Princess Changping suddenly went berserk, which caught the monkey off guard, and he was stunned for a while, and then he regained the dignity that his uncle should have, sat down on the chair leisurely, shook his head and said melancholy: "Hey, hard-working Qin Kite, why are you only tall." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The voice of the monkey's words is undoubtedly saying that Princess Changping does not have a long brain, and she does not know the etiquette when she is not big or small. It's probably been a few days since I made a noise, and Princess Changping's resistance has dropped a lot, and the old breath in my heart has rushed to my head again, turning into a dark cloud, and I can't help but say: "You don't have a brain!"

A stinky monkey less than ten years old actually pretended to be old in front of her, and looking at that look, it was really very bad!

The monkey was not in a hurry at all, continued to act melancholy, poured a glass for himself, took a leisurely sip of the wine glass, and then asked, "Oh, uncle, why don't I have a brain?"

"You take..."

Princess Changping wanted to speak and stopped, wanting to question the monkey's emotional orientation, but suddenly embarrassed to speak, indeed, this kind of problem is really embarrassing enough, although it is said to be a relationship problem, but the bottom line still involves the problem of men and women...

At this time, Princess Changping knew what her original ambition was, but she couldn't do it at the end. She had no choice but to look at the stunned Bai Ruoyi guiltily to apologize, but this glance gave her an idea, and she was about to open her mouth to question the monkey, but the other party had already spoken first.

"Hey, this kid is hopeless. The monkey shook his head and sighed, as much melancholy as he wanted, and commanded, "Come, come, come, serve the food, and make up for the child's brain." ”

The maids obeyed the monkey's orders and began to serve the food, and the figures came and went, but one figure stood in place and trembled with anger. This stinky monkey's annoying trick is really not repeated, and every time it makes people want to stab him.

However, what is there to stab him with a sword, that stinky monkey has a golden body that is not bad, and it can't be pierced at all. Princess Changping knew this very well, after fighting for so long, it was impossible for the two sides not to have a fight, and this fight had happened in the Beast Spirit Courtyard at the beginning.

After that fight, Princess Changping joined the team of insiders, and was severely reprimanded and warned by her father that no matter what, she was not allowed to see the stinky monkey again, especially when there were many people.

Besides, although Princess Changping is already on par with Bai Ruo at this time, and she is also a powerhouse who has stepped into the fourth order, she can't help the monkey, and she is so angry with the monkey, the old blood has already gone up, and she almost spit it out, and it is already very good to be able to stand there.

"My lord, look at your anger. Bai Ruo complained, pulled the angry sister into the seat, and then comforted: "Don't be angry, Qin Kite, don't be as knowledgeable as him." I have to say that Bai Ruo finally stood on the side of his sisters.

"Hey, don't learn from other people's quarrels if you have a small belly. The monkey added fuel to the fire, grabbed a fruit and added while peeling it: "Look at Bai Ruo, where is as stingy as you, Uncle Shi and I are also reasonable people, if you don't provoke Uncle Shi, Uncle Shi and I will not embarrass you." ”

"It's a flamboyant tongue. Although Bai Ruo commented on the monkey on the surface, she was happy in her heart, and where did she hide this.

Now, Princess Changping actually smiled, laughing so "helplessly", it seems that she has always been "incomparable" to the weight of the stinky monkey, sisters are sisters after all, husbands and wives are husband and wife after all...

"Hey, this kid..."

The monkey shook his head again and sighed, the "enemy" had been defeated, and he had no intention of fighting again, so he finally focused on business and enjoyed dinner.

The sisters were well prepared, and Princess Changping was also ambitious at first, wanting to set out the problem of the monkey's emotional orientation, but all this was not satisfactory.

However, the sisters have been planning for a long time, how could they give up because of a defeat. So, after several discussions, they decided to go to the Beast Spirit Courtyard to move the rescuers. Of course, the rescuers will definitely not be the same party of the stinky monkey, but the monkey's henchman.

Monkey Ding is definitely a loyal person, under the queen's bitter complaints, under the instigation and guidance of Princess Changping, Monkey Ding resolutely took on this difficult task. This time, it was a lifelong matter for the king and the queen, and he had to get some information from the king.

On this day, the sunset precipitated, printing the sky as red as blood, and the sky and the earth were like fierce battlefields, and there seemed to be a strong smell of blood in the air, fighting in all directions.

At this time, the monkey Ding was already waiting on the garden terrace, and he stood with his head held high, his eyes full of indifference, and he was not at all seduced by the delicious food and wine on the jade table. He is fearless like a god general who is about to go to the battlefield.

"Monkey Ding, why are you here?"

Hearing the king's voice, Monkey Ding instantly let go of all his artistic conceptions, greeted him with a fart, and said happily: "King, how are you doing lately?"

"It's okay, it's okay. The monkey replied, moving to the jade table in three steps and two steps, taking a long sip from a glass full of wine, and then asked, "Why are you here?"

"The little ones are worried about the king, and the little ones are specially recommended to come up and have a look. The monkey replied, and ran up again to serve the king wine.

"Sit, sit. ”

The monkey motioned for the monkey to sit down for dinner, grabbed another handful of dried fruits and peeled them and asked, "How are the little ones?"

