CHAPTER 10 DUANG! THE VILLAIN IS STUCK
Liu Xun suddenly became excited, and said in his heart that he was going to make Xiaoyin with Mei Niang at this time, should I broadcast it live or broadcast it live?
He couldn't hold back the wild that he had suppressed for nineteen years, and he was about to pounce......
"Oops......"
Wu Meiniang suddenly let out a coquettish cry. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"What's wrong?"
Liu Xunhuan froze and asked softly.
Wu Mei blushed and whispered, "I almost forgot, I ...... I'm coming!"
Looking at the incomparably attractive spring in front of him, Liu Xunhuan suddenly went crazy, how can wood be like this! Why are there 100,000 wood?
"I don't believe it!"
Liu Xunhuan's eyes suddenly stared at the critical part of Wu Mei's skirt revealing some snow-white thighs, and said in his lips: "I don't believe it!"
"Oops, you're bad!"
Mei Niang suddenly gently pulled Liu Xunhuan's hand, and slowly leaned towards her lower body, as soon as she touched the root of her thigh, Liu Xunhuan's body trembled.
Grass, after all, is a virgin, so can't help but flirt, Liu Xunhuan scolded himself in his heart.
His hand suddenly touched a silky slippery wetness, and his heart was suddenly startled, and then, his hand was pushed away by Wu Mei.
Liu Xunhuan looked fixedly, but saw a hint of red in his hand.
"I'm grass, are you really here?"
Liu Xunhuan was speechless, as if to tell the audience that he was lying, he suddenly shook his hand with red silk in front of him, and said: "It's really not the right time to come......!"
[Mortal local tyrant shows identity] :D UANG!Make a small silver jam with Mei Niang!Pig's feet, your luck is too bad!(Speechless expression)
[Mortal, I am a lady]: Mei Niang is mighty, and she has a silver face of our girl, this can actually be discussed with the eldest aunt!
[Mortal xxoo]: Be careful of frying! It's a dog, let her drop, and I'll talk about it later! (more than a dozen grins)
[Mortal two forced three less]: Visually see that there is a pervert who has been hungry upstairs for a long, long time! (grinning expression)
[Mortal xxoo]: Blind your dog eyes, which eye do you see that I am a pervert? (bloody knife)
[Mortal two forced three less]: That's because your female ticket has my sperm camera installed on her chest...... (Twenty Wicked Laughs)
[Mortal xxoo]: Wogan, 100,000 grass and mud horses!Where are you, Lao Tzu flew over and fought with you!(Ten bloody knives)
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The two mortals actually fought one after another, and pinched each other directly in the comment area.
Liu Xunhuan was speechless for a moment, Wu Mei seemed to see that Liu Xunhuan was a little disappointed, and suddenly laughed coquettishly: "Oh Liu Lang, you just wait for two more days! As long as you let the Yin family be the empress, the Yin family will be yours sooner or later!"
"This book, there are still a lot of silver families who don't understand, can you teach me?"
Liu Xunhuan found out that Wu Mei actually brought down the book of "Internet Commonly Used Hot Words", she pointed to a word in it, and said softly: "What does this sentence mean?"
Liu Xunhuan shook his head helplessly, it seems that he has to wait for two days to do it!
He looked at it intently and found that the sentence Wu Mei was referring to in the book was: Damn, Lao Wang next door beat the child again, I was so devastated!
"The old king of the Gobi beat the child, why did he collapse?"
Wu Mei raised her head and asked Liu Xunhuan with a studious and innocent face.
"Haha, that's what happened......"
Liu Xunhuan explained the intricate relationship between the old king next door, the beautiful woman next door and the child next door, and Wu Mei suddenly said with great admiration: "Your country's city silver really knows how to play!"
"Hey, by the way, which kingdom are you the silver of, my Tang Dynasty is powerful all over the world, but I haven't seen this kind of country on the map!"
"I've read through a lot of kingdom languages, and I haven't found them so funny or strange......"
Liu Xunhuan smiled and said, "I, the kingdom I am in is called Changyang Kingdom!"
"Where?"
"It's far, far, far away from Datang!
"Oh, if you have time, the silver family will also go and see ......"
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Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
Next to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, there is a palace immersed in purple mist, which is the Sun Hall where the Jade Emperor lives.
At this moment, the Jade Emperor was barefoot, lazily sitting on a golden chair, holding a stone with a seven-colored light crystal clear, which was actually one of the only two remaining Tianmending stones after Nuwa mended the sky, the colorful colored colored stone.
It's just that on this stone, there is a light, and inside is the picture of Liu Xunhuan and Wu Mei flirting, its clarity is 100 times clearer than that of LCD TVs in the 21st century!
The Jade Emperor stared at Wu Mei's white skin, his right hand suddenly flicked, and suddenly, the two balls on Wu Mei's chest made a big close-up, not only the ravines became deeper and clearer, but the white greasy was also more eye-catching.
"I'm rubbing, the best of the Seven Realms, this woman's figure is no worse than Chang'e!"
"Alas, being a man is much happier than being a fairy!, which is like me, I can only watch the live broadcast and have a good time, occasionally leaving a message to flirt with mortals who don't know which dynasty, and talk about those interesting jokes......"
The Jade Emperor was very envious of the live broadcast mortal in his heart, his eyes were wide open, and he was looking at Wu Mei's body and could see it.
"Qiyu Jade Emperor, please see Taishang Laojun!"
A fairy boy suddenly walked in, knelt on the ground, and whispered.
The Jade Emperor didn't like to be disturbed at this time, but when he heard that it was the Taishang Laojun, his eyebrows were actually happy.
He said: "Ah, it's the old Daojun who is here, let him in, ouch, I have to thank him well!"
Taishang Laojun walked in slowly, his long white and shiny beard, his brows furrowed, and he seemed to have encountered a problem.
"Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, these days, I and the Yuan Shi Tianzun and the Lingbao Tianzun have been changing the world, gathering the heavens and the earth to create, gathering the aura of the seven realms, and creating the live broadcast system of the seven realms, and finally opened up the tunnel of time, connected the other world, and arrested a mortal to broadcast live......"
"Well, Old Daojun, your Seven Realms live broadcast system, it's so good that you have wood? I like it very much, let this mortal continue to broadcast live, if you have the opportunity, let him come to Heaven and interact with me live, it's not impossible!"
The Jade Emperor continued to stare at Wu Mei's turbulent place while interrupting Taishang Laojun's words with a kind smile.
"Ahem...... Taishang Laojun coughed violently, and suddenly trembled and said: "But this Seven Realms live broadcast system ......"
"There's nothing to do, this heavenly court is lonely and lonely, and I am still managed by a queen mother above, and I am watched by the three elders of Sanqing in the middle, and I am annoyed by those trivial matters of the Three Domains and Seven Realms below, so I let you Sanqing get such a system, so that I can occasionally be mishimexi, oh no, it is easy and easy......"
Taishang Laojun was amused by that Missy, he had joined the live broadcast system, and naturally knew that this word was used by mortals in the future world of that live broadcast system.