It's a pity (still three thousand)
Looking at the bed tent with blank eyes, Leng Yanqiu felt a little depressed.
He's been pushed backwards?!!!
His first time was gone?!!!
When he hadn't crossed yet, he was a soldier who defended his home and country, always calming down the turbulent turmoil.
I don't have that time to fall in love.
After the crossing, he didn't have that kind of responsibility, but he was followed by a drag oil bottle, and a large number of "followers" followed his pace, so he didn't have a chance at all.
In the second world, he didn't know if he could go back after leaving, he deliberately suppressed his feelings, let down several good girls, and wanted to relax and relax, the country cracked down strictly, and his identity in that world was the enforcer of the law, how could he know the law and break the law...
The third world, before you have time to go, is gone......
Fourth World ...... If your body is not strong, you can't go if you want to......
When he came to this world, he has been working hard to get back to his roots, and just three months ago, someone begged him to do something and ask him to experience the exotic customs.
He didn't even start! He was smashed, and he used a turtle!
He tried to reason with the man, but he was smashed again, leaving him with a panda eye for several days, and then he arrested the man and asked her to compensate him for his medical expenses.
As a result, this person was also an unsophisticated person, and in the middle of the night, he stunned everyone with drugs, and drew a king bastard on his face, and then ran away......
Where does that make his face go?
But this also reminded him that the lion is still fighting the rabbit with all his strength, and he has not yet become an immortal!
He has been tempered by walking on the edge of life and death all these years, and has he been cautious, and has disappeared because of the smooth wind and water after crossing?
You must know that the Seven Fairies were able to steal their clothes by a herd of cows!
Why is he a mortal scum floating like this?
Straight to the point
successfully broke the child's skills that had been practiced hard for three lifetimes, Leng Yanqiu's heart was excited, don't want it.
On an official road, a white-haired young man was walking alone with a girl in pink on his back, and a squirrel was lying on his shoulder......
"Lord Sky, you're too heavy, why don't you hurry down and relieve the pressure on your husband!"
Gently wiping the sweat from Leng Yanqiu's forehead, Xue Tilan ordered the squirrel lying on Leng Yanqiu's shoulder.
"Why don't you go down if you're heavier than me?"
The squirrel yelled at Shetilan and jumped down, knowing that since Shetilan had spoken, it was proof that it was not far from being thrown down.
Rather than let Schellean do it, it would have gone down on its own, so that it could get by on its face, but it still had to ask, so that its owner could remember the time before and be kind to it, but it was destined to be disappointed.
"Husband's back to me is romantic, what is it to carry you? Husband, you still let ......"
"You are delicate and soft, I am reluctant to let you suffer this. ”
Leng Yanqiu said this on his lips, but in his heart he shouted wildly: Bandits and robbers, ringing horses, come quickly! I didn't see us dressed so well, we are definitely a fat sheep! Come and rob!
You used to be sick with him, didn't you?
What person in his right mind would want someone to rob him?
But—
"Husband, let's return this ill-gotten gain!"
"It's not ......"
"Husband, you have this body of martial arts, in these seven continents and ten countries, any country can pick up a general, why do you have to steal chickens and dogs?"
This happened three days ago.
Because of his daughter-in-law's discipline, Leng Yanqiu not only did not rob the rich and help the poor in the past three days, but also returned the money he had obtained by robbing the rich and helping the poor, causing him to hurry with both feet again, and also carried Xue Tilan on his back for a day's journey.
It's already very close to the border of Canglan Country, but I haven't encountered any cut paths along the way.
This makes him very sad, there is no bad guy who has gone astray, how can he lead people to goodness? How can he make people turn back? How can he be worthy of the title of life coach? How can he collect education fees?
By eating soft rice?
Come on! He's got nothing wrong with his stomach!
Even if he eats soft rice, he can eat for a few days with a few copper coins from Xue Tilan, plus the money for staying in the hotel, it is estimated that it will only take a few days to eat, and it will be gone.
The most important thing is that he doesn't want to carry her on his back like this, and a donkey cart costs three taels of silver!
Could it be that he, a first-class master, an immortal on the rivers and lakes, is going to be reduced to performing arts?
He won't be able to break a boulder on his chest! Somersaults, playing with spears, and dancing swords...... He learned killing skills, not showmanship, and it is estimated that if he dares to play, he will be sent to prison.
"Girl, I look at your palmistry, and I find that you are an extraordinary girl, you must be the best in the world......!
In a small city, Leng Yanqiu pulled a little lady's slender jade hand with a decent appearance, talking serious nonsense.
After a while, the little lady left with a crimson face, and Leng Yanqiu had three taels of broken silver in her hand.
He really didn't go to the street to perform, he went directly to the pit to be abducted and deceived, and took advantage of it by the way......
Just lied to ...... enlightened a little lady who drilled the tip of the horns, and Leng Yanqiu continued to patrol the prey on the street.
