gave gifts? Why did you go? What about the credibility of being a man? What about the bottom line of being a man?
Xiao Ming deeply felt that it was time for him to eliminate the unhealthy tendencies of the flood again, what did Grandpa Mao say?
When the enemy advances, I retreat, when the enemy retreats, I advance, when the enemy is tired, I disturb, and when the enemy runs, I chase.
What's the other saying?
We ******** all the decisions made by Chairman Mao; We have unswervingly followed Chairman Mao's instructions.
Well, yes, that's right, that's it!
"Isn't it a gift, why are you leaving like this?"