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Xu Yang saw that the food in the bowl of Zhang Feng and the old man on the left was light water, with starry green leaves on it, and he didn't even see an oil star. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoJust when Xu Yang thought that this was the soup before the meal, he saw the sound of "sucking" soup from the mouths of the two of them, and the soup in the bowl was drunk in three or two clicks, and then the surrounding area sounded the sound of "sucking and sucking" soup one after another.

Xu Yang saw the two of them finish the soup in the bowl, and then put the bowl on the outside of the cage, either falling asleep or closing their eyes and resting their minds. Xu Yang waited for an hour of incense, but still didn't see anyone come again. The bowl of soup that the prisoners drank was the only food they had twice a day, and whether they could fill their stomachs or not depended on their own creation. Those with small bellies may have enough to drink, but those who are tall will only starve.

Just when Xu Yang's stomach was "gurgling" and he was starving, he suddenly saw Zhang Feng on the opposite side turning over, holding his stomach and screaming, jumping around in the cage again. When Xu Yang was wondering what was going on, he saw the other party hurriedly run to the corner, take off his pants, and squat on the ground, and then heard a chaotic sound of "sparse noise", as if he wanted to excrete all the things in his stomach.

After Zhang Feng squatted on the ground for a long time, he seemed to have excreted all the things in his stomach, which was very comfortable, and he immediately gritted his teeth, stood up with difficulty, returned to his original position slowly, and fell asleep. Xu Yang saw that the other party's snoring sounded, and he was hungry, and he didn't feel a trace of sleepiness at all.

And just after Zhang Feng had just excreted, Xu Yang heard the sound of firecrackers, and thought that his stomach had begun to protest again, and when he was slapping his stomach, he heard that the sound was not coming from his stomach, but from the left, and hurriedly looked to the left. Xu Yang saw that the old man on the left also turned over and hurriedly ran to the corner, and there was also a chaotic sound of "sparse noise" and excretion.

Xu Yang saw that the old man was squatting on the ground for at least half a pillar of incense, so he staggered, stood up slowly, returned to the same place, and closed his eyes cross-legged. Xu Yang saw that the two of them had diarrhea one after another, and thought that both of them drank the bowl of soup, could it be that the soup was not clean?

"I'm so angry, why are you here again?" Zhang Feng muttered.

Xu Yang heard Zhang Feng howling there, and when he looked at it, he saw that the other party turned over again, ran to the corner of the wall, and excreted. And where the other party was squatting, there was a ray of moonlight shining on his face, and he could vaguely see that the other party's face was a little pale, as if he had a serious illness and had not recovered. Just when Zhang Feng stood up with difficulty and staggered back to his original position, the old man on the left suddenly went to the corner again, and it was also a meal of excretion.

Xu Yang saw that the two of them seemed to be competing with each other to have diarrhea, and laughed out loud, smiling. Xu Yang saw that both of them were having diarrhea one after another, and that he hadn't eaten anything since he came to the cell, and that the only thing he could say was that drop of wine. Xu Yang wondered if the prisoners were all having diarrhea, stretched his neck and looked into the distance, and under the guidance of the moonlight on the roof, he saw that the prisoners were snoring and sleeping, but from time to time a few people howled and cried.

The old man sat down after pulling his stomach, and it didn't take long for Zhang Feng to turn over and run to have diarrhea again, and before Zhang Feng could get up and return to his original position, the old man also ran to have diarrhea. The two of them tossed each other for half a night, until they no longer had the strength to go to the corner of the wall to have diarrhea, but they both fell to the ground one after another, "humming and chirping", and the things they pulled were naturally in the pants.

Xu Yang saw that only two of the prisoners were having diarrhea, and he could guess with his toes that it was because he had eaten his own roast chicken, beef, and wine. Xu Yang could guess it, and Zhang Feng and the old man naturally guessed that there was a reason, so both of them locked their eyes on Xu Yang's body, as if they wanted to kill each other. It's just that the two of them are now dehydrated and weak, and they don't have any strength to speak at all, so they can only stare at Xu Yang with their eyes, hoping that what happened to them will also fall on each other.

