The little boy got up early in the morning and went to the thatched house with his pants......

"Your uncle's Xiao Ming, squatting in for breakfast, you give Lao Tzu out, Lao Tzu is going to be pulled in his pants. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" The old wolf twisted around with his legs between the doors of the thatched house.

"No, I have dry stools. Xiao Ming said seriously.

The old wolf cried, he really couldn't hold it back, otherwise he had to let Xiao Ming eat it back for him, and when he turned around, he went to solve his personal problem with a "whoosh".

Half an hour later, the toilet door opened.

Xiao Ming crawled out like a crab, two noodles with tears on his face, God saw pity, and confronted the shell Lang for an hour, and finally was freed.

"Hey, little blackbird, my leg hurts, come and help me. ”

Xiao Ming saw the little black bird with his legs and ordered it.

The little black bird glanced at Xiao Ming and wailed in vain, "Emma, why is it dark this day? Why can't I see anything? God, earth, where are you? Tulala, my eyes, my big eyes, I ......"

Xiao Ming: ...... Big brother, pretend to be a little bit like you, you've seen a blind man walk in a straight line.

People's hearts are not ancient. Xiao Ming was very sad, turned his head, and saw the giant beast green baby, looking at the honest big face plate, Xiao Ming called a kind.

"Aiqing, come and save me. ”

"Who's talking!" Green Baby looked left and again, his big eyes were confused, anyway, he didn't look down!

"Who's talking?" the green baby staggered, looking like the college entrance examination was very important, and I wanted to be very serious. It's just that the dead head doesn't look down.

Well, others are stupid, we understand.

With a shake of his body, he grew taller than the green baby, Xiao Ming yelled directly at the green baby: "Aiqing~"

The green baby bowed his head sharply and lay directly on the ground, "Emma, why did you hear someone calling me?

Xiao Ming: ...... Big brother, English is also taught by the physical education teacher.

Although he has failed twice, Xiao Ming will not give up dropping, as a student of five stresses, four beauties and three good students, the great poet Li Baida's obscene poems he still recite backwards like drops.

Needle into grinding rod iron!

He looked at the green baby lying on the ground with disdain, with a look of disdain, hum, this mentally retarded cliff went out without a brain.

Then, as soon as he turned his head, he saw Feng Jiaojiao with flowers and branches, and immediately raised his hand and waved his claws.

"Hey, hey, heart~"

"Smack!"

Xiao Ming was furious, are you closing the door? I have such a big official pestle here, and you have given me a closed door! Your brain is wat? Believe it or not, I will give you little shoes? Believe it or not, I led your cow? Believe it or not, I took your family's land? My mother is the third uncle and grandfather of Xipi, Lao Tzu is an official, a big official, and you can't kill you little flat-headed people?

"Meeting!

Xiao Ming dragged the crab steps, standing under the big tree at the east end of the village, screaming desperately.

After a while, everyone came reluctantly.

Xiao Ming coughed, "Report the number now!"

"One", "Two", "Three", ...... "Twelve"

"Why is there one less?" Xiao Ming was very angry, the villagers who were not even active in the meeting were not good****! "Who, who didn't come?"

"Report! old wolf!" This is the little black bird who loves to make small reports.

Xiao Ming slapped the table, "It's an old wolf again, it's an old wolf again, you say, which one meeting did he come to? Unorganized and undisciplined, loose behavior, self-righteous, dragging like 2580,000 all day long, in fact, it's just a ......?"

The Rainbow Bird was honest, "Report, the last time the old wolf was there. ”

Xiao Ming choked in his throat for half a sentence and couldn't get out, if he hadn't slapped it twice, he wouldn't have hung up in one breath.

"Diao Min, you actually want to murder me. Xiao Ming trembled and pointed at the colorful bird, furious, "Drag it down, tickle him!"

"No!" the green baby's little three and four are very playful, dragging the colorful birds and tickling.

"Hahahahaha......ha

Xiao Ming was very satisfied, turned his head, looked at the group of goods sitting in danger, and said very forcefully: "The official is in a good mood when he gets up in the morning, but the official didn't expect that the official has been treated very inhumanely, the official! the official!ah~the official~"

As soon as Xiao Ming turned around, he bumped into the tree,

Poor God, Xiao Ming, Taiyi Jinxian, that tree, Ximenqing, Xiaojinxian, these two orders of magnitude are not one at all, Ximenqing was hit by Xiao Ming, that pain, that doesn't want to live.

The green baby's eldest wife couldn't stand it anymore, so she pinched her waist and stood up, "You little deflated three, can you try to bump him again?"

Okay, when the eldest wife is unhappy, the green baby is even more unhappy, "Oh, you dead woman, can you protect him and show me again?"

The eldest wife is also a lover, so she went up in a flash, and stood in front of Ximenqing, "I'll protect it, what's ......?"

Xiao Ming only felt that he had bumped into a soft thing, and when he looked up, there was nothing, forget it, no matter, continue.

He didn't care, but the eldest wife flew, and the green baby couldn't ignore it, so he ran over the eldest wife and turned into a meteor, jumping and howling, "The west has been ...... repeatedly"

Feng Jiaojiao didn't have anything to do with him, but everyone present knew that she liked Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming openly touched other people's breasts, and it was not good for this Nima to care. Well, then let it be.

Feng Jiaojiao lifted her skirt, slammed onto the stage, pinched Xiao Ming's ears, and scolded: "You deflated calf, you roll me down, girl, I am tired of crooked you, dare to touch other people's breasts, why don't you touch the old lady's breasts?"

Xiao Ming screamed in pain, "Touch, I'll touch." As soon as he stretched out his hand, he really touched Feng Jiaojiao's breasts.

Feng Jiaojiao's face turned red, he touched it, he really touched it! With such a question, as soon as he turned around, the two big wings spread out and flew away.

Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, and then instantly became angry, don't think that I will forgive you if you escape from the venue in such an obscene way, hum, let me tell you, you are not just self-righteous, you are also, you are also suspected of raping my hand, I want to sue you, I must sue you!

With a full of anger, Xiao Ming turned around and slapped the table, "Come, let's continue...... Well, why are there only a few of you left?"

I saw that the rabbit was cute, the dragon A and the dragon B sprinkled dog food, and the second wife of the green baby and the little black bird were in love...... Ahem, kitten fishing, and no one else.

"What about them?" Xiao Ming roared, the official was very angry, and the consequences were very serious.

The rabbit woke up from his sleep and swept around, "Oh, it's over, then I'm leaving." ”

"Bang~"

Xiao Ming lay on the ground with his feet facing the sky, and the rabbit kicked the eagle, "Woo, you are all bad people, bad people!"

At this moment, a huge UFO in the sky glanced over......