Monkey Ding was also not polite, and did not forget to reply while enjoying the food: "Back to the king, the little ones are all good, listening to Qi Qian, he has already understood more than half of it." ”

"Okay, that guy is so fast? I haven't arrived yet. The monkey was amazed, the help of the enlightenment spar was really strange, and in three months, he had only penetrated less than two percent, but the qi qi had penetrated more than half of it.

"It's still fast, it only took the queen three months to understand it all. Monkey Ding was really a master of chatting, and suddenly shifted the topic to Bai Ruo.

It's not that the monkey doesn't know this, he has already asked clearly when he returns, Bai Ruo has studied the scriptures for three months, and cultivated his divine consciousness in half a year, which will take more than half a year, but it will make a high-level person shocked.

And these, Li Lao has spent decades to understand and cultivate, which shows that qualification and knowledge are not linked, but a god-given strength. Just like a wise strategist can't do martial arts, of course, Li Lao also lacks the help of the Enlightenment Crystal.

"King, come, come on, the little one will give you a cup, and I wish the king to understand the scriptures as soon as possible. "Monkey Ding raises his glass and drinks it first as a respect, he is not stupid, he must follow the information and induce him, and he must not ask questions suddenly, otherwise it will backfire.

"There are ghosts in my heart. The monkey pointed at the monkey Ding, showing a playful smile, he already knew these actions of the monkey Ding, but he also raised his glass and drank it all, giving the monkey Ding enough face.

"The king is wise and martial, the little one really wants to hear the king tell the story, and he still can't hide the king's insight. The monkey Ding patted his ass vigorously, and did not forget to drink quickly.

It had been a long time since the monkey had heard such comfortable words, especially after three months of intermittent fighting with some people, the monkey Ding's words made him more comfortable, and for a moment he was happy, so he agreed to the monkey Ding's request, and said, "You kid really have a set, tell me, what kind of story do you want to hear." ”

"The King. ”

Seeing that the king had agreed, the monkey Ding behaved more attentively, and immediately offered the peeled dried fruits, and then said shyly: "The king, the little one... I want to hear stories about beauty and feelings, but I don't know if there are any. ”

"Oh, Monkey Ding, Monkey Ding, tell me, which girl do you have a crush on? The monkey interrogated with a wicked smile, and couldn't help but point at the monkey in his hand.

"Hehe, the king, tell me about it. Monkey Ding acted even more embarrassed, as if he had really been told by the monkey.

"Shhhh

The monkey held his chin and gasped, thought about it very seriously, and said, "It seems that something is wrong." ”

Hearing this, the monkey Ding sweated profusely, thinking that he was probably seen through by the king, but seeing that the king did not blame, he suppressed the panic in his heart and did not show it.

"What's wrong, King?" Monkey Ding continued to test with a glimmer of hope, after all, he had a heavy responsibility and could not give up.

The monkey took a sip of the wine glass and said, "It stands to reason that those two girls should have arrived at this time, why haven't they seen anyone yet..."

Monkey Ding finally breathed a sigh of relief in secret, thinking that the plan had been seen through, and it turned out that he was asking the queen and Princess Changping's orientation. Regarding this issue, they had already arranged it, and Monkey Ding put his mind at ease and said, "The queen has returned to the Beast Spirit Academy, it seems that the master summoned her to have something, and Princess Changping also followed." ”

Originally, the monkey didn't suspect the monkey, but now the monkey has moved the master out, which can be described as a double insurance, and now, the monkey will not suspect it. I saw the monkey smile and said: "Even so, it's rare for you to come here, come and have a drink." ”

In this way, the two monkeys began to push the cup and change the lamp, and the monkey Ding knew that he was not the opponent of the king, and he had already taken the hangover pill secretly given by Princess Changping in advance.

You come and go until late at night, and I don't know how many rounds of wine have passed, and the two monkeys have reached the point where the world is spinning, and the king's farewell to the overlord is almost the same, although most of them are made up by the king.

"This relationship... It's really singing and crying, it's really tragic, that Xiang Yu and Yu Ji ......" Monkey Ding couldn't help but sigh, although he took the wine pill, he was also a little drunk.

"I said... You, boy... Hiccup, amount of wine, burp, growth..."The monkey was already drunk, although he had been drinking with the monkey for so many years, but he was filling the monkey, but he had trained the monkey a lot, and he himself was a little stronger than the monkey. What's more, today I have been drunk by the monkey...

"Where, where, big, the king has won the prize..."Monkey Ding also began to break his tone, and then asked: "Big, king, say, when it comes to beauty, you... Do you think, Qin Kite and Bai Ruo, who is more, more, more beautiful..."

Monkey Ding deserves to be the most clever chief drill under the Monkey King, this question is really to the point, and it is not repulsive. If according to the meaning of the two sisters, let the king choose a heterosexual orientation among the Terran women and the monkey women, it is not very abrupt.

is as witty as a monkey, and has long thought of using two sisters to directly replace the race, and also skillfully uses the beauty pageant, and his title of chief drill style and personal disciple is really well-deserved.

Sure enough, although the king was wise and martial, he was still hit. I saw the monkey reply in a drunken daze: "Little, boy, when... When, of course, it's hiccup! It's Qin, Qin..."

Before he could finish speaking, the monkey fell unconscious on the table and fell asleep, although he had not finished speaking, but the monkey had already received the answer.