20. How the humiliating treaty was made
Feng Wu looked at Xiao Ming who was rolling in the pile of treasures with black lines on his face, and just now, a group of great gods bribed this three-good teenager who was said to be a great virtue in the wilderness with a smile on their faces, and gave full affirmation. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
However, these three birds, a wolf and a rabbit looked at it for a long time, but they didn't see where the big thing was, where the virtue was, and the lack of virtue saw a bunch of them.
You see, it's a duffle.
"Today's common people, I'm really happy, hey, I'll go, it's so big, hehehe...... The sun was shining in the sky, the flowers were smiling at me, and the birds were saying, ", is this a horse?"
It's very sassy.
"One, one, two, two, three, three, three, a big stone, crush the old man, me, ......"
It's quite a slap.
"I'm standing, your little sister, open the door quickly, Xiao Ming, I'm here, get in, get in......"
The old wolf pushed the rabbit on the top, "Rabbit, let's kill him, five or five." ”
The rabbit shook his head, "No, I can't beat the thing this thing in his hand." ”
The old wolf raised his head, saw Xiao Ming holding a burning stick and pinching his waist and laughed wildly, shaking his head, he really couldn't beat it.
"Elder Feng Wu, why don't we destroy him? The old wolf continued.
Feng Wu: "Medium!"
Thereupon......
"Hype, Hype, you bastards...... Good bastard, TMD let me go, I am a good citizen, a big drop of good people, you are breaking the law like this, the Supreme Soul Court of the Flood Desolation will not let you go, you scum......"
"What is scum?" said the old wolf, curious.
"Uh...... Poultry scum, animal scum, I hate you, I want to protest, I want to protest to the Flood and Wilderness, you are not human......"
"What is a man?" said the rabbit, indicating that his curiosity was no less than that of the old wolf.
"Uh...... Mama, Mama, I want to go home, I want to drink grandma, woo woo woo ......"
A shocking accusation of ghosts and gods, Xiao Ming teary-eyed, covered his chest, curled up, and hid in the corner, just like being surrounded by that.
"You're one, you're one, you're one, you're ......"
"Mine, mine, this is also mine......"
Xiao Ming's heart is broken, my baby, Daddy can't stand you, that old woman is too powerful, Daddy can't beat it, woo woo woo......
"Xiao Ming, what's wrong with you? Who bullied you? Tell me, I'll kill him, and it's up to the owner to beat the dog!"
Beat your sister! You're a dog, your whole family is a dog! You're a dog all over the street!
Xiao Ming's heart refused, but at this time, Feng Jiaojiao was like Guanyin Bodhisattva who rescued the suffering, and directly came out of the helpless abyss.
"Sister Jiaojiao, you have to make the decision for me!"
Raise your head, weep, pounce forward, then pounce in the air, face to the ground, full score!!
"Oh mom, baby, hurry up, the one who sees it has a share, I want it too!"
"Sister Jiaojiao...... Woowoo woo ......"
Xiao Ming was desperate, he was like a rhinoceros that had been beaten by an elephant, and finally met a rhinoceros...... And then it was something like that.
"By the way, Xiao Ming, I'm here to inform you that I participated in the beauty pageant. Feng Jiaojiao took a sip of the essence of chaos and stuffed it into her pocket with satisfaction.
"Mind my birds!"
"You're going to participate, cheer me on. Feng Jiaojiao lifted a weak water droplet, licked the lilac tongue, and happily put it away.
"Don't go!"
"I've signed you up, how can you not go?" Feng Jiaojiao threw away a burning stick in disgust.
"Whoever asked you to give me the name, whoever reported the name will go!"
"What should I do? I've said everything, I'll be embarrassed if you don't go. Feng Jiaojiao was entangled in front of the two beads, should she choose this or this?
Xiao Ming said that he was fed up, your sister robbed me of my things and asked me to cheer you on, who do you think you are?
Okay, if the mountain doesn't come to rape me, I'll rape the mountain! If you don't get out, I'll get out!
Majestic, high-spirited, across the Yalu River, I cross, I cross, I cross......
Emma, why can't you get out?
Again and again, Xiao Ming was bounced back by the barrier of the Phoenix Nest, after all, it was a barrier at the level of Da Luo Jin Xian, but it was not something that he, a little person like Taiyi Jin Immortal, could break through.
"Hey, Xiao Ming, give up!" The old wolf looked pity, they were all sluts, Xiao Ming's slut was so miserable, he couldn't bear it, but Xiao Ming's treasures were really good.
Compared with the old wolf, the rabbit thinks that he still has a conscience, let's not do the kind of thing that is desperate, otherwise we will rob next time...... Ahem, cough, Xiao Ming is so pitiful.
So, he touched Xiao Ming's head affectionately, "It's really pitiful, my head is irritated, come, Master Rabbit rewards your rabbit fur, although it looks useless, but it's really useless, you just take it, ah, don't be embarrassed." ”
The feelings are very, the words are very, the actions are very, the perfection is perfect! As for why Xiao Ming is constipated, the rabbit thinks it may be related to dry stools.
The little black bird and the colorful bird don't see it that way, their little heads stubbornly think that the rabbit is too stingy, so each of them plucked a feather, and said in a milky voice: "Brother Xiao Ming don't cry, give you feathers, we love you." ”
Love your sister, love, don't rob me of anything when you say this.
There is no doubt that Xiao Ming's heart is broken and full of resentment.
At this time, the most critical big sister Feng Wu spoke, "Xiao Ming, don't be so stingy." ”
Stingy, your sister, stingy, can you not stand and talk without backache?
Xiao Ming looked at the two hairs hatefully, always feeling that the two little birds were mocking him, for a while, in his heart, the two little birds instantly appeared on the blacklist, and it was better to kill a thousand by mistake than let it go once.
"I don't want this, give me back the treasures you just shared, they were mine. ”
After listening to this, the little black bird smiled cutely, and Xiao Ming sighed in his heart, is this the rhythm that wants to be returned to me?
Then, I saw the little black bird turn his face and say softly to the colorful bird, "Brother, let's go home." ”
Rainbow Bird: "Okay, brother. ”
Xiao Ming: ......
"Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, you can go as you go. Feng Jiaojiao pounced.
Xiao Ming: "I'm not in the mood. ”
"Why?"
"Poor!"
Xiao Ming almost roared out this sentence.
Feng Wu: ......
Old Wolf & Rabbit: ......
Little Blackbird & Colorful Bird: ......
This reason is so domineering!
Feng Jiaojiao thought about it for a while, and said in a greasy voice: "Then you go, and they will return the baby to you when it's over." ”
"Huh?" Xiao Ming was skeptical.
Feng Jiaojiao took out the weak water droplet, "Look at this beautiful weak water droplet, crystal clear, like a gorgeous star, take a look, it's really unbearable." ”
Xiao Ming's eyebrows moved.
Feng Jiaojiao took out the essence of chaos, "Well, it's so fragrant, it's so fragrant, it's really happy to smell it, the innate taste, the good taste." ”
Xiao Ming moved his fingers.
Feng Jiaojiao picked up the burning stick, "This is the spirit of a fire dragon, the fire dragon, that's really tsk, tsk......tt"
Xiao Ming's breathing became rapid.
Feng Jiaojiao licked her lips.
Xiao Ming gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, "Deal!"