"Come on, come on, tell me, what did you run just now?" After being wiped out by the group, the ten people pressed Xiao Ming to the ground, and the eldest sister Feng Jiaojiao held a machete on Xiao Ming's neck and scolded angrily. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Emma, it's really embarrassing just now, let's ten awesome people with identities (certificates) go to find that bitter haha to settle accounts, and they were all wiped out by a combination of punches and jumps, Zhen Nima is ashamed, I'm embarrassed to say.

(Author: Hey, hey, big sister, you've already said it.) ）

Xiao Ming stared at the blade and stared at the cross-eyed, and said with tears in his eyes: "They are very beautiful, I am from the countryside, I have never seen the world, this is not shy." ”

"What are you talking about, I'll give you another chance!" Feng Jiaojiao said angrily.

After the "forehead ......" stuck at 0.01 second, Xiao Ming said: "Look at those two foxes, with thick legs and small breasts, freckles on their faces, bad breath, crooked eyes and big buttocks, and the key is that they are full of fox smell, I am afraid of getting my hands dirty." ”

"Hmph, that's pretty much it. I'll let you go this time. ”

Feng Jiaojiao instantly smiled like a flower, threw away the machete, clapped her hands, and looked very kind.

A group of goods: Big sister, the rules of the game are not played like this......

Little Blackbird: "Then why don't we beat them?"

"Fight! We must fight!" Xiao Ming got up with a grunt and smashed his fist into the palm of his hand, "For the sake of our revolution and for the sake of the millions of suffering creatures in the famine, we must insist on ourselves, insist on our dreams, and charge forward for the victory of the revolution." ”

"Pap" "Papapa" "Papa"

............

The monster is now ruthless, of course, he will not admit that he has a Mohammed syndrome attack caused by not eating enough and then running a small distance and finally paying a blood, what? You don't know Mohammed syndrome? Cut, really uneducated, isn't it the perverted death disease of "not even giving me a hundred yuan" in the legends of the rivers and lakes?

Anyway, the giant beast was very sad and congested, he felt that he had been hurt, he needed comfort, he needed a big hug.

Then he heard himself say, "Can you comfort me?"

Long B's heart melted in an instant, oh buy Reddy Gaga, such a Q-bomb little baby (the giant beast is about a few kilometers high) such a kind and pure little angel (that's right, the two big wild boars that the giant beast just ate are vegetarian) actually asked the old lady to comfort him.

"Yes, yes, I do. Dragon B pounced, "clang", and watched the toes of the giant beast get farther and farther away, farther and farther away.

She couldn't help but burst into tears, and couldn't help but spit out three words - "Why?"

"Oh" Long A was very anxious, "Xiao Ming just issued a killing order to destroy the world and destroy the infinite chaos Hongmeng, and vowed to take the blood of the bastard on the other side. ”

"But......" Long B's tears flowed and called a happy truth, "**** bird thing?"

"You said Xiao Hei and Wucai, they have already gone. "Dragon A" swooped and pulled Dragon B to the sky.

The giant beast cried while holding his chest, he felt the world's strong malice towards him, his wife ran away, he was beaten, he was robbed for comfort, oh my God, what did I do in my last life!

............

"Well, the thief on the other side, come out and die, grandpa I, I, well, I ......"

A bunch of people rubbing their heads, you've lost our faces like this, are you sure you want to take a blood instead of giving it away?

Feng Jiaojiao kicked Xiao Ming away and roared angrily: "If you don't come out, it's your turn for the old lady." ”

Old Wolf > Rabbit > Two Birds & Two Dragons: ...... Sister, are you sure you're threatening them? I won't come out if you say that to me.

Sure enough, a voice in the big tree in front of him raised high, "Then I won't go out." ”

Feng Jiaojiao was stunned for a moment, and instantly understood, and suddenly felt embarrassed, she really burned this big tree with a fire, burned to death, and it was clean, as for the forest protection law or something, wait for the queen to dissipate her anger.

But the crux of the problem is that the two wives of the giant beast are still inside, as a phoenix, say to save it, there is no ambiguity, the phoenix is a person, and he has never eaten and vomited...... Well, except for Xiao Ming's bastard.

Said Cao Cao Cao arrived, Xiao Ming rushed over, the speed of the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortal was really not covered, I saw him sticking to Feng Jiaojiao and said in his ear: "You tell him, come out and the old lady will take your turn." ”

"Roll", "Whoosh", "Smack", "Ah"......

Xiao Ming got up in a daze, looked at the big shiny eyes beside him, and waved his hand, "Hello~"

(A small grass in the wilderness: Ma Ma.) I finally met the big brother who flies every day!

Besides, Feng Jiaojiao, shyly swept away, was stunned, pulled Long B over, handed over a look, and Long B instantly beckoned charmingly, "Come on, come out, as long as you come out, people will let you hehehe......"

Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're a mother** (harmony) There are still children here, do you dare to speak more tactfully, and you're ...... Uh, Dun Lun, Ton Lun.

The little blackbird & the colorful bird pulled the rabbit's sleeve and shook it around, "Uncle Rabbit, what do you mean?"

The rabbit thought about it, thought about it very seriously, and then ...... "papa" "papa" "pa" and "pa......

This is, a voice came from the tree, "Don't, you're too ugly." ”

"I" Long B didn't come up in one breath, and "sacrificed".

"Useless things!" Feng Jiaojiao snorted coldly and stepped forward, she understood that none of these goods worked, and it was up to the queen at a critical time.

"Listen to the people inside, give up resistance, you are already surrounded by me, as long as you come out, there will be drops of money, there will be drops of beauties, there will be drops of beauties, and there will be drops of hehehehe. ”

A voice came from inside, "With whom?"

"Guess. ”

"Oh. ”

And then the people in the tree came out, uh, came out!!?

(Believe me, this is definitely not manipulated by the author.) ）

But when I saw the open tree hole, the ghostly man poked his head out, those eyes, embarrassed like a toad with one eye, that handsome, just like a snake spirit man bowed his head and poked a person to death, those arms, Kong Wu was powerful and scared to death, and finally there were those legs, asking, you have seen the old turtle he crawled and crawled?

This extremely characteristic-looking person approached Feng Jiaojiao with a lewd smile, "Is it with your mother?"

Feng Jiaojiao was instantly furious, and pulled out the machete, "Made, smoke him! I want to be with my mother, hehehe, do you want to be a father? Why can't you go to heaven?"

"Well, I've been on it. ”

Ciao, there are really people in the world who are not afraid of death, and the queen and his father dare to take advantage of it.

A group of goods instantly surrounded a big circle, and the flower in one person's hand, "1, 2, 3, come on, come on, Sister Jiaojiao, come on, big sister's head, cut him to death, come on, come on, ......"

(A certain beaten goods: Tainyima is miserable, they are not human, woo woo...... ）