Chapter 8 Cheating Food

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Xu Yang heard Zhang Feng throw this tempting topic to himself, and couldn't help asking, "Who?"

"I want to know, wait for the next life!haha......" Zhang Feng sneered. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

When Xu Yang heard that the other party was playing himself, he was immediately furious, he was so angry that he scratched his ears and cheeks, jumped like thunder, and kicked and beat the iron railing indiscriminately, and when he saw the other party grimacing at him, he became more and more annoyed and angry, grabbed a handful of grass from the ground, and threw it at the other party violently. But the grass was as light as a hair, and it only flew around the iron railing, and then it scattered in all directions, and scattered outside the railing.

Zhang Feng saw the other party's angry appearance of thunder and gritting teeth, he laughed more and more proudly, his face became a flower, and he made all kinds of grimaces at the other party from time to time, teasing the other party, making him more and more manic. Just when the two of them were tense, they suddenly heard a loud shout from a distance: "What is the noise? If you make any more noise, you will want to eat." ”

As soon as Zhang Feng heard the word "eat", he counted the hours, and knew that dinner had begun, so he immediately glared at Xu Yang fiercely, no longer teasing the other party, for fear that he would not have his own food to eat. Although the cell is dark and the environment is harsh, the roof of the cell shows large holes and small eyes, and you can vaguely tell what time of day it is. When Xu Yang heard the loud shout, he judged that it was from the cell boss.

Xu Yang saw Zhang Feng sitting honestly in his cell, and glared at him, and suddenly became angry and angry. Xu Yang searched all over the cell, but he couldn't find anything that could be used to attack, and when he buckled the wall, he was so solid that he couldn't pick out a stone. Just when Xu Yang was extremely depressed, Zhang Feng on the other side seemed to have guessed what the other party was going to do, and he sneered more and more.

Xu Yang saw Zhang Feng sneering at him, he was furious, and suddenly saw the roast chicken, beef and wine pot on the ground outside the cage, and he was also hungry at this time, thought about it, grabbed the roast chicken and threw it towards the other party's head. Zhang Feng just saw the other party quickly running to the restaurant, and before he could react, a roast chicken flew towards his head, and when he secretly said "not good", his head suddenly hurt, and his body almost fell to the ground.

Xu Yang naturally knew that his roast chicken could not cause fatal injuries to him, but he was just angry for himself. Zhang Feng was furious when he saw the other party hitting the roast chicken towards him, and saw that the other party laughed at himself instead, and made a grimace at himself from time to time, he was so angry that he reached out and grabbed the roast chicken, and when he was about to throw it at the other party, the sound of "grunting" sounded in his stomach, as if to prevent himself from doing this.

Zhang Feng saw that his stomach was protesting, and he was reluctant to throw the roast chicken in his hand to Xu Yang again, and immediately looked over and over to see if it had been poisoned. The more Zhang Feng looked at the roast chicken in his hand, the more his stomach "gurgled" and screamed, saliva flowed out involuntarily, and when he was about to open his mouth to bite, he weighed the stakes again, just gently stretched out his tongue and licked it, it was no different except for a little sourness. Zhang Feng recalled in his mind what various poisons tasted like, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't come up with a poison that was sour. Zhang Feng muttered to himself: "Since no poison is sour, it means that this roast chicken has not been poisoned and can be eaten with confidence." ”

When Xu Yang saw that the other party was about to throw the roast chicken at him, he held the roast chicken in his hand again, staring at it without blinking, saliva flowed turbulently, and he was reincarnated as a starving ghost, and licked the roast chicken from time to time, as if tasting something. Just when Xu Yang was full of regret, he suddenly opened his mouth wide in shock, and was surprised to see that the other party started to take two mouthfuls of the roast chicken cautiously, and gradually began to gobble it up, and ate the roast chicken after dividing it by two.

Zhang Feng confirmed that the roast chicken was indeed not poisoned, and saw that he was really hungry, his stomach was screaming, and he couldn't take care of it so much, so he reimbursed the roast chicken in three or two clicks. After Zhang Feng finished eating the roast chicken, he burped fiercely, grabbed the chicken rack with both hands, and licked the chicken on it until the entire chicken rack was gnawed.

