Chapter 26: The Monkey King Beauty Pageant

Monkey Ding is a smart monkey, after getting the answer, he did not run away with a weak heart, but simply accompanied the king to get drunk for a night, so although it was risky, he had a bottom in his heart, if he fled overnight, it would cause suspicion. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Sure enough, as Monkey Ding expected, the next day the king did not find out that he was suspected of talking tricks, because he got up late after drinking, the king simply rested for a day, and also kept Monkey Ding for one more day.

Everything was as usual, the monkey was really like visiting relatives, and on the third day, he returned to the Beast Spirit Courtyard, and there was no flaw. It seems that the rescuer that the sisters moved really moved right.

"Queen, the king... It seems that the king thinks that the Terran women are better-looking, which is really incredible. Monkey Ding wondered, and the words were very cleverly handled. It not only euphemistically expressed the king's preferences, but also took the incomprehensible attitude as a guide, and skillfully gave the queen a step, which can really be described as cautious.

Without waiting for Bai Ruo to speak, Princess Changping preemptively said with disdain: "Sure enough, no wonder that stinky monkey always stares at us, it turns out that there is really something wrong with that stinky monkey." ”

"Hey~"

Bai Ruo could only sigh gloomily, no wonder she couldn't attract the attention of the king, it turned out that the king liked human women, how could she be good.

Seeing her sister's melancholy, Princess Changping no longer thought about the strange orientation of the stinky monkey, and after thinking about it, she had an idea, and pulled her sister to comfort: "You see you are so stupid, you can also transform into a human beauty, and when the time comes, you will become a human beauty, and let the stinky monkey regret it." ”

"Yes, Queen, I think it works. Monkey Ding also immediately helped, because he was similar to a human, he didn't consider the transformation, but for the queen's affairs, the transformation is a good choice.

Bai Ruo was also depressed for a while, so he forgot that there was a method of transforming into shape, and after being reminded by the two, he finally saw hope, showed a smile, and said, "Yes, you can also transform into a shape." ”

Although he got the answer and had a countermeasure, Bai Ruo was worried again, it was right that the king liked Terran women, but he didn't know what kind of Terran woman the king liked.

However, this problem is not difficult for the princess, and soon she has an idea, this kind of problem, a beauty pageant will not be enough. So, in order to avoid the king's suspicion, Monkey Ding came up with another bad idea. The queen continued to stay in the Beast Spirit Academy, and Princess Changping returned to the palace alone to prepare for the beauty pageant.

In this way, during the beauty pageant, firstly, the embarrassment between the king and the queen can be avoided, and secondly, without the queen by his side, the king will have no worries and will speak freely.

It's still dusk, it's still the garden overlook, Princess Changping has selected more than 20 graceful beauties and prepared delicious food, and she has been waiting for a long time.

At this time, the monkey was on the ground, slowly approaching the viewing platform, and the elegance of the uncle was undoubtedly displayed. After moving for a long time, the monkey walked up to the viewing platform, made a low-key posture, and asked, "Qin Kite, why did you make such a big show today?" ”

If it weren't for her sisters, Princess Changping would have been unable to resist her anger, but for the sake of her sisters, she still suppressed the impulse in her heart, got up and saluted with a smile, and said, "Uncle Shi, please take a seat." ”

This time, the monkey felt inexplicable, but he was not polite, so he took his seat lightly and said, "Hehehe, what's wrong today? ”

"Oh, uncle, look at what you said, see a lot. Princess Changping is also good at acting, and while leaning over to personally serve wine to her uncle, she added: "Isn't Qin Kite asking for uncle." ”

Hearing this, the monkey put his mind at ease, no wonder this "bastard" will be attentive for nothing, and understood the reason, the monkey said generously: "If Qin Kite has anything to say, as an uncle, I will definitely help." ”

Princess Changping has already shown her sword in her heart, this stinky monkey is really enough, there is also an uncle on the left, and an uncle on the right, it really makes people can't help but want to give him a sword.

But Princess Changping still held back, after all, her sister and this stinky monkey already have the name of husband and wife, and it is not good to regret it, besides, her sister loves this stinky monkey, for the happiness of her sisters, she still has to do her best.

"Come on, uncle, I will give you a drink. Princess Changping took her seat and did not ask questions immediately, but first showed her "sincere" attitude.

"Okay, come on, come on..."The monkey was stunned by this sudden change, and after taking a drink, he regained some consciousness and asked ill-intentionedly, "Qin Kite, is there anything serious that you need my help with?"

As soon as she heard this, Princess Changping became angry, which was clearly saying that she was not doing the right thing. However, she suppressed her emotions again, continued to serve wine to Uncle Shi, and said, "Uncle Shi, which of these sisters do you think is better?"

After the words were finished, and the wine was full, the princess made a look, and more than 20 beauties lined up in a row, standing in front of the monkey and waiting for the monkey's judgment.

These are all beauties carefully selected by the princess, all of them are beautiful and moving, and each has its own merits, of course, the monkey can't resist the temptation, and has already begun to look at it, intoxicated by it, and forget to answer for a while.

After half a sound, Princess Changping continued to ask: "Uncle Shi, which of these sisters is better?"

Only then did the monkey notice that he had lost his temper, and quickly coughed twice before he took his eyes off the beauty, and in order to prevent accidents, he took a sip of fine wine and asked, "Is this ......?"

I knew that the stinky monkey would have this trick, Princess Changping had already thought of a countermeasure, and when the monkey asked, she explained with a smile: "Hehe, General Huang at the border has been guarding for more than two hundred years, and has never had a partner, and my father asked me to choose an outstanding beauty to send to General Huang." ”

"Then what does this have to do with your uncle and me?" the monkey made another move, just in case.

"Oh, Uncle Shi~ You're not a big man, that's why Qin Yuan wants Uncle Shi to help. ”

The unruly princess has never been so well-behaved, and the monkey can't get used to it at all, but the words "big man" made him feel extremely comfortable, and his guard was lowered a lot. However, the monkey became anxious again, frowned and asked, "Isn't this forcing them?"

"Oh, uncle, don't worry, just send them over and let them cultivate their feelings on their own, where is it forced. Seeing that the monkey was wary, Princess Changping flickered even harder.

"Oh, that's right. ”

"What's the matter, which sister does Uncle Shi think is more suitable?"

The princess asked urgently, and did not show any flaws, but the monkey did not play according to the routine at all, only to see him continue to look at the beauty in front of him, and then his eyes fell on Princess Changping.

He smiled evilly: "From my point of view, Uncle Shi, you are very suitable." Tut-tut, look at this peerless face, this exquisite figure, this dusty temperament, if you have a better temper, you should be the best candidate. ”

While talking, the monkey did not forget to gesture, the monkey paw pointed out the country in front of Princess Changping, and the princess's noble body was pointed by the monkey through the air from head to toe.

At this time, the princess was like a perfect work of art meeting a connoisseur, and she was greatly appreciated. It's just that the princess was a little trembling with anger.

"Stinky monkey!"

"Boom-"

Princess Changping finally couldn't help but make a move, the wine glass smashed on the monkey's head, and fell to the ground, making a "boom" melody, fortunately, the quality of the wine glass is good, otherwise I am afraid that it will be "shattered" again...

"No serious stinky monkey!

It was not easy to find a rational excuse to do it, and Princess Changping left angrily, leaving the stinky monkey covered in wine to laugh evilly in the seat.

However, when she was angry, Princess Changping also had a hint of shyness and happiness. She's grown so big, no one has ever complimented her like this, and, although there is some ridicule, it sounds so pleasant...

But none of this matters, the point is that the answer has been taken out of the mouth of the stinky monkey.