Dear Friends, Friends and Comrades,

Today, with a heavy heart, we gather at the foot of a certain mountain to deeply mourn Miss Long B and bid farewell to her body. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Friends and relatives who came to the farewell ceremony today are...... (Xiao Ming glanced around, discussing whether the braised dragon meat was delicious or a group of goods that barbecued the whole dragon) ...... This, two heads of livestock, two small birds, one big bird, one lewd dragon, one big tree, I don't know what it is, this, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, well, five. Five heads are nothing.

and Miss Long B's ****, bed partner, ex-husband, ex-husband, ex-ex-husband, ex-ex-husband, former ex-husband, former former ...... Ahem, and this day, this earth, this air, I really thank you.

Here, on behalf of all my good friends, I would like to express my deep condolences on the passing of Miss Long B, and to her son...... Oh, no kids, well, so be it.

Come, brothers, set up the pot and light the fire!

The old wolf "snapped" and threw out a cauldron, Feng Jiaojiao "pulled" and spewed out a lump of flames, and the rabbit got started directly, and "swished" made a bunch of bamboo rows to make a steamer.

"Get out of the way!"

The giant beast rushed over with a broken gong throat, and a group of goods "biu" did not even make a sound, the giant beast scratched its head in embarrassment, and as soon as he put his hand, a large basin of water was poured into the pot.

In the distance, a few heads poked out, and then, chickens and dogs jumped, and a group of goods rushed over directly, staring at the nose of the giant beast and roaring: "I said green baby, you are a bad color, why are you yelling so loudly? ”

Feng Jiaojiao rubbed directly to Xiao Ming's side, and looked at Xiao Ming with an aggrieved expression, "Xiao Ming, people are afraid, is it okay to help others rub it?"

Xiao Ming looked at the two lumps on Feng Jiaojiao's chest, and the cold sweat came down, Xiaohong, my wife, I can't be sorry for you, and then, stomped his feet, twisted his body, and got to the edge of the fire, "Ah, the fire is going to be extinguished, I look at the fire." ”

A group of goods: ...... Don't show your IQ, have you ever seen Nanming extinguish the fire by himself?

Feng Jiaojiao's face stiffened, and then walked away calmly, and came to the front of the "Ximen Qing" tree demon of the green baby, and with a wave of his hand, Ximen Qing flew into the blue sky.

(A small grass in the wilderness: numbness, the things flying in the sky are so ugly, the baby needs comfort, woo woo...... ）

Long A moved to Xiao Ming's side step by step, and asked Xiao Ming sadly, "Are we really going to cook and eat Long B?" She is my wife after all, as the saying goes, a husband and wife are a hundred days a day, dear!"

Xiao Ming raised his eyebrows, "No, we will never cook it for Long B!"

Categorically and with a righteous face, Long A was suddenly moved, and the tears were like snot.

"I knew it, I knew ......"

"We're steaming and eating!" Xiao Ming added.

"Huh?" Long A**** was on the spot.

Xiao Ming waved his hand, "After cooking and eating, all the nutrients are lost to the soup, and the dragon meat will look too chai." When you chew it, you lose a little bit of its deliciousness, which is a blasphemy against the delicious ingredient of dragon meat!"

Xiao Ming's righteous words, both eyebrows flew into the sky, if it weren't for Xiao Ming's constant gesture on Long A's body, Long A would almost believe it.

"Goodong" Dragon A felt for a moment that he was the dragon that was about to be kept nourished by the steamer, and he shook his head to shake this "absurd" idea out. (Dragon A: What do you mean by putting a quotation mark?)

"What? Can you not steam him?"

Xiao Ming's big eyes widened with a "poof", "What are you talking about?" I'll give you a chance to say it well. ”

"......" There was no doubt that Dragon A was in a dilemma, "How about you eat it grilled?"

Xiao Ming suddenly smiled, but the next moment it turned cloudy, "No!

Long A argued, "But the roasted dragon meat is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and it is a big bite, and that feeling will definitely make you feel comfortable." ”

Xiao Ming insisted on his opinion, "However, the steamed dragon meat is quite delicious, and it melts in the mouth, which is really a healing and tonic product." ”

Long A expressed his dissenting opinion, "Protest, I strongly protest, she is my wife, I have the final say on how to eat her!"

(Bystander: The author is big, this chapter is heavy, can you send it?)

Xiao Ming gave the basis for the rejection, "Her husband doesn't know one, and I only have one funeral host, so I insist on steaming!"

"Barbecue!"

"Steam!"

"Masturbation!"

"Steam! Hey, you're going to fly*, you dragon!"

"Masturbation! That's better than your kidneys!"

"Steam! You have a kidney loss, and your whole family has a kidney loss!"

"I have trillions of "child soldiers", I will lose my kidneys, make a joke of your mother's Shenma International!"

"Hehehehe, I'll laugh, trillions of soldiers?

"Made, you are not convinced, you are mentally retarded, hurt each other, Lao Tzu must have beaten you don't know the up, down, left, right, middle, southeast, northwest wind!"

"Nima, come on!"

Saying this, Xiao Ming picked up the cauldron beside him and smashed Long A's face with a "bang", and Long A instantly took a hot bath of one hundred (10,000) degrees.

Long A screamed hotly, raised his foot and pulled out the shoehorn and exhaled, then you shoot one, I shoot one, you shoot two, I shoot two......

The little blackbird cried, and the colorful bird also cried, "Woo woo, villain, the pot is gone, how do people still eat meat, woo woo, people don't scream, people want to eat meat, woo woo woo ......"

This is, the little third green baby of the giant beast green baby No. 3, the little fourth child green baby No. 4 walked over, and the round body of the two birds, which was less than half the height of the two birds, tried to step on their toes, "Don't cry, don't cry, mom loves you!"

The two birds cried even more sadly, do you know the shattered feeling of a Tibetan mastiff who suddenly knows that his mommy is a husky?

Feng Jiaojiao was upset when she heard this, and with a wave of her hand, a lump of flames flew out and fell directly on Long B's body, "Grandma's, it's not going well to have a meal, the one over there who is going to add a dragon rolls over for me, get a barbecue, and the one who shouts to eat barbecue to catch some little animals like green babies to come over, and the one who pretends to be dead, you will be familiar if you don't wake up, you know?"

As soon as the words fell, the lying corpse of Dragon B went up to the sky with a "whoosh", but I saw a huge fireball rising into the sky, and countless creatures looked forward to it, and they were so frightened that they all ran home, "It's too late, the meteor is in the sky......"

"Really, every worry-free thing. Feng Jiaojiao stretched out her foot and kicked Ximenqing, who had just fallen, into the blue sky again, and asked Xiao Ming with a look of dissatisfaction, "You say, why are you wasting time here?"

Xiao Ming turned his head and smiled a little sadly, "The hybrid village is built here." ”