"Are you crazy hungry? How long has it been since you eat?" Xu Yang watched dumbfoundedly as the other party swallowed the roast chicken into his stomach and couldn't help asking.

When Zhang Feng heard Xu Yang asking there, he immediately stared at the wine jug and beef again, and his eyes were rolling around, thinking about what kind of agitation method could be used to make the other party throw two delicious food to him. Xu Yang saw that the other party paid attention to the beef and wine jugs, and immediately took the two things back to the cell, hid them behind him, and covered them with grass, for fear that he would throw them over if he was not careful.

Zhang Feng watched the two delicacies disappear from under his nose without blinking, and when he saw Xu Yang looking at him vigilantly, he immediately knew that his plan was over for the time being. Zhang Feng still didn't give up, his eyes rolled, he thought about it, and asked: "Xu Yang, if you are willing to give me the beef, I will tell you who is the murderer of the head of the family." ”

"I won't fall for you. You love to talk about it or not. Although Xu Yang said it so indifferently, he still wanted to know who killed the master.

Zhang Feng saw that the other party didn't want to hear it, and saw that the other party was reluctant to listen to the two delicacies, so he swallowed his saliva fiercely, and found that he was a little thirsty after eating the roast chicken just now, and the only thing that quenched his thirst was hidden behind Xu Yang. Zhang Feng moistened his throat with saliva and said without giving up: "Although you have become a waste now, you should know in your heart: when you were in the sect, although the head of the sect was usually a little harsh on you, it was also for your good, so you can practice much faster than our senior brothers." The head of the sect has spent all his precious resources on you, and he has high hopes for you, if he wants to abolish all your Taoism, according to the rules of the door: it is not impossible to beat you half to death. Now that the boss is dead, and you only care about pleasure, but you have forgotten all the kindness that the boss used to treat you in the past, it is really not a son of man!"

"What are you going to say?" Xu Yang shouted with tears streaming down his face.

Zhang Feng saw that the other party was emotional, sneered in his heart, and pretended to be sad and said: "In fact, it was a national teacher of the imperial court who killed the head. And that national teacher ......"

"Why did you only say half of it?" Xu Yang asked eagerly.

Zhang Feng saw that the other party had taken the bait, and his heart blossomed, and he hooked his finger towards the other party and pointed behind the other party. Xu Yang naturally knew what the other party wanted, hesitated again and again, and immediately took out the plate of beef from behind him, and was about to hand it to the other party, when the other party hurriedly shouted: "Give me your pot of wine, and I'll tell you again." ”

Xu Yang saw that the other party wanted the pot of wine, thought about it, and it didn't matter if he gave it to the other party, so he threw the pot of wine to the other party. The jug was made of a small gourd, the size of a palm. Zhang Feng stretched out his hand to take the flask, opened the lid, took a deep breath, and sighed: "Good wine! I haven't smelled wine for a long time." When I was about to raise my head to drink, my eyes rolled, and I just took a small sip with my mouth, and there was only a little bit of acid, not the smell of poison.

Xu Yang saw the other party's cautious appearance, tasted it first, then raised his head and drank the wine in the gourd in one gulp, burped fiercely, and then crossed his hands behind his head, fell to the ground, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked leisurely and complacent. Xu Yang saw that the other party was lying down, and hurriedly asked, "I also gave you the wine, why don't you say it again?"

"Xu Yang, weren't you quite scheming when you were in the sect? Haven't you heard of the words "a small amount is not a gentleman, no poison is not a husband?" Don't tell you so much, let me sleep well, and then catch up with you. You just stay there honestly, don't disturb my sweet dreams?" After Zhang Feng finished speaking, he threw the wine jug in his hand to Xu Yang's cell, stretched his waist fiercely, closed his eyes and dozed off.

Xu Yang saw that he was being played by the other party as a monkey again, so he was angry, grabbed a handful of grass from the ground, and threw it at the other party indiscriminately. Naturally, this messy grass did not meet Xu Yang's requirements and hit the other party. Xu Yang was angry, took out the plate of beef from behind him, and when he was about to smash the other party, he thought about it, and there was no doubt that he would beat the dog with the meat bun, and he would never go back. Xu Yang looked at the plate of beef in front of him, and there was a "gurgling" sound in his stomach, and when he was about to grab it and eat it, the plate of cow head disappeared out of thin air in front of him.

