Chapter Seventy-Seven: Send an Old Man Wet to Zhu Bajie
"Fight, fight, who's afraid of whom!" Sun Wukong suddenly picked up the golden hoop stick and beckoned to Erlang God, and the two quickly got entangled together. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Li Jing watched coldly, Liu Xunhuan looked at his expression, and understood what he was looking at, this monkey more than 500 years ago, making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, very majestic.
But over the years, he has been pressed by Wuzhi Mountain for more than 500 years, and his cultivation has not grown, and he has accompanied Tang Seng as a mortal for more than ten years over the years, and he has been a bodyguard everywhere to ask for food, not to mention cultivation, Li Jing wants to see how much is left of Sun Monkey's Taoism now!
He watched the two fight together, and he originally watched it with relish, but after watching it for a long time, he found that it was actually just like that, and it didn't mean anything.
Seeing Nezha in a red gown, he suddenly smiled and said: "Third prince, I want you to make a big fuss in the East China Sea back then, how majestic you are, when you have time, also take me to see the underwater Dragon Palace, I heard about the Dragon Palace's dragon girl...... Uh, no, it's a beautiful dragon world!"
Nezha also looked at Liu Xunhuan for a long time, although he didn't see anything special about this person except for the short hair, but just now he saw that he didn't seem to deal with Erlang God, so he also became close to him.
This Nezha, but he doesn't have a good impression of Erlang God.
He smiled and said, "Okay, I'll come to you another day, let's go to the Dragon Palace for a day trip!"
"Then let's talk about it, it's a deal!" After Liu Xunhuan finished speaking, he said to Zhu Bajie: "It's the most boring to see your senior brother fighting, playing around, just a few tricks, otherwise, you still give me the Tang Palace, right?"
"This can't be done, my old pig has to wait for my senior brother!" Zhu Bajie smiled: "Otherwise, the master will definitely blame my old pig for not talking about unity!"
Liu Xunhuan was helpless, but suddenly said mysteriously: "Hey, I'll take you to the Tang Dynasty harem to pick up the sister, will you go?"
"Really?" Zhu Bajie suddenly came to his senses, he drooled, and said softly: "This, you can have it!"
"Then let's go?" Liu Xunhuan saw that Zhu Bajie seemed to be hesitating, and said with a smile: "We have to go first, while your senior brother is fighting, do these things, otherwise as soon as that monkey comes back, he will definitely not let us do anything to mess with flowers and grass!"
"Think about it, when you were learning the scriptures, every time your lust just started, was you dragged back by the senior brother's ears?"
Zhu Bajie nodded the pig's head hard, and said: "Ouch, you really know me and Senior Brother, that's okay, let's go quickly!"
He turned his head to Sha Wujing next to him and said, "Senior Brother Sha, you are responsible for staying and watching Senior Brother, I will accompany Brother Xiaoliu to do something important first!"
Sha Wujing nodded, but he didn't forget to whisper in Zhu Bajie's ear: "When the time comes, behave well, let's watch the live broadcast here!"
Liu Xunhuan said goodbye to Li Jing and Nezha, and then got on the cloud summoned by Zhu Bajie and left first.
Liu Xunhuan lay on the clouds, sighed, and felt extremely aggrieved in his heart, just now instigating Erlang God's anger to fight with Sun Wukong is also a kind of venting.
What he wants to do most at the moment is to quickly find a gentle township and vent well.
Zhu Bajie looked at Liu Xunhuan with a sad face, and grinned: "I said Brother Xiaoliu, what are you sighing about?"
"Hey, these days, you've also seen it, I originally wanted to go to the underworld to modify the life and death book, but there were so many things in the middle!"
Liu Xunhuan said softly: "I have suffered so much, I feel like I have been used like a stupid fork, but I have not gained anything!"
"The most important thing is that I was scolded in the comment area for this, and I actually gave a reward, and I lost more than one million fans......"
Zhu Bajie smiled: "Brother Xiaoliu, it's not easy for you to want fans, as long as your live broadcast plot is a little more popular, why do you have fans?"
"What do you mean by being a little more popular, is that a god horse?" Liu Xunhuan looked at Zhu Bajie, and said in his heart, this Zhu Bajie, still understands the live broadcast routine?
Zhu Bajie grinned and said: "It's not simple, as long as you don't cover the quilt when you did the last thing with Mei Niang!"
"Hey, hey, hey......" Liu Xun laughed happily with Zhu Bajie.
"It's beautiful to think about!" Liu Xun suddenly stopped laughing and said coldly: "If you do that with a woman, are you willing to lift the quilt and expose everything to the public?"
"If it's other women, you can still think about it, but for the woman you like, that's absolutely not good!"
Zhu Bajie scratched his head, and suddenly smiled shamelessly: "As long as the woman is willing to do that and that with me, my old pig can carry out a live broadcast without a quilt......"
"However, Mu You's beauty can look up to my old pig, and my old pig can't be strong, let alone change into a girl to deceive girls, so that the Buddha realm and the heavenly court will see it, won't it affect my old pig's cultivation to achieve positive results?"
"Grass, obviously a pig, want a beauty and want to be a fairy, you are a typical **** and want to set up a memorial arch, forget it, you still watch labor and management do that!"
"Whew......" Zhu Bajie shouted, and said with an aggrieved expression: "I treat you as a little brother, and you can't treat us badly, right?"
Liu Xunhuan thought about it, suddenly remembered something, and frowned.
He looked at Zhu Bajie and said seriously: "You are still being told that I really have something to give you!
"What is it?" Zhu Bajie's pig eyes lit up, looking at Liu Xunhuan, and asked expectantly.
"Hehe, a woman, a woman who can be at your mercy......" Liu Xun smiled happily: "However, this is a good thing, you have to exchange things with me!"
Zhu Bajie said: "Then you have to show me first, so I can decide what to exchange with you!"
Liu Xunhuan said that this pig is actually not stupid, and he doesn't scatter eagles when he doesn't see rabbits, he suddenly flashed his mind and said: "System MM, quickly take out the inflatable doll of labor and management!"
The voice of the system MM sounded coquettishly: "Host, through searching, there is an inflatable doll in your storage fairy sac!"
It's been a day, and the voice is still loud and good, but the IQ is still negative!
"I'm talking about the Dongdong called ******, right?" Liu Xunhuan had to explain.
System MM said helplessly: "It turns out that this is it! Why is it called an inflatable doll?"
Soon, a box with advanced simulated biological products written on it appeared in front of Liu Xunhuan.
"Old pig, turn your back and watch labor and management make you a living person!" Liu Xunhuan said to Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie turned around, but he was muttering in his heart, what kind of living person will he conjure?
Liu Xunhuan quickly took the ****** out of the box, and then quickly inflated it with the true yuan qi on his body, and soon, a woman who was ******** and looked extremely energetic appeared in front of him.
Soon, Liu Xunhuan dressed her.
This is undoubtedly a high-end version, Liu Xunhuan's hand touched the two bulges, and found that it was extremely delicate and soft, and the difference between it and real human skin was very small, and the best thing was that there was still temperature.