How to deal with the thunder and lightning mother?

Xu Zhimo squinted his eyes and thought for a while, and suddenly remembered the record about the two of them that he saw in the "Strange Stories of the Heavenly Court" written by Claireye Shunfeng'er, and his heart moved, and suddenly, he couldn't help but laugh cheaply. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Quack, this seems a bit obscene. ”

"Isn't it too undisciplined?"

"It's wicked, it's wicked. ”

"Hey, it's all the cheating system that forced me, it's for the fragments of Haotian Jinque!"

"Quack, what I need, besides, it may not be able to fit together. ”

Xu Zhimo seemed to be very contradictory and struggled with himself, but in the end, he still didn't keep his last trace of discipline, evil is evil, anyway, since he started to mix in the other world, he has been a passerby since then!

Especially when he entered this Journey to the West version of the Journey to the West, he became the adulterer of the third princess, the wife of Erlang God, at the beginning, and then he wanted to say that the great sage of the sun and the sun and the fairy bathhouse of Yaochi Xianjun did not go through a normal path, hey, let his heart allow himself to continue to be evil!

"Hey~"

Xu Zhimo first pretended to sigh, and then laughed in his original form, and took out all the divine oil and divine water that killed the bear and the bear last time on the Heavenly Planet.

Treasures: Otherworldly version of Indian god oil, otherworldly version of lubricating oil, otherworldly version of dichlorvos pesticide, otherworldly version of Jieer Yin lotion.

Indian god oil.

Have you lost your dignity? Have you lost your self-confidence? Do you often feel powerless in front of women? Indian divine oil makes you proud and upright, makes you reinvigorate, and makes you a man like 'steel'!

Introduction: Men drill and rub Indian god oil, not in the non-lifting, not hard, not durable!

Lube.

Too narrow, too tight, too strong contraction, difficult to get into large utensils, what to do? What to do? What to do? What to do? Don't worry, don't be embarrassed, a bottle of lube, take away your worries, take away your worries.

Dichlorvos pesticides.

Are you depressed? Do you feel that you have nothing to love? Have you lost hope in life? Do you stand on the rooftop but don't have the courage to jump down? Don't worry, don't worry, a bottle of dichlorvos makes you feel that facing the sea and the spring flowers are blooming.

Introduction: Insecticidal pesticides, containing highly toxic, do not take them by mistake!

Jie'er Yin lotion.

Beauty, is your fungus itchy?Is it red and swollen?Does it smell?Don't worry, Jie'er Yin lotion, the smell is fragrant, so that your fungus has the fragrance of gardenia.

"Hey, hey, hey. ”

Xu Zhimo looked at several 'divine waters' and 'divine oils', and laughed a few more evilly.

Using these evil treasures as materials and fusing them together, you will definitely be able to create super evil things that will kill people.

But this is not enough, with these four otherworldly treasures of the system storm as the main material, Xu Zhimo also has to add some matching supplementary materials, and his termination is to make a silver medicine!

Silver, silver cheap silver!

Well, that word is harmonized, and it can't be seen when it is typed anyway, it's a '**' symbol!

There was no one in the middle of the night, and there was no need to enter the floating island, Xu Zhimo thought about it, opened the system mystery shop, and began to prepare for invention and creation again.

He's going to come up with a bizarre and incredible invention.

Xu Zhimo laughed evilly first: "Hehe, Sprite plus monosodium glutamate, I heard that it will have the effect of aphrodisiac~medicine." "Listening to what others said, I was purely curious, and I bought a few bottles of Sprite and several generations of MSG first.

The thief laughed twice: "Quack, beer with bean paste, I heard that after drinking it, it will be hot and hot, and hallucinations will appear...... "There is no scientific basis at all, and I am completely in the state of experiment, and I bought a few bottles of beer, plus a few bean paste."

"Liquor with egg yolk, I heard that it can improve men's combat effectiveness, enhance women's passion, and make them want to ......"

Xu Zhimo brought a few more bottles of liquor, plus a few eggs.

"Red Bull plus two pot heads, I don't have to say this, whoever drinks it has a fever......"

Red Bull and Erguotou came with a few cans of the same.

"Quack, ecstasy, love medicine, aphrodisiac, these don't need to be explained, they all have to be added directly......"

Xu Zhimo laughed a few more evilly, consumed gold coins, and bought a lot of messy things, demon inventors, ready to start inventing and creating.

"Whew~"

Xu Zhimo took a deep breath, such a hodgepodge, he didn't know what kind of ghost would be fused, but he believed that the magical system would definitely withstand the test, would not be spoiled by him, and would not let him down.

"Whew~"

Xu Zhimo took another breath, added three drops of Heavenly Immortal Jade Dew, and officially chose to fuse.

"Bang bang bang!"

The system seemed to explode, which startled Xu Zhimo.

"Wow, it won't really break the system!"

Xu Zhimo's heart trembled, and he hurriedly clenched his fists to cheer up: "Resist, resist, resist me!"

"Doot toot!"

The fusion building on the floating island shook and trembled, and several thick clouds of colored smoke came out of the large chimney on the roof.

"Ding!"

"The fusion was successful. ”

"Congratulations, you have received a pack of 'Odd Silver Acacia Scatter'. ”

"Congratulations, you've received a pack of 'Silver Cheap Can't Be Moved'. ”

The sound of the system sounded, and there were two more packets of medicinal powder in the system warehouse, one yellow and one pink.

"Haha, what a success!"

Xu Zhimo, who was nervous, looked up, and hurriedly took out the two packets of medicinal powder and observed them carefully.

Two packets of powder the size of a cold powder, the yellow one is the odd silver acacia powder, and the pink one is the silver cheap and cannot be moved.

"I'm going to ...... it"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

At first glance, Xu Zhimo's heart trembled, and then he laughed evilly.

Item: Odd Silver Acacia.

Introduction: The legendary world's first silver medicine, the specific source is no longer verifiable, it has appeared in many martial arts fantasy novels, and it also appears often in various Hong Kong movies.

Note: This thing is an otherworldly version produced by the system, and its medicinal effect is 10,000 times that of ordinary Qiyin Hehuan San, even if it is a god or a demon, it cannot be resisted.

Special note: If you are poisoned, there is no solution for Da Luo Tianxian!

Item: Silver cannot be moved.

Introduction: The legendary world's first cheap drug, the specific source is no longer verifiable, it has appeared in many martial arts fantasy novels, and it often appears in various Hong Kong movies.

Note: This thing is an otherworldly version produced by the system, and its medicinal effect is 10,000 times that of ordinary Qiyin Hehuan San, even if it is a god or a demon, it cannot be resisted.

Special note: If you are poisoned, there is no solution for Da Luo Tianxian!

"I'll ......"

Xu Zhimo was happy, and there was a burst of sweat in his heart, and he put together a pack of silver medicine 'Qiyin Hehuan San', but he didn't expect to combine a pack of cheap medicine called 'Silver Cheap Can't Move'.

The system is really more disciplined than him, the silver can't be moved, the world's first cheap medicine, this is also there!

Unexpectedly, not only did it succeed, but also combined two treasures at once.

What a surprise!

The body of the immortals is invincible, and to deal with the immortals, ordinary evil drugs will of course not work, so it must be an otherworldly version of the evil drugs produced by the system, and the system is as Xu Zhimo wishes, and it really matches what he wants. (To be continued.) )