Just when Xu Yang saw the beef disappear out of thin air, he hurriedly rummaged through the grass to find traces, but he couldn't find it in every corner. Just when Xu Yang was in a hurry, a plate suddenly flew from the left, and the plate spun around on the ground, and then lay quietly on the ground and stopped moving. The plate was a wooden plate, the same plate that was used to hold the beef just now, but at this time the plate was empty, and not a single hair existed.

Xu Yang looked towards the cage on the left, and only heard the old man with messy hair smacking his mouth, licking his splinted fingers from time to time. It turned out that the place where Xu Yang was sitting just now was the place next to the cell on the left, and the old man was quick and stole the beef under Xu Yang's nose in an instant, which can be described as a lightning bolt.

Xu Yang saw that the old man was licking his fingers, and he didn't need to think about it to know that the beef was stolen and eaten by the other party. Xu Yang saw that the old man was emaciated and lean, his face was covered by messy silver hair, his white beard hung down on his chest, the prison clothes he was wearing were no longer distinguishable from black, and his hands and neck were stuck in a splint made of fine iron. Xu Yang saw that the splint was like a small table, four inches thick, and immediately judged that this splint weighed two hundred pounds to say the least, and he really didn't understand how the other party resisted, and shouted: "Senior, why did you steal my beef?"

The old man didn't seem to hear Xu Yang's question, just stood up leisurely, walked slowly towards the corner of the wall, turned his back to the wall, and then rubbed his legs against each other, gradually exposing his buttocks, and then urinating and urinating. After solving the problem, I returned to the place just now and closed my eyes and recuperated.

Xu Yang saw that the other party didn't seem to hear his question, and the moment the other party got up, he suddenly saw that the other party's feet were also fixed by an iron splint, which was ten times thicker than the splint above, and the weight can be imagined. Xu Yang didn't understand how this old man could hold such a heavy iron plate, and immediately judged that the other party was good, and shouted a few times one after another, but the other party ignored it. Xu Yang said to himself: "Could it be that he is deaf? It's just that I pity my food, and these two guys have stolen it, and I'm really angry." ”

Xu Yang picked up the wine jug, poured it, a drop of water suddenly appeared, and hurriedly opened his mouth to catch it, and he didn't even taste the taste of wine, I don't know if it was wine or Zhang Feng's saliva. looked at the empty plate again, and there was not even an oil star on it, and suddenly he was angry and threw the plate in front of him. With a "ping" sound, the plate was torn apart.

"It's noisy, you fell to the ground and didn't let people sleep?" Zhang Feng shouted.

Xu Yang woke up when he heard the sound of the other party being broken by the plate, and immediately threw himself on the iron railing and shouted: "You damn guy, you deceived me of food, and you dare to shout here." ”

Zhang Feng saw the other party's thunderous appearance, laughed proudly, and was about to insult the other party, when he suddenly heard a noisy sound in the distance, and looked towards the door of the dungeon, only to see a jailer holding a wooden bucket in his left hand and a water scoop in his right hand, serving food to the prisoners who stretched out the bowl one after another. Xu Yang also saw that the jailer was serving food to the prisoners one by one, and it didn't take long for him to come to him, first looking at him, and then staring at the wine jug and the bare plate, and immediately smiled, clapping his hands.

The jailer walked to Zhang Feng, filled Zhang Feng's bowl with rice, and filled the old man's bowl on the left, and took the wooden barrel and left. When Xu Yang saw the jailer coming to him, when he saw the two empty wine jugs and plates, he wondered why the other party was smiling? Xu Yang saw that the jailer did not serve food to himself, but only to the prisoners around him, and guessed that he had already enjoyed the food before, and there was no need to eat it at all.

Xu Yang wanted to know if the treatment of the prisoners in the cell was as rich as his own, so he immediately stretched his neck to look at Zhang Feng's bowl opposite, but he was startled when he saw it, and then stretched his neck to look at the old man's bowl on the left, only to see that the food in the other party's bowl was exactly the same as Zhang Feng's.

"What do you see? You're going to the guillotine tomorrow, think about what your last words are? If so, I might as well consider whether or not to listen to them. Zhang Feng saw Xu Yang looking towards his bowl and said sarcastically.