Without professional equipment and professional knowledge, in such a backward era, it is possible to refine cow essence to counterfeit.

What a talent!

If you don't expose the poor way, we will not interfere with the river water, and we will be safe and not disturb each other.

But if you want to smash the poor road's rice bowl, then don't blame the poor road for being ruthless.

Looking at the butcher who was dragged away, Leng Yanqiu sighed in his heart, and dabbled with the apologetic person with a gentle face.

When he was the last person to apologize, Leng Yanqiu was already dry and his face was stiff.

I wanted to rub my stiff face, but when I saw that the woman who was about to be fooled by him was still waiting next to her, the hand that was originally raised stroked the dust.

"Madame is now exhausted, and she can continue to talk about your business. ”

"The Taoist chief stopped the people's women, I don't know what to teach?"

Leng Yanqiu stroked his non-existent beard, and said incomprehensibly: "I don't dare to give teaching, but I just pinch my fingers and count it until I have a fate with the donor, so I will wait for the next time." ”

"The poor road sees the red light between the nobles' eyebrows, but it is quite mildew, I am afraid that something unexpected happened in the family......"

The woman's face was shocked at first, then she regained her composure, and said in a respectful tone: "What the Taoist chief said is true, and the slave family is worried about the affairs of the family. ”

"Forget about the poor. Leng Yanqiu had such an expression, said with a smile, closed his eyes after speaking, pinched his fingers in a manner, and said something in his mouth.

After a while, he reopened his eyes, and the golden light flashed in his eyes, and after three breaths, he disappeared without a trace, leaving only black pupils.

This vision convinced the woman even more that she had met a true master.

"The sorrow of the noble man is the illness of the elders of the family."

"The old fairy is really accurate, and the slave family is worried about the old mother at home... The old mother of the slave family fell into the evil sex for some reason last year, and she was crazy with nonsense all day long, and I hope that Mr. will guide her to let the old mother get rid of the evil as soon as possible!"

Look at it, the title has changed from a Taoist chief to an old immortal, and he has been completely fooled and lame!

Actually, it's not hard to guess.

A woman who has become a family, with a ruddy and shiny complexion and a plump body, is often moisturized at first glance. The sorrow in my heart must have nothing to do with my husband's inaction.

If you have a sad face, you will be worried about your children, and if you have a sad face, you will be worried about your parents.

The sorrow between the woman's eyebrows made him sure that the old man in the family had a problem.

What can happen to the elderly? Of course they are sick!

The pedestrians who were about to disperse gathered again because of the back and forth of conversation.

"The poor road is here for you, and I should eliminate disasters and solve problems for you. ”

Leng Yanqiu took out the vermilion pen he had borrowed from a colleague from his cuffs, and condensed the ice bowl with the true qi of white dew and frost and put it on the ground.

This hand made the onlookers really think that the immortals had descended to earth.

Sprinkled in the crushed cinnabar, pulled out a piece of yellow paper, and took it back as if it was inappropriate.

took out a Dunjia map, supplemented it on the ground, looked at the sky, put away the drawing, changed positions, and took out the yellow paper again, at this time the ice bowl had begun to melt, and the cinnabar was no longer soaked in ice water.

Pick up the pen and stir it in the ice bowl, throw the yellow paper into the air and start writing with Yuan Qi imprisoned.

"Living immortals!"

"Immortals are in the dust!"

Seeing everyone's eyes lit up, they were talking quietly in private.

After a while, if Uncle Ying is here, he will definitely fight with Leng Yanqiu.

The good guy actually dared to steal my Maoshan Taoism, and even used it in a grand manner, really when I was no one in Maoshan Mountain?

Yes, what Leng Yanqiu wrote is the "The Great General is here" symbol commonly used by Uncle Ying.

After writing this talisman, Leng Yanqiu took out another piece of white paper (don't ask me how I got it), and wrote about sour jujube kernels, chrysanthemums, longan, and wolfberry buds......

After finishing it, he turned it over and drew a gossip map of the afterlife on the back.

The old man is crazy and crazy, and it is most suitable to prescribe this kind of calming medicine.

After writing, with a rub of his fingers, a flame appeared, and with a wave of his hand, the small fire turned into a large fire, burning up the props he had borrowed.

What? It's going to be repaid, and you go and ask them if they know I borrowed it?

I don't know!

They don't know, isn't that my stuff, what's wrong with me burning my stuff? It's swollen⊙∀⊙!

"This is to remove the evil in the town, this is to remove evil and maintain health, and it should not be confused. Handing the talisman paper into the woman's hand, Leng Yanqiu instructed.

"The town house is pasted in the middle of the gate, and if you go to the evil spirit, you follow what is written above, prepare auxiliary things to grind into powder, knead into pills, three dollars each, three times a day, three pills at a time, not take it on an empty stomach!"

"Thank you, old fairy!"

"Don't thank me. ”

Leng Yanqiu said with shame on his face.

The woman was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "Why did the old fairy say this?

Leng Yanqiu turned sideways and avoided this salute, not only did he deserve it, this old man's situation was approaching, and he couldn't save people, so he received a salute in vain, and he didn't want to work for nothing.

"You really don't have to thank me, I can't save your mother. ”

"Ahh......h

"The evil can be removed, but the old lady was injured by the evil qi entering the body, although the evil qi can be removed by the talisman, but the lost vitality cannot be replaced. ”

"The old and the frail are not as good as the young after all......"

Although Leng Yanqiu didn't say it explicitly, she still revealed a meaning, her mother didn't have much time left.

"Although I can't let the old lady recover as before, I can still prolong her life for three or five years. Looking at the depressed woman, Leng Yanqiu couldn't bear to say.

"Old immortal, you are a person among immortals, so there is nothing you can do?" the woman asked with a longing look at Leng Yanqiu.

"But I'm still not an immortal!" The implication is that he is also a mortal, and in the face of the woman's hopeful gaze, Leng Yanqiu cruelly refused, he really didn't have that ability.

Yes, the transcendent is still human in how extraordinary it is.

How can man rebel against the sky?

"It's embarrassing!"

The woman said sourly.

took out a hairpin from the purse and gave the purse to Leng Yanqiu.

Turning away, he walked with his head bowed and dejected.

"Wait!"

Hearing the cry behind her, the woman paused, looked at the hairpin in her hand, pursed her lips, and prepared to hand it over to Leng Yanqiu.

Who knew that Leng Yanqiu shook his head, "Madam misunderstood, I just ......"

He drew a random silver ticket from his purse and returned it to the woman.

"I only take a part to end the cause and effect, if I take more, it will not be beautiful!"

As he spoke, his figure slowly faded, and then disappeared, which made everyone who had planned to wait for him to calculate the woman after he finished calculating it.

But that's none of his business.

In a small alley, he plucked out his sticky eyebrows, gathered the water attribute Yuan Qi, condensed the water, washed his face, restored his original appearance, tore off the yin and yang diagram, looked at the silver ticket in his hand, and Leng Yanqiu knelt on the ground and beat his chest desperately.

He repented!!!

"Host, you owe someone karma and karma to you, and it won't compromise your luck. ”

"How?"

"The system only recognizes it but doesn't recognize it, and when it comes to the food in my mouth, you actually want me to spit it out, do you think it's possible?"

The words of the system made him feel like an initiation, and then ......

He knelt, his heart ached, he wanted to chop his hands!

For the first time, he was so close to making a fortune, but he was pushed away by him, and he ......

PS: Ahem, there is a typo, help point it out, thank you!