Xiao Ming fell from the sky with a thud, and a flat sand goose butt smashed directly into Qiangliang's rice bowl backwards. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Edi God, what are you doing, how can you make me such a ...... Such a ......"

The strong god who is more than eight meters tall is crying like a doll in the month, that miserable, you see, even the harazi has flowed out.

Of course, the strong god will not admit that he is because Xiao Ming smashed his wall, so he saw the gluttonous wife next door taking a bath and drooling.

Xiao Ming staggered to his feet, looked left, looked right, well, not much, his body was still complete, look up and down, well, this gluttonous wife's waist is too thick.

"Ahh

The gluttonous wife covered the thirty-six ABCDs with both hands, screaming and crying ghosts and gods.

For a while, the big brothers and little brothers in Shili and Eight Villages all came out to see it, and they expressed their hatred for this evil force on the spot...... Well, what, can we not look at those two steamed buns? Are you hungry?

At this moment, it was too late, it was too fast, Xiao Ming turned around, pointed his finger, and shouted angrily, "Well, you are strong, how can you do such a shameless thing?"

Everyone's "swoop" gaze glared, kill you, kill you, kill you!

The strong god suddenly stammered, and it was hard to speak, you said you didn't see this, look, you said that you were a pervert, let's not.

"Hmph, if I hadn't found out in time and broken the hole in this wall, you traitor, say, how long have you been peeping?"

Xiao Ming added fuel to the fire, indicating that you are scum, you are scum, you are big scum.

Well, from now on, since the Ju Dao people Zhun Ti, Hong Huang suddenly once again has an extra master of obscene flow - Qiang Liang!

It's not over yet, as the saying goes, where there's something, there's the puppies.

I saw that Ergoudan dragged a big stick and ran overworked, and went to Qiang Liang, and asked, "Mr. Qiang Liang, may I ask how good is his wife's figure?"

This problem is too damaging, reflexive, Qiang Liang looked at his gluttonous wife.

"Qiangliang God, may I ask you to look at the glutton's wife's naked body so blatantly, how do you plan to explain to the glutton?"

As soon as these words came out, the red light when he hit the little monster to Ultraman turned on, and sure enough, the big move came.

The gluttony of his fingertips fell directly from the sky, and went up to Qiangliang, and a big mouth directly bit half of his body, and as soon as he turned around while biting****************** Ergoudan turned around, he directly began to explain, "What Mr. gluttony means is that you are a dead ghost, it is not enough to have me, you actually provoke my wife, I will kill you, you dead ghost." ”

Well, this time, it's not Zhoushan's stall, it's a big deal.

It is foreseeable that it will not be long before the news of perverted voyeurism and disgusting gay men will spread all over the north and south of the river, on both sides of the Yellow River.

Besides, Xiao Ming, he ran away the moment he saw the dog hair of the second dog, this bastard's nose is smarter than a dog, if you see him, the visual inspection will change the title party in seconds: The little white face got rid of the goddess of the phoenix dance, and he was infatuated with the young wife of the good family.

Just this title, don't talk about the content, according to Feng Jiaojiao's character, if you don't cook him, Xiao Ming, I have the author's surname.

What's my surname? My name is Xu Xiaoming, of course my surname is Xu.

What? What is the author's surname? I am his son, what do you say his surname!

Xiao Ming is chattering here, and there's a big stick over there...... Well, Nuwa's big tail was pumped over, snapped, and directly pulled back to Xiao Ming.

Before Xiao Ming could react, he saw Nuwa looking at him kindly, and couldn't help but tremble, "That, mother, I have an urgent need to urinate." ”

Nuwa was very kind and waved her hand, "Go ahead." ”

Xiao Ming was terrified on the spot, my good girl, Nuwa is a woman, what the hell is a woman who is easy to talk? The end of the world? Aliens have invaded the earth? Sailor Moon has gone out again? Professor Yang is still alive?

This time, he was immediately stunned, stood up obediently, and said nothing.

"What, not going?"

Nuwa's face is kind,

Xiao Ming fell directly to the ground, "Mother, you hit me, I don't dare anymore." ”

"Oh, don't you dare, peeping into someone's bath?"

Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, confused, or to say that women are all scourges, just this look, it is not at the scene, this is at the scene, then I can't even see what I am.

"I said you, the big beauties at home don't look at it, what kind of gluttony do you go to see, I don't know how ugly people are famous?"

This Xiao Ming is embarrassed, you said that your mother said bad things about people behind her back, you don't care?

Nuwa hated that iron could not become steel, "Also, why didn't you let the East Queen Mother get pregnant?"

Xiao Ming was excited as soon as these words came out, "She's not pregnant?"

Nuwa was angry on the spot, and her big mouth twitched hard, "I'll let you scream, let you scream, let you, go back to the old lady, you won't be allowed to come out if you don't get pregnant." ”

"Huh?"

Xiao Ming refused, joking, this East Queen Mother is pregnant, and his brother Dong Gong must not kill himself.

"Why?

As soon as Nuwa's words came out, Xiao Ming twitched his sleeves twice, "Chirp!"

Well, yes, Nuwa was very satisfied, waved her hand, dragged Xiao Ming like a cave and flew away, as soon as she arrived at the entrance of the cave, she pulled the Queen Mother of the East, and the two of them went directly to the cave mansion, "This, if I can't see my grandson, don't come out." ”

After speaking, he turned around and drove back to the palace.

In the cave, Xiao Ming looked at the East Queen Mother, and the East Queen Mother looked at Xiao Ming, both of them were stunned on the spot, this is my child's father (mother)?

Outside the cave, Feng Jiaojiao hated her teeth itching, why, why, why do you want a husband and a baby, my big house hasn't been broken yet...... (Well, I can't describe it anymore, and if I write it again, it should be sealed.) ）

"Houtu girl, why is my life so bitter?"

Feng Jiaojiao's pear blossoms brought rain, that expression, that voice, and I almost believed it when I saw it.

However, this scene still has to be enough, how can we also have acting skills, "Sister, who made us women, women's lives, hey......"

Before he could finish speaking, the sky suddenly changed color, and a terrifying coercion descended.

"Now I Hongjun Taoist has attained the Tao, established the Taoist Xuanmen, is the authentic sect of heaven and earth, and wants to preach for 129,200 days, which is the number of one yuan, and you can come to the Tianzixiao Palace outside the sky to listen to the sermon. ”

Above the desolation, all the living beings with spirits were stunned, and they reflexively knelt on the ground, bowing down to the existence in the chaos.

Only Xiao Ming, stunned on the spot, muttered: "Ah, the dead otaku has become holy!"