Chapter Seventy-Eight: Parking to "Sit and Love" Maple Forest Night?
What amazed Liu Xunhuan even more was that this woman's face and eyes looked extremely realistic, and if you didn't look closely, you really couldn't tell that this was just an inflatable doll. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Liu Xunhuan said: My grass, it's really an otaku artifact, if the labor-management wood comes here, in the past, who sent the labor-management such a thing, the labor-management must be very happy!
"Okay, Mu You, Brother Xiaoliu!"
Zhu Bajie was a little anxious and asked.
Liu Xun smiled and said, "Turn around!"
Zhu Bajie turned around quickly, and then his eyes were shining with wolf light, and he looked straight.
But seeing Zhu Bajie drooling, he bent down and saluted, and said: "My sister was born so beautiful, I don't know where it came from?"
Seeing that the woman didn't speak, Zhu Bajie asked, "This woman, shouldn't she be a dumb person?"
Liu Xunhuan couldn't hold back a laugh and said softly: "That's right, she's a mute, and as long as you want, you can be at your mercy!"
"At my mercy?" Zhu Bajie's eyes widened and he grinned: "Then you want that, is it okay?"
"It's a must!" Liu Xunhuan said: "As long as you want, above and below, front and back, all kinds of postures, all kinds of ...... Whatever you want!"
Seeing that Zhu Bajie didn't believe it, Liu Xun smiled and said: "If you don't believe it, you can touch her, anywhere!"
Zhu Bajie stretched out his fat pig hand suspiciously, and slowly touched the old wet arm, and saw that she really didn't scream or resist, so he was bold and touched the old wet chest.
"Woo woo......" touched it twice, and Zhu Bajie found that what Liu Xunhuan said seemed to be true, and immediately smiled with joy.
This woman is too bechieving, childish ****, the key is that her buttocks are still tall...... It fully meets the aesthetic standards of old pigs.
He drooled and asked, "Brother Xiaoliu, what exchange do you need, just say, as long as I have it, I will give it!"
Liu Xunhuan saw that the effect had been achieved, and his heart suddenly felt refreshed, and he asked, "Can you teach me the thirty-six changes you learned?"
He stared at Zhu Bajie, for fear that he, like Sun Wukong, would say something that the master would not let him teach.
Fortunately, Zhu Bajie said very happily: "There is something wrong with this wood!"
"Great!" Liu Xunhuan clapped his hands, his heart was secretly refreshed, and he said in his heart that if he learned thirty-six changes, he would not be bullied casually in the future.
Zhu Bajie quickly passed the mantra to Liu Xunhuan, but what made Liu Xunhuan depressed was that he found that even if he knew the mantra and method, he couldn't learn it at once!
Because to learn these spells, you need immortal roots and aura, and these two things are not something that ordinary people can have.
This is also the reason why it is difficult to become an immortal in the human world, because in addition to seeing how many good things you have done in your life, you also have to see whether your immortal roots are strong, otherwise you will not be able to become an immortal, at most you will become a ghost immortal.
From ancient times to the present, although there are many people who have made great contributions to those who do good deeds, there are not too many people who can really become gods and immortals.
Seeing Liu Xunhuan's bitter face, Zhu Bajie smiled and said: "Brother Xiaoliu, catch up with Ming'er, my old pig will take you to heaven, where the aura is the most majestic, you stay there for ten days and half a month, and your aura will be sufficient!"
"Okay! enough buddy!" Liu Xunhuan's brows relaxed, he pointed at the old man, and said with a smile: "This is yours, you put her in the fairy bag, enjoy it tonight!"
Zhu Bajie nodded desperately, and soon put the old wet into the fairy bag, but his heart was extremely excited.
According to the manual, Liu Xunhuan taught Zhu Bajie how to use it, how to adjust the voice and other matters, so that Zhu Bajie felt that he had found a super baby!
Soon, Tang Chang'an had already appeared at his feet, Liu Xunhuan pointed to a palace, and said softly: "Let's go to the Yeting Palace!"
"That, Brother Xiaoliu, or you go by yourself, I'm going back to do something important!"
Zhu Bajie said a little secretively.
Liu Xunhuan was stunned for a moment, and then understood, and said in his heart that this old pig was too anxious, so he couldn't wait to experience it when he got the old wet.
He smiled and said, "Cheng, you put me at the gate of the Yeting Palace, and then you can go with your business!"
Zhu Bajie was overjoyed, and in front of the gate of Yeting Palace, he threw a "you know" look at Liu Xunhuan, and then ran away by himself in the clouds.
In front of the Yeting Palace, a fair-skinned and bright woman saw Liu Xunhuan, and suddenly greeted her and said, "Talented people with bright eyes, meet the prince and young master!"
Liu Xunhuan saw it, and was stunned in his heart, isn't this the talented person he saw when he hid under Mei Niang's bed that day, his original name was Mingyan!
Sure enough, she is as good as her name, her face may not be as good-looking as Mei Niang, but she also looks very soft and comfortable.
The most important thing is that those eyes are very bright and expressive, as if there are many fireworks and peach willows hidden in them, and they are indescribably comfortable to look at.
Liu Xunhuan smiled and said, "Don't be polite, I'm passing by here, just take a look!"
"I don't know where Young Master Liu wants to go, the little woman can lead the way for the adults! As long as it's not a talented person's bedroom, this Yeting Palace, wherever the adults want to go, I can take you there!"
Mingyan said this, and he didn't feel awkward at all, this Tang Dynasty, who doesn't know, this Young Master Liu can conjure up a big bird at any time, and he never takes a sedan chair when he travels, but sits on a strange-looking Dongdong, majestic everywhere.
It can be said that even if Liu Xunhuan suddenly appeared in His Majesty King Tang's imperial study, no one would be too surprised, because they were used to the fact that the youngest prince and young master was out of nowhere.
Liu Xunhuan was muttering in his heart: grass, what Lao Tzu wants to go to the most is the bedroom!
But he didn't want to be too obscene in front of the beauties, so he pretended to be serious and smiled: "Why don't you take me to the back garden of the Yeting Palace!"
Along the way, Mingyan introduced many things about the harem to Liu Xunhuan, and Liu Xunhuan also told Mingyan a lot about the secret history of the Tang Dynasty and some interesting things in the 21st century.
These undoubtedly made Mingyan, a woman who often stays in the deep palace, feel very fresh and interesting, and Liu Xunhuan was already handsome, which made Mingyan's heart ripple.
The garden of the Pavilion Palace was very large and deep, and before they knew it, they had come to an incomparably elegant pavilion called the Lanshuang Pavilion.
The best thing is that there are still some red maple leaves around this pavilion.
And this way, the more sparsely populated the back, basically no one has been seen, and even a rabbit is wooden.
Liu Xunhuan looked at the beautiful woman in front of him with bright eyes and kind eyes, but his heart was a little agitated.
Woo, what would it look like if this beauty was swollen?
It's just that you don't need to ask Mei Niang, Liu Xunhuan's crotch, a towering tent, has already helped him vote in favor!
Mingyan was originally talking about the origin of this Lanyan Pavilion, but he suddenly found Liu Xunhuan's tent, and he was suddenly shocked, and then turned his face away.
Her face quickly turned red, from her forehead to her neck.
Liu Xunhuan also felt embarrassed, but he was helpless, in the face of such a beauty, the tent couldn't go down at all!
Suddenly, he remembered two famous lines of the poem and began to recite them.
"Parking sits in love with the maple forest at night, and the frost leaves are red in February and the flowers ......"
(Thanks to the book friend [Emperor Yi] for the tip!)