Just as Xu Yang was holding his mouth and laughing at the two of them, he suddenly heard a burst of footsteps at the door of the cell, squinted his eyes, and saw five or six prison guards holding sticks in their hands, coming towards him.

Just as the jailer and the others were walking towards Xu Yang, several prisoners reached out and grabbed each other's clothes, wailing again and again, saying that they were wronged, and begging the cell boss to avenge their grievances. When the jailer and others saw the prisoners pulling at their clothes, they immediately waved the sticks in their hands and struck the prisoners on the arms. After being beaten by the jailers, the prisoners who had redressed their grievances began to wail and shrank in the corners, just crying, and no longer dared to come forward and pull each other's clothes.

The jailer beat the prisoner all the way and walked towards Xu Yang. Just when the cell boss and the others walked towards Xu Yang with a hippie smile, suddenly the cell boss's body was stunned, and then a crying voice came: "Official, I don't even dare to kill a chicken in normal times, I really didn't kill my wife!

"You didn't kill you, you are your wife, did we not kill it? You said that you are a damn unlucky showman, you are not kind to your lady, why do you want to kill her? You did not kill anyone, so why are you locked up in a cage? The case has already been tried, it has become an ironclad thing, it has become a fact, and the case has been closed. You just wait for the head of the autumn queen to fall to the ground! I see that you are a showman's face, and if you don't want to hit you, you just let go obediently, otherwise you will blame me for being polite!" said the cell boss.

Xiucai still pulled the other party's clothes, crying and shouting: "Official, I am very affectionate with my lady, and I have never had a conflict in normal times, how can I do what a beast does? ”

"It's really long-winded, call me. "Prison talk.

When the jailer heard the jailer's words, the sticks immediately intersected, and a stick fell on Xiucai's arm, and Xiucai opened his mouth and cried, and the sound was like killing a pig, which woke up all the prisoners. When Xiucai was crying, he retreated back again and again, until he retreated to the prison wall, and then he shrunk into a ball, his hands hanging down, and he bowed his head and whimpered.

The cell leader snorted coldly, took square steps, and quickly came towards Xu Yang. The jailer and the others glared fiercely at Xiucai, while some sighed and followed to the cell where Xu Yang was being held.

The cell boss and the others came to the door of Xu Yang's cell, squinting their eyes and looking carefully at all corners, as if they were looking for something. Xu Yang saw that the jailer and the others just glanced at him twice, in addition to being surprised, he hurriedly looked for something in all corners, and immediately guessed that he was looking for his golden beans. It turned out that the jailer and others added laxatives to the food given to Xu Yang, the purpose of which was to make him diarrhea, so that the golden beans hidden in his stomach could be excreted together. Unexpectedly, all the food given to Xu Yang was eaten by Zhang Feng and the old man on the left, which caused the two of them to have diarrhea constantly, but Xu Yang escaped the catastrophe. Besides, Xu Yang didn't hide the money in his stomach at all, it was just that the jailers and others were insatiable and refused to believe what the other party said.

The jailer and others searched in each other's cells, but they never found the long-awaited bright spot, and they looked at Xu Yang with a hippie smile in annoyance, and they were furious. The cell leader pointed at Xu Yang with the leather whip in his hand and shouted, "Little rabbit, you have eaten the delicacies, why didn't you have a diarrhea?"

"Oh, so there are laxatives in the food you gave me! What a terrible group of lackeys to get my money without regard for my life!" Xu Yang said in surprise. Xu Yang seemed to have just reacted to what was going on, but in fact, he had already guessed it.

The prison officials and others saw that Xu Yang was alive and well, as if nothing had happened, and he was not the kind of person who was languishing after pulling his stomach. When the jailer and the others saw the wine jug lying on the ground and the plate clean, they looked around again, but they did not see a single trace. The cell boss muttered to himself, "The thing was obviously eaten, why didn't the other party have diarrhea?" After speaking, he looked at a jailer behind him with suspicious eyes.

