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This roll, rolled out of the big rivers, rolled out of the mountains and fields, and directly rolled out of the abnormal Genie five world records.

When Xiao Ming stopped, he looked around, okay, he suddenly evolved into a confused beast.

Originally, our Xiao Ming Taiyi Golden Immortal level cultivation is not enough to support it, this has not been a few years, there are not many Da Luo Jin Immortals, ten fingers...... Well, you can count thirty more toes, let's Xiao Ming, then you can be a naked bullshit to the top of the world.

As soon as I went out, I collapsed, and I rushed directly from the south of the flood to the east of the flood wilderness.

Xiao Ming glanced at the place, Emma, she went astray, and she got lost, what is this Nima?

"Anyone?"

"Is there anything that isn't human?"

"It's okay to gasp, it's okay to be out of breath. ”

......

Xiao Ming's call really handed over the person, of course, not the person.

Legend has it that when Pangu opened the world, in order to ask for more tickets, he vomited blood, sold chrysanthemums, and scratched his hands...... Cough, Pangu is very bitter, he doesn't say when he will die, and Nima is a virgin until he dies, let's not say anything else, let's just say that you are chaotic Those crooked melons and cracked dates, although Pangu Da is a normal man, his blood is strong, but he took off his pants to show him this, and he almost became impotent, did he?

Originally, it's okay once, let's Pangu Dazhen man, an iron man, how to say that his soul will be hurt, so it won't be anything, but the problem is that all the chaos is crooked melons and cracked dates, and you can't bear this Nima!

So, Pangu was angry and arrogant, and he ...... Emasculated yourself.

(Author: Don't believe it, come, then you tell me, what kind of thing has Pangu's big root turned into?

But ah, this castration is not over, isn't it, Pangu is a big single seedling, if you don't give birth to a baby, then who will burn him a paper money when you die and play mahjong?

So, Sanqing came out, and the twelve ancestral witches came out.

Sanqing doesn't say it, it's the product of Pangu Yuanling, let's just say that the Twelve Ancestral Witches, that is from Pangu's blood! My good girl, this is simply the product of the first generation of asexual reproduction, if this is known by future generations, will all women be extinct.

After all, the opposite sex is only for reproduction, and the same sex is ...... True love!

Don't brag, the twelve ancestors are also people with ox forks, and after cultivating until now, even the weakest chicken's Houtu has the strength of the early stage of Taiyi Golden Immortal.

On this day, the weakest little queen came out to wave, that called a happy, as soon as he turned around, he stuck out his tongue at the ancestral witch hall, "Hmph, you old things, don't let the kind, beautiful, generous, and cute invincible beautiful girl in the universe come out to play, you all deserve to be single dogs." ”

As the saying goes, there is a ditch in three years, and the gap between the Houtu and the other eleven ancestors is a little narrower than the Pacific Ocean.

Houtu is happy, this guy is jumping, he will jump here, where he will jump for a while, if he has more wings, he can go to the sky.

Maybe it's the arrangement of fate (well, it's the author's arrangement), Houtu saw a person on the ground, looking like I'm sad, you don't care about me.

So she went forward......

"This fellow Daoist, may I ask ...... you are?"

Xiao Ming degraded from a stunned beast, and in the blink of an eye, he saw a little girl tilting her head to look at him, evolving again on the spot...... Well, the super-evolved —— giant beast!

(Music: Just because I took a little more look in the crowd, I can't forget your face again.) ）

Xiao Ming raised his hand, scratched his head, and twisted it, "Xiao Ming." ”

Houtu is strange, this looks...... Well, this man is sick! So he asked with the feeling of a virgin, "Well, do you have any medicine?"

Xiao Ming was suddenly even more embarrassed, he could evolve in an instant-he was forced to the domestic beast!

He raised his hand and tapped his fingertips, "That...... Are you sick?"

Houtu felt that he might have broken through his cultivation, otherwise how could he feel like he had been struck by lightning, "I didn't." ”

"Oh yes. Xiao Ming was pleasantly surprised, "What a coincidence, I didn't either." ”

Houtu: ...... Hehe, what a coincidence, I am very clever with billions of living beings.

Xiao Ming spoke again, "Well, can you tell me your name?"

"My name is Houtu. ”

"Poof" Xiao Ming went to the sky, and it didn't fall until half a sound, and his eyes lit up when he looked at Houtu, "What a coincidence, my name is Xiao Ming!"

"Huh...... Hehe...... yes, yes...... What a coincidence, huh...... Hehe...... "These two have a relationship?" Houtu suddenly felt that he had met a bad person, a bad person like a bad uncle.

Houtu waved his hand, "What's that...... My brother told me to go home for dinner, and I left first. ”

Xiao Ming slapped his thigh, "It's such a coincidence, my brother also called me home for dinner!"

Houtu:#¥%&*......

"Then, goodbye?" Hou Tu waved his hand, turned around and ran, that speed, Hou Tu felt that he had never run so fast, you look at the wind, you look at the clouds, you look at the ...... Xiao Ming! Ciao, running so fast!!

Xiao Ming looked at Houtu and looked at him, he was very excited, and grinned, "What a coincidence, we met again." ”

Houtu: ...... (Nothing to say.) ）

Xiao Ming scratched his head, "That, where is your home?"

"Ancestral Witch Palace. ”

Xiao Ming slapped his thigh......!

"It's such a coincidence, I'm also in the Ancestral Witch Palace. Hey, where do you live in the Ancestral Witch Palace?"

Houtu wanted to cry without tears, "The twelfth house." ”

"Smack"

Houtu looked at Xiao Ming in horror and patted his thigh again, "What a coincidence, I also live in the 12th house, so where do you live in the 12th house?"

Houtu was afraid, the little girl's heart suddenly felt creepy, at this moment she actually felt that her ugly brothers were very amiable, and she missed them very much.

However, Xiao Ming's eyes were too bright, and they were almost like light bulbs.

She stubbornly said, "I live in a cave." ”

"Smack!"

"What a coincidence, I also live in a cave!" Xiao Ming slapped his thigh in Houtu's terror, and then asked, "Then where do you live in the cave?"

After trembling twice, she was really scared, although the strength of Taiyi Golden Immortal, but her mind was still a child, how could she resist Xiao Ming's what. She trembled and said, "On the bed." ”

"Smack!"

Houtu suddenly collapsed, squatted directly on the ground, hugged his legs and howled, "Don't wait like this, where do you live where I live, how can there be such a coincidence, you are too a bully, woo woo woo~~ Brother, brother, someone bullies others, hurry up and be a little dirt, woo woo woo~~"

Xiao Ming was dumbfounded all of a sudden, at a loss, standing beside him in a daze, and after a while, I saw him slap his thigh again, "What a coincidence!

Houtu: "Poof~"