Xiao Ming walked on the road, looking at the breeze and the bright moon, looking at the river and the hills, his eyebrows were knotted together. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Is it hard to walk with no money on this body, and everywhere you go, you cower like a thief, just like that, how can you have a happy chrysanthemum explosion with the second goods.

Ay~

Grandma is a bear, a group of robbers, Lao Tzu is such a stingy person who is reluctant to buy even a spicy strip, how can he give you a baby?

But if I don't give it to you, I'm going to rob it? Do you want to have a face? Don't you want to be a good person?

Made, mentally retarded, pay back my hard-earned money, woo woo woo~

"This brother, I see that your seal hall is black, and there will be blood and light in three days...... Ah~"

Xiao Ming scratched his head and looked around suspiciously, "Well, who's talking?"

"Nobody. Xiao Ming thought for a moment, "Is it a hallucination?"

After taking a few steps forward, Xiao Ming stepped back again, "No, it must not be an illusion." ”

In the grass, Xiao Ming pouted his ass and got in, no, the identification is complete!

On the big tree, Xiao Ming rubbed on the tree (Xiao Ming: Hey, don't I know how to fly?) No, the identification is complete!

Xiao Ming looked at the very high (in fact, only twenty meters) mountain, shook his head, no, the identification is complete!

So, he opened his hand and put it to his lips, "Anyone?"

"I ...... I'm here...... In this ......"

Yu Yudao's heart has been broken, broken and not even scum, in his heart, he pumped himself one hundred and eighty times, his face is swollen like a grass mud horse, but people are so cute, he is called ......

Let your mouth owe, let your mouth owe, cause trouble, right? It's okay to be blind and compare what kind of stuff? Isn't it good to be cute every day? Yintang is black, black you*****

Of course, Xiao Ming wouldn't know this, but he stretched out his ears and asked loudly, "Where are you~"

"Stepping on ...... Step on...... I hand ...... ......"

At the foot of Phoenix Mountain, a fresh breeze rose, bringing Xiao Ming's head full of black lines.

..................

"Are you in the art of physical art?"

Xiao Ming poked left and right, his face was full of curiosity, saying that he had lived for so long, and he had never seen a physical art lover, even if it was the idol Sakurai ** teacher, he only saw it in the film.

Yu Yu Daoist carefully hid his hands behind him, a little away from Xiao Ming, he was very afraid of being hit by Xiao Ming again, this is not any other place, this is the birthplace of the ancestor of the phoenix, the origin of the most awesome flame in the world Nanming Lihuo, a piece of the avenue imprint will block the entire void, forbidden air, forbidden land, forbidden and peeing, anyway, except for Nanming from the fire, everything is forbidden, that is to say, it will melt if it falls in, and there is no slag.

"But that's not right. ”

Xiao Ming muttered to himself, circling around Yu Yu Daoren, gesturing with his hands on his chest, "Shouldn't this place be big?"

Yu Yu Daoren's face is a black line, big your sister, big sister, Lao Tzu is a male, although it is said that we have no gender before the transformation, but we are now in accordance with the male transformation, do you want Lao Tzu to take off his pants and open your eyes?

"Hmph, no culture, it's terrible!" Yu Yu waved his hand, unfathomable.

"I'm uneducated?"

Xiao Ming's voice jumped eight feet high, my God, I'm uneducated?

"You, let's just say you, have you ever been to kindergarten? Have you ever been to elementary school? How many nursery rhymes can you sing? Have you memorized multiplication formulas? Have you also previewed that one-dimensional equation?"

Yu Yu Daoren: ...... (What the hell is this?)

"Hmph, talk to me, I can't help myself!" Xiao Ming looked at Xiao Gang with disdain.

Yu Yudao's popularity was bad, "Immeasurable Dao Venerable, Poor Dao came here this time to participate in the beauty pageant......"

"Yo, you're also here to participate in the beauty pageant?" Xiao Ming bared his teeth and glanced up and down, "There are no two flesh in the chest, and no three feet wide in the hips, so you still want a beauty pageant with your virtue?"

Yu Yu Dao people feel that they are going to explode, "Poor Dao...... Poor ......"

Xiao Ming launched Wang Zhi's contempt, "Poor fart, poor breasts, look at you like this, you must have failed to change sex, tsk, pitiful, not a man or a woman." ”

Neither male nor female!!

Yu Yu Taoist felt that these four words were the immeasurable calamity of his life.

Xiao Ming breathed a long sigh of relief, and the anger in his heart dissipated a lot, and when he raised his head, his heart softened.

As an excellent Young Pioneer, how can I humiliate others because of their defects? Is this still the same good boy who grew up under the red flag? Grandpa Mao said that we are the sun at eight or nine o'clock, so why would I bring pain to him?

That's not right, to write a review, to be profound, to be profound.

"But don't be discouraged, you still have a chance. Xiao Ming patted Yu Yu Daoren's shoulder, "You still have hope, I heard that there is a Taoist in the desolate world, the Tao is through the sky, you go and ask him, although you are not a man or ......"

Before he finished speaking, Yu Yu Daoist was furious, "Lao Tzu is Tongtian!"

"Huh?"

Xiao Ming: ......

"Boy, you dare to humiliate Dao Ye so much today, Dao Ye and you are incompatible!

As soon as Yu Yu Daoist stretched out his hand, his hands pinched, the sky thundered loudly, and the purple thunder roared fiercely, turning into a purple dragon and slaughtering down.

"Boom!"

Xiao Ming shook his ......

Yu Yu Daoren: ......

"Wow, yes, I'm so angry with Dao Ye!" Yu Yu Dao people's hair stood up, "Dao Ye, I eat, drink, have fun, and smoke, cheat and steal, how can I ever suffer such humiliation?"

"Huh, cheating and abduction?" Xiao Ming's eyes lit up.

"Daoye, I'...... I...... Today...... I ......"

"Smack!" Xiao Ming raised his hand and slapped Yu Yu Daoist directly to the ground.

Yu Yu Daoist cried directly, what is this, I won't die after the humiliation, this means that I haven't had enough fun!!?

Xiao Ming also realized that he was heavy, and wiped his hands embarrassedly, "Tongtian, what, I'm sorry." ”

"My name is Yu Yu. ”

"Huh, then why do you say your name is Tongtian?"

"I don't know. ”

"Oh"

Yu Yu Daoren: ...... (Oh your sister.) ）

Xiao Ming continued: "Let's discuss something. ”

"Don't!"

"Then I'll keep beating you. ”

"Well, what do you say?"

Xiao Ming repeated, "I'm going to hit you." ”

"No, the previous sentence. ”

"Discuss something?"

"Okay, you say!"

Xiao Ming: ......