When the jailer saw the cell head looking at him, he hurriedly said, "Chief, you know who I am. Although I am usually greedy for small gains, but in the face of big things, I don't dare to be sloppy! I will do what you say! We all know that this kid has money on him, and we also know that the stakes are very high, so I naturally don't dare to deduct even the slightest bit, and I will add all the laxatives I bought to it!"

"What? You've added all the laxatives you bought, isn't that going to cost him his life? The cell boss shouted in surprise.

"It turns out that you are all a nest of snakes and rats! Dao Ye has the blessing of the gods, so he is naturally not afraid of your oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. Xu Yang sneered at the jailer.

The cell boss saw that Xu Yang was still fine, and he was very skeptical about whether the laxative worked, but he thought that the laxatives he had given in the past had never made a mistake, and they all worked at this hour? If the medicine was real, regardless of whether the other party really had the blessing of the gods, anyone who ate laxatives would definitely excrete all the things in his stomach and have diarrhea until dawn. Now I see that Xu Yang is safe and sound, unless the other party did not eat the laxative in the stomach at all, since the other party did not eat the laxative, and there is no shadow of food around, unless these foods are eaten by others.

Just as the cell boss thought of this, an exclamation suddenly sounded in his ears: "Boss, look there." ”

When the cell boss heard the jailer behind him shouting, he was startled, and hurriedly looked in the direction pointed by the other party, only to see that all corners of Zhang Feng's cage were scattered with filth and filth;

"Boss, look at that old immortal. Another jailer shouted.

The cell boss looked in the direction pointed by the jailer, and saw that the old man on the left side of Xu Yang was also lying on the ground dying, covered with filth, and his mouth was "humming and chirping", as if life was in an instant. When the jailers saw that the two of them were so respectful, they also understood the reason, they were furious, looked at Xu Yang through gritted teeth, and shouted sharply: "Damn little ghost, you dare to trick us." How did you find out that there were laxatives in the food we were serving? Everyone was puzzled that the laxative they had chosen was colorless and tasteless, but except for a little acid, how could it be so easy to be recognized, unless the person knew the laxative very well.

Xu Yang saw the jailer's shouting in unison, and saw everyone's puzzled looks, snorted coldly, and sneered: "If people don't know, unless you don't do it." You errand soldiers, no matter how you say it, are officers and soldiers of the imperial court, and you actually disregard people's lives and treat people's lives as child's play, and sooner or later you will be punished. ”

"What is retribution? There is no word 'retribution' in our words at all. Don't think you're going to be fine without taking our laxatives, I'm telling you: you're wrong, you're very wrong. If you obediently eat the laxative, you may live for a few days, but if you provoke me now, you will die. The cell boss shouted.

Xu Yang thought that even if he ate the delicacies before, could he really guarantee that he would be safe? Xu Yang saw that Zhang Feng and the old man had become like this after taking laxatives, and this was still half shared by the two of them, if they were to eat it alone, they might die in filth, and they would not live the next day. Xu Yang sat cross-legged in the prison and said, "I'm in prison, what can you do with me?"

"The duck dies, and its beak is always stinky and hard. When death is on the verge of death, it is unreasonable to still kneel down to us and beg for mercy, and dare to go wild. The cell boss snapped.

Xu Yang saw that the prison guards were moved with murderous intent, and immediately raised his vigilance to see what the other party was going to do, and said: "Who is dying is still unknown." ”

"Chief, this kid is so arrogant, shall we do it now?" said one of the jailers, slashing his hand at his neck.

The cell boss saw Xu Yang sitting there without fear and looking at him through gritted teeth, snorted coldly, lowered his voice and said, "He is now locked with iron locks by us, so it doesn't matter if he kills him." ”

"Boss, we have killed this guy, what if the prefect comes to summon the other party for interrogation?

The cell boss didn't have to think about it, and whispered: "I heard the Green Battalion soldiers say: This prisoner has not met with the prefect, and how can the prefect know the other party's appearance. We choose a person in the prison who is similar to the other party to replace us, and then give the prisoner some benefits, and then let him take the blame as we say. When the prisoner returned to the cell, we killed him again, and he was unconscious. ”