He didn't set up a small stall like other fortune tellers, or erected a long banner, shouting all over the street, but just pasted a yin and yang diagram on his back, took a whisk in his hand, stained with white long eyebrows, with this frost, and the face of a young man, but there is a kind of rejuvenation and childlike appearance of the fairy wind and bones, which is quite bluffing......
At this time, a woman with a frown on her frowns passed by absentmindedly, Leng Yanqiu's eyes lit up, and she stretched out her hand to stop the dust in front of the woman.
"This lady, please stay!"
The woman was startled, and saw that she was stopped by a white-clothed Taoist with a childish face and crane hair, and she originally thought that she had met some kind of gentleman, so she put down her hanging heart and asked, "Why did the Taoist stop me?"
Leng Yanqiu put the dust on his hand, pinched the Taoist trick and said: "Poor Dao has a fate with the donor, so I have been waiting here for a long time......"
"Don't believe him! This old Taoist priest has been wandering around here all morning! The one who just did something to the little lady of the Liu family is a liar at all!"
A butcher who bought beef next to him spoke, causing the surrounding pedestrians to point at Leng Yanqiu.
Squinted at the butcher, and said coldly: "You are a pork buyer, why do you have the face to frame the old man?"
"Ah, didn't he buy beef?" exclaimed the woman.
Pedestrians looked at the beef hanging from the butcher's stall and opened their mouths to accuse.
"You old way, are you old and dizzy? This is clearly beef!"
"That's it, you've never seen beef before!"
......
Looking at Leng Yanqiu, who had been pointed out by Qianfu, the butcher swallowed back the words that he wanted to scold angrily, and watched the play gloatingly.
Leng Yanqiu was even more disdainful of this, and actually didn't take the opportunity to fall into the well and completely knock him into the dust, this person is definitely a fool.
"In broad daylight, there are still people who openly slander others, don't they take the laws of my Canglan Kingdom in their eyes?
"That's right!
"Let's go!"
Seeing that Leng Yanqiu calmly ignored their accusations, the onlookers were furious.
If, under our accusations, you know that you are wrong, we will let this be the end of the matter.
But you look like I'm not wrong, even if you don't look like I'm wrong, you still don't leak a look of disdain, and I don't look down on myself if I don't pull you to see the official!
"It is illegal to slaughter a ploughing ox, don't you know?"
Leng Yanqiu's questioning made the few people who were about to pull him stop their movements and looked at the butcher one after another.
The butcher shouted in a panic: "My cow died in childbirth yesterday, so I took it out and bought it, and I reported it to the government!"
"Then you have been buying this beef for a few years? Many people have often publicized it to you, and your reputation among the neighbors is so good?
"Hey, I've been buying beef here for three years, not only is it cheap, but I also give a little more to my acquaintances from time to time, and of course the reputation is good!" said the butcher with a smug smile.
"Oh! you've been buying it for three years...... Hiss~" said not lightly, and gasped again, the expression was very exaggerated.
The onlookers all stared at the butcher, and their eyes revealed a meaning - are you Cheng Biting Jin? The family's cow will commit suicide?
Although they don't know who Cheng Yanjin is, I just want to write like this!
After the butcher realized what he had said, he sat down on the ground with a pale face, his eyes empty.
It's understandable to die a cow once in a while, but it's definitely a crime to die a cow for three years in a row. The few people who had just reacted fiercely quietly retreated, bowing their heads and preparing to leave.
Don't wait to be treated as a party to eat rice!
Leng Yanqiu calmly threw a large strip of "beef" meat from the hook and into the fish tank paved with lotus leaves of the old man selling fish on the side.
After soaking for a while, the originally clear water became a little muddy, and the fish swam over and swallowed up.
A quarter of an hour later, Leng Yanqiu fished out the "beef", only to see that the original bright yellow beef had become white.
"When the pork is soaked in beef essence for a period of time, it will naturally be dyed with the same color as beef......
Before Leng Yanqiu finished speaking, he heard someone shouting: "What? I just said how can a cow gain weight! Ergouzi, you...... Uh......"
One person in the crowd angrily pointed at a man with a blue nose and swollen face, and was halfway speechless.
It turned out that the butcher saw that they had all gone to watch the pork bleaching, and he planned to take the opportunity to escape, but he ran into several enthusiastic people who were about to sneak away.
Then he was beaten severely by several onlookers who were ready to make amends.
"I just misunderstood the Taoist chief, please forgive me, we are going to pressure this person to see the official, so we won't entertain the Taoist chief, after taking him to the official, I will wait a little bit to thank the Taoist chief for finding out this black sheep for us!"
With a casual polite remark, the enthusiastic crowd pressed the butcher and trotted away.
Very afraid of being reckoned with by the autumn.
The crowd also came up to thank Leng Yanqiu.
Leng Yanqiu looked at the butcher who was pressed away and secretly said that it was a pity!
This is a talent!