It turns out that you can't be messed with, old man!

Don't mention the who, who, who, and who, let's just say that the old man slapped you, do you dare to fight back? Do you dare to fight back for medical expenses and pension expenses? Do you dare to fight back against morality and values? Do you dare to fight back against this grandson and that son?

Kunpeng said he didn't dare. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Since the opening of Dapangu, we have studied carefully, worked hard, followed the 13th Five-Year Plan, and strived to be higher, stronger and better, directly from a small bird, to a giant giant giant bird that goes to the sky in minutes.

I'm not blowing it to you, it's just this desolation, you pick one out at random, and you say who else?

Hongjun sent a congratulatory telegram saying that there was still me.

Okay, if you want to talk like this, we won't talk.

Kunpeng stood up like a primary school student and took a break, looking like I was a good student, and I finished my homework.

Hongjun was very satisfied, and glanced at Xiao Ming with contempt, look, look, the majesty of our old man is also leveraged.

"Xiao Kun, are you stupid?"

Kunpeng said no, and Hongjun said he didn't see it.

"In broad daylight, I'm looking for a mermaid, why did you drag me down?"

Mermaid? Kunpeng was stunned, what is that? Shen Qing? The legend of the blue sea? I'm sorry, teacher, what about the Han Restriction Order, the pond owner is crying, I don't know.

Hongjun said that he hated iron and steel, he was an otaku, and he didn't even have a girlfriend, if it weren't for the fact that I heard that there was a two-dimensional little beauty waiting for me Av, I wouldn't have come out of the chaos even if I died, that's it, you still tell me you don't know, are you itching in the ass?

At this time, Xiao Kunpeng spoke, sweetly, "Grandpa, I know where there is a little mermaid." ”

Hongjun was immediately happy, "Come, take grandpa to have a look." ”

"Good. ”

Xiao Kunpeng obediently took Hongjun and Xiao Ming to find a mermaid, leaving Kunpeng alone and confused, why didn't I know there was a mermaid?

The so-called mermaid, that is called dugong, dugong also has a name, called manatee.

So this ...... It's embarrassing.

Hongjun looked at the ugly monster in front of him with a confused face, and pinched his teeth, "This ...... It's a mermaid?"

"Yes, Grandpa. ”

"Are you sure?" Hongjun's eyes widened.

"That's right, grandpa!" Xiao Kunpeng is really polite, and his well-behaved appearance makes even dugongs believe that he is a beauty...... Fish too.

Then Hongjun didn't know how to be polite, turned around, didn't say a word, and went up directly with a slap to Xiao Ming's face, fortunately Xiao Ming was prepared, and ran away with a swish.

"Yaya, you dare to lie to me that I have a cute girl, Lao Tzu will kill you!" Hongjun was furious, rushed up, and chased after the slippers.

The two men chased one after the other and fled, and went towards Chaos.

Kunpeng looked at it with tears in his eyes, alas, oh my god, this is too ...... Well, it's finally gone, the old man is finally gone, and the old bird is scared to death.

Let's talk about Hongjun and Xiao Ming, if you call one of them to chase me, the speed can catch up with the Long March 10,000 to the sky.

In just a moment, the two of them killed the chaos, one pinched the trick with one hand, and countless spells poured out, what Taiyi Ding Immortal Thunder, the Five Elements Heavenly Array, the Trapping Spirit Array, and the Nine Turns of the Yellow River......

Xiao Ming is not to be outdone, I jump ~ I jump ~ I split the fork ~ Oops, do it again!

Good guy, this time it has caused chaos to shatter, the earth, water, fire and wind are chaotic, and the yin and yang of time and space are rotating, and all of a sudden the mounts waiting in place are confused.

It is said that these two people did not leave the chaos for long, and they didn't even have time to take a nap on the mount, and as soon as they fell asleep here, the two of them killed them over there, and they crackled and beat each other, making the whole chaos shake, and the mount got up directly and got out of bed.

"Hey, I said, what are you two doing? Do you have a sense of public morality? Do you have morality? I don't know that disturbing people's sleep is the first thing that heaven and earth can't allow!"

Hongjun and Xiao Ming suddenly paused, blinded for a moment, and Xiao Ming reflexively asked, "What is the second big thing?"

The mount was stunned on the spot: "I@#¥%......\&*()"

The mount over there didn't answer, and Hongjun continued to explode here, and a big palm slapped over, which immediately stunned Xiao Ming, and strode over, pressing Xiao Ming and starting to spray.

"What about the beauty? What about the two-dimensional beauty? Okay? You liar, big liar, I'm going to destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

As soon as he said this, the momentum of the quasi-saint peak soared directly, the chaos was trembling, and a chaotic storm suddenly roared, and the head and face were smashed towards Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming's face turned pale instantly, the power of the quasi-saint was tantamount to a tsunami to him, and the sense of death made him tremble.

"Hey~"

Just when the tsunami was about to hit Xiao Ming, a sigh appeared from the depths of the chaos, and the entire chaos was suddenly frozen, except for Hongjun, everyone's thoughts were still at this moment, motionless.

"Who?" Hongjun waved his hand, and several innate treasures appeared, surrounding the left and right, and the quasi-saint cultivation erupted, sweeping around.

"Fellow Daoist, I haven't seen you for many years, are you okay?" Dadao walked out of the chaos in a Dao robe, and as he spoke, a spiritual light lit out and flew towards Hongjun.

Hongjun was just about to stop it, but the aura had already disappeared into his mind, he suddenly froze, his eyes quickly regained his clarity, he sighed complicatedly, and made a mockery to the avenue.

"Thank you. ”

Dadao laughed, "Since that's the case, then there is Lao Daoyou." ”

After speaking, he turned around and walked towards the chaos step by step, and a ballad followed.

Lying high on the nine clouds, the futon is true.

Outside the heaven and earth, I should be in charge of the sect.

Pangu gives birth to Tai Chi, two instruments and four elephants.

One is passed on to three friends, and the two teachings are divided into two teachings.

The Xuanmen is all leading the show, and it is a gas.

Hongjun took a deep breath, glanced at Xiao Ming complicatedly, the breath on his body was vain, ethereal, waved his hand, and said, "Where do you come from, where do you go." ”

Xiao Ming's whole person swooped out of the chaos and fell directly to Buzhou Mountain.

Then, Hongjun pointed to the sky with one hand and the ground with the other, and raised his voice in vain: "Today, I Hongjun Taoist has attained the Tao, established the Taoist Xuanmen, and is the authentic sect of heaven and earth, and wants to preach for 129,200 days, which is the number of one yuan, and you can come to the Tianzixiao Palace outside the sky to listen to the sermon." ”

As soon as the words fell, a lotus flower bloomed at his feet, swelled instantly, and turned into a palace and appeared in the chaos, Hongjun sighed, waved his hand, and flashed into the palace.