Let's talk about the old wolf, who was forced by Xiao Ming's deflated calf to have no place to go to the toilet, covering his stomach and scurrying around the sky, screaming anxiously. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Of course, as a beast, he didn't think about defecating anywhere, originally, let's not say that it was shameless, just say that he squatted back to his original form, and he was sprinkling water or something.

I said, what are you doing with so many long worms?

Hey, I don't hesitate to say that you, a great country that has broken through the sky clearly stipulates that citizens shall not infringe on the legitimate rights of others while exercising their own legal rights.

"Hey, 110? yes, I'm going to call the police, there's someone here who wants to peep at my poop. ”

The old wolf jumped up and down in the sky in a hurry, looking at the teeth of the dozens of dragons below who hated itchy, uncle, can I call you uncle, you can go, I want to poop.

Maybe it was the old wolf's fart that the dragon below couldn't stand it, and a dragon raised his head and yelled, "That beast above, you get down for Lao Tzu!"

You're a brute, your whole family is a brute, your whole street is a brute.

"Hey, big brother, you have something to order. The old wolf held back his and writhed and smiled.

Qinglong was very arrogant, squinted his eyes and glanced at it, and coughed, "This, well, that, you, what are you doing?"

Ahh

The old wolf didn't understand, saying that the dragon language was too difficult to learn, but as the saying goes, there are difficulties to go up, and there are no difficulties to create difficulties...... Eh, there's no difficulty in creating difficulties, isn't it ****?

"Long Dada, I don't work, I want to. ”

"What the hell, die?" it was Qinglong's turn to be blinded, and it was the first time he had encountered someone who was going to die after living for so long, "You drop, why do you want to die?"

Oh, ask me why I, I see.

The old wolf said that he was advancing by leaps and bounds, and nodded, "Long Dada, I'm in a hurry." ”

Mite disease? That's sick, really, what era is this? Medicine has progressed, science and technology have developed, how can you get sick and want to die.

"Khaki. You drop, you drop and cherish the work of life. ”

What?thin?diarrhea?

The old wolf waved his hand, "No, no, no, I didn't have diarrhea, I just wanted to poop early." ”

Qinglong was angry, I said you little comrade, how can you just want to die? You don't want to think about it, is it easy for your parents to raise you so big......? Woowoo...... It's so hard......

The dragon on the side is not calm, you say it, just say it, what are you howling, this barren mountain and wilderness, I don't know if you think we ** you.

So, he reminded in a low voice: "What, big brother, hey, big brother, beast, beast is still there." ”

"Oh. Qinglong wiped his nose, and when he turned his head and saw the old wolf who looked cheap with his shoulders bowed and his back, it was really like buying a watch, he waved his hand, "Tie it up!"

Huh?

The old wolf is blinded, Lao Tzu is like going to the toilet, how can you still deprive me of my personal freedom? I am not convinced, I ask for an appeal!

The dragons are also blinded, big brother, it's true that we are here to fight, but before our boss arrives, you start fighting, stealing the limelight from the boss, aren't you afraid of wearing small shoes? What's more, you have 44 feet.

Qinglong waited for a while, and found that the little ones didn't move, so he was unhappy, what's the matter, it seems to bully people, right? Believe it or not...... Well, Qinglong glanced at forty or fifty dragons, and roared without "cowardice...... Here I am!

A good green dragon, I saw him shake his body, and the big dragon four or five hundred miles long appeared in mid-air (a certain lol: Brothers, kill the big dragon. He roared angrily, and the rolling dragon power smashed down with "hulala", the one that smashed was called a hundred beasts in fear, the one that was smashed was called a thousand spirits ups and downs, and the old wolf who smashed straight didn't hold back, "poof~"

Dragons: ...... Damn, Nima's cheating, biochemical and chemical weapons......

Qinglong flew in mid-air, only to see his subordinates faint to the ground one by one, that is called a panic, Long Wei suddenly smashed down, "Where is the demon, come out to Benlong!"

"Puff~"

"Wow, you don't even want to, you shrunken turtle, I'll go to you immortal board, you come out for Ben Long, Ben Long will spray you with dung!!

The old wolf's face was full of constipation, and he only blamed his fart for being too smelly, and his face was so red that he couldn't even speak, oh, no, he couldn't even open his eyes. (This-eyed.) ）

Qinglong is angry, grandma has a leg, it's really a coward, there is a kind of fight with me for 300 rounds, a villain, a melon baby, a bastard, a ...... What does it taste like?

"Puff~"

"Hold the grass, this air has ...... Yes...... Poison !!"

I saw that a large strip fell from the air and slammed into the soil with a "boom".

The old wolf waits left and right, hey, why is there no sound? Quietly open the front, I'm gone, there is no living person, this is too Nima's good, the heavenly spirit, the earth spirit, Lao Tzu, I can finally pull the Quartet.

Well, find a good place first, hey, this big worm is good on the head, stand up, and then, take off your pants, and finally, "Boom!"

"Blue sky~"

"Yes!" (Effort*1)

"Green Lake~"

"Yes!" (exhausted*2)

"This is my Di family, my Di family!"

"Yes!" (exhausted*3)

............

Bai Long swore with his seventh uncle that he absolutely! absolutely! did not mean to see this.

He was just stunned by a foul smell, and then woken up by a foul smell, and barely opened his eyes, and the smell was ****** spicy to his eyes, so he squinted and looked around.

After all, the flood is dangerous, and we can't lose our vigilance.

And then...... And then he saw it...... A tragic scene!!

That beast is in the mouth of the boss of the green dragon! It's still singing to me!

Oh my God, what the hell is going on? Why is the world so strange all of a sudden? It must be me who opened it in the wrong way, and I need to pretend that I can't see it and calm down.

Close your eyes, open your eyes, and you're still hallucinating?

Close your eyes again, open your eyes again, why are you still there?

For the last time, for the last time!

The white dragon closed his eyes, opened his eyes, oh my God, it's not an illusion, he's really in the mouth of the Qinglong boss!

Damn, this Nima can't bear it!

Bailong a carp stiffened and didn't get up, well, he got up. Shake your body and shout angrily...... Hm, forget it, it's too stinky, strode forward, and slashed through with a sword.

The old wolf pulled it right, and his hairs stood on end in vain, and he turned his head, my mother, someone is trying to kill me.

"I ...... Woooooooo The old wolf's words were suddenly stinking back. Nima, my fart stinks.

Forget it, give up, don't explain, let's run. The old wolf thought for a fraction of a second, turned around and ran away, without even daring to turn back.

"Don't ......"

Well, Bailong also gave up, so it was better to act and chase after him directly.

The old wolf ran and ran, the white dragon chased and chased, the old wolf ran and ran, and the white dragon chased and chased......