Chapter 561: 'Two' were killed again
"Great Sage, you have to believe me, this holiday wandering god is the real maggot. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Great Sage, I vouch for it with my personality, the Night Wandering God is fake, he is the maggot demon, the big maggot demon. ”
"Grass, you are paralyzed and you are a maggot. ”
"You see, the night wanderer is in a hurry, he is a maggot. ”
"You're paralyzed ......"
The Night Wanderer and the Day Wanderer were constantly arguing, obviously he was real, but he couldn't quarrel with the Day Wandering God, and in a fit of anger, a pair of dead fish eyes were about to burst out.
"No need to make any noise. ”
Xu Zhimo waved his pretended hand and shouted: "Who is the real maggot demon, this great sage has his own way of distinguishing." ”
Riyou Shen puffed his chest and was full of confidence: "Great Sage, I listen to you." "As soon as I closed my mouth, I really didn't quarrel with the night wanderer.
The Night Wandering God looked cautious: "Great Sage, do you really have a way to distinguish the authenticity from the fake?" Obviously he was real, but he was made unconfident by the confident appearance of the Day Wandering God.
"Of course, this great saint is powerful, and no demon can escape my eyes. ”
Xu Zhimo nodded proudly, took out the purple gold gourd, and said loudly: "With this gourd, you can verify the authenticity." ”
"What is this?"
The night wandering god and the day wandering god were shocked together, the night wandering god was really surprised, and the day wandering god was pretending to be surprised.
"This is ......"
Xu Zhimo laughed a few times in his heart: "This treasure is called 'Honest Gourd', which specializes in verifying the authenticity of the gourd, before the honest gourd, you can only tell the truth, not lie." "The Night Wandering God was once the guardian god of the Jade Emperor, his strength must be extraordinary, and it is better to be cautious, so he was directly accepted by the idea.
"Honest gourd, how to verify who is true and who is fake?"
The Night Wanderer and the Day Wanderer God asked at the same time, the Night Wandering God really didn't know, and the Day Wandering God pretended not to know.
Xu Zhimo said loudly: "I just need to point at you with a gourd and shout 'I call you do you dare to agree', and then you promise, if you lie, you will be immediately put into the gourd and locked up." ”
Yeyoushen's expression perked up: "What if you didn't lie?"
"If you're not lying......"
Xu Zhimo said with a smile: "A golden pill will fall out of the gourd, and it will be given to honest people as a reward." ”
"And such good things. ”
As soon as the eyes of the night wandering god lit up, he became excited, and shouted provocatively at the day wandering god: "Maggot demon, do you dare to stand in front of the honest gourd and answer?"
Riyoushen's face trembled: "Who is afraid of whom, I dare." ”
The Night Wanderer shouted, "Okay, if you try it first, I'll see how long you can lie." ”
"Just try. ”
Riyou God seemed to be a little scared, but he looked like he was difficult to ride a tiger, and stood in front of the gourd.
Xu Zhimo began to pretend to be forced again, and shouted with a gourd: "Riyoushen, do you dare to agree if I call you?"
"I dare. ”
Riyoushen replied tremblingly, and then shouted: "Ah......hhhhh
It was soon put into the gourd.
"Demons. ”
"You're a fake. ”
Xu Zhimo's face was shocked, and he made an exaggerated expression, in fact, what he just put in was just a monkey hair, just for show.
"Honest gourd, it's really magical!"
The Night Wandering God was taken aback, and this time, he became happy and excited: "Great Sage, I said that he was fake, you see, I didn't lie to you." He was even more convinced of the Great Sage of the Day, with a smile on his face, he took the initiative to run to the purple gourd, and shouted excitedly: "Great Sage, I am true, I don't believe you shouting." "He's not afraid of it at all, he's real, he's honest, he's not lying, he's confident.
Now, it was his turn, and he was just waiting for the honest gourd to reward him with a gold pill that fell out.
"Okay, I hope you didn't lie to me. ”
Xu Zhimo couldn't help but laugh in his heart, his face was serious and serious, and immediately, he shouted again: "Night Wanderer, do you dare to agree if I call you?"
"Dare!"
The Night Wanderer God raised his head and replied loudly: "I am the Night Wandering God." Then he looked excited, waiting for the golden pill to come out of the gourd.
"Ah......h
Who knows, it was sucked into the purple gold gourd all of a sudden.
"Hahaha......"
Xu Zhimo finally laughed, this thing was really stupid by him, and he took the initiative to run to the gourd to beg for death.
I've met stupid people, but I've never met such stupid people, think about it, I can't even figure out 12 o'clock at midnight and 12 o'clock at noon, with this IQ, how can I not be played to death by someone as evil as Xu Zhimo?
"Hey, I'm sorry!"
Xu Zhimo shook the purple gold gourd in his hand, and mourned for the night wandering god for three seconds: decay, you are 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, cruising day and night, a good fairy, being made like a ghost, life is so sad, what's the point of living? Hey, it's better to die, I'm not killing you, I'm overspending you!
Amitabha!
After a few seconds of silence, Xu Zhimo took out another monkey hair and blew a breath: "Turn me into a night wandering god, change!"
"Poof!"
A burst of golden light flashed, and the night wandering god with a miserable white face, dead fish eyes, and black circles appeared again.
"Now, you will give me a night watch. ”
Xu Zhimo smiled and admonished again: "During the day, remember to change into white clothes and pretend to be a day wanderer." ”
"Yes!"
The False Night Wandering God floated away like a ghost.
......
"Hint, the Night Wanderer is dead.
"Congratulations, you have obtained half a fragment of Haotian Golden Gate. ”
"Hint, the god of the sun is dead.
"Congratulations, you have obtained half a fragment of Haotian Golden Gate. ”
It didn't take long for the sound of the system to sound, and Xu Zhimo got two halves of the Haotian Golden Que fragment, two in one, and combined a piece of Haotian Golden Que fragment.
The Night Wanderer and the Day Wanderer are the same person, and if one dies, it means that both of them are dead.
"Cool, get another piece. ”
Xu Zhimo felt a burst of joy in his heart, and then looked at the purple gold gourd again.
After being included in the purple gold gourd, the night wandering god and the day wandering god were quickly melted into a puddle of pus, and Nezha, who had been included in the gourd earlier, had not melted yet, only to see that he was shrouded in the colorful light of a green lotus, and still kept the flesh of the primordial spirit, and resisted the Dan Huo in the purple gold gourd.
"How long can this little Nezha last?"
Xu Zhimo frowned slightly, and couldn't help but be a little worried in his heart, there would be no accident!
Eight pieces of Haotian Jinque fragments, if you count Nezha's half piece, you have already got four pieces, and the remaining four pieces are on Erlang God Yang Jian, Tai Bai Xing, Chang'e Fairy, Lei Gongdian Mother, these people.
Regardless of whether it was difficult or not, Xu Zhimo didn't care, but when he thought of the piece on Fairy Chang'e's body, he couldn't help frowning slightly.
If he wants to kill Chang'e to get the fragments, this is really ......
I can't bear it!
How good is that?
Heart congestion.
Don't worry about it for now, let's get a few other pieces, let's talk about it, next, who will do it? Erlang God, the super boss, keep it first, Tai Bai Xing, an old Taoist immortal, is not easy to move.
Xu Zhimo squinted his eyes, and a wicked smile appeared on his face, hehe, Lei Gongdian, I'm sorry, you are going to be played bad again. (To be continued.) )