Chapter 11 The cute Jade Emperor and Xiao Sancheng bite the gold
Taishang Laojun's old face was a little speechless, and he muttered: "But the mortals of the future world ......"
"What's the matter, the mortals of this future world are especially good, this mortal pig's feet called Liu Xunhuan are really good at playing, much more fun than those mortals in the Tang Dynasty?"
"Your greatest credit is not to create this system, but to let the mortals of the future world enter this system, the way and content of their chats, ouch my mother, cool baby...... Oh, no, I'm so scared!"
"But there's a bug in this system......"
Taishang Laojun was anxious in his heart, and he also learned a network phrase in the future world......
But the Jade Emperor obviously didn't listen, but said impatiently: "Okay, okay! I can tell you, you have to continue to handle this matter!"
"Otherwise, I will not be happy, as soon as I am unhappy, I will go and tell my mother and queen mother, you don't know how protective she is, you know, you won't allow his son to be unhappy!"
The Jade Emperor waved his hand and said a little tiredly: "You have been annoyed by me for so long when you come in, stand down and rest!"
"Yes! Weichen retreated!" Taishang Laojun finished speaking, and hurried outside. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"What a divine logic!" he sighed, thinking to himself, "I've only been in for a while, and I've been annoying him for a long time!
He decided to quickly find Yuan Shi Tianzun and Lingbao Tianzun and tell them that there was a loophole in the operation of the Seven Realms live broadcast system, and he had to find a way to solve it quickly.
Otherwise, with the Jade Emperor's temperament, he will definitely popularize the system in the Seven Realms of Immortals, Buddhas, Demons, Demons and Demons, in that case, the Seven Realms will have to be in chaos!
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"I'm grass, I've been a virgin for so many years, and I find that reading with beautiful women is also a kind of enjoyment, how do you say that sentence, red sleeves add fragrance to reading......"
Liu Xunhuan was in the red tent, while answering Wu Mei's questions about hot words on the Internet, while secretly staring at the white waves with his eyes, and from time to time the two bodies would have some collision and contact, which was soft and smooth, which made Liu Xunhuan secretly cool.
"Da Da Da ......"
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
Hearing the sound of horses' hooves, Liu Xunhuan suddenly became irritable, but he didn't expect someone to find him so soon.
And Wu Mei's expression showed a hint of joy, and she said in her heart that Your Majesty must have sent someone to save me, it seems that Taizong and his old silver family still care about Mei Niang!
"Where did the anti-thieves come from, dare to bombard the Xuanwu Gate, commit murder in the Imperial Palace, and actually kidnap martial artists, hurry up and get out of your grandfather!"
Liu Xunhuan scolded secretly and said fiercely: "It's a day, who doesn't let Lao Tzu tease his sister, Lao Tzu abolished his little bird!"
He opened the tent and came out, and found that a team of no less than a thousand cavalry had surrounded the tent he was in and the place where the helicopter landed, and Cheng Yanjin was wearing a dark red "bright light armor", and his horse was standing less than three feet away from him, and the wind was majestic.
Cheng Yanjin was stunned for a moment, and what came out was only a young man who was less than twenty years old, this is the traitor who bombarded the Xuanwu Gate and kidnapped the martial talents?
He raised a horse lance that looked like an axe, and shouted: "Traitor, you are young and you don't learn well, and you actually do this big rebellious deed, and when you see your Grandpa Cheng, why don't you hurry up and arrest you?"
"Hey, it turned out that the junior is here, hahaha......"
Liu Xunhuan saw this sturdy fat old man riding on a horse, full of python spirit, and said in his heart that this trip to bite gold is worthy of being one of the twenty-four founding heroes of Lingyan Pavilion, showing the might of the Tang Dynasty!
It's just that he smiled with great disdain: "Come on, come on, little third son, come here, let's have a good chat!"
Cheng Yanjin was stunned for a moment, little third son, what does this mean?
He raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "Damn, my father is the founding god of the Tang Dynasty, how did he become a little third son, if you don't make it clear today, I will directly break your body into tens of thousands of pieces!"
Cheng Biting Jin is already competitive, coupled with his great achievements, whether in the court or in the army, he enjoys a high reputation, but at this moment, he was scolded by a little kid as a little third son, and he was suddenly angry.
"Hehe, you're not convinced, are you?"
Liu Xunhuan mentioned the yellow pants that were a little loose because he took off his coat and belt, and smiled indifferently: "In your life, the number three is very deep!
When he said this, three fingers of his right hand stretched out, raised and dropped heavily, as if to emphasize that it was three threes, not one three!
"Bad?" Cheng bit his brows and waited for the following with a calm face.
"Think about it, what is your most capable thing, the three-plate axe! Although I also know that this axe is actually talking about your long horse lance, but everyone thinks that your three-plate axe is powerful!"
"Just because your three-plate axe is elusive and heroic, you often spoil the good deeds of the enemy generals, and you have the prestige of the three-axe Dingwagang and killing halfway to bite the gold!
Cheng Yanjin listened, the old face with a white beard suddenly bloomed cabbage, and said with a proud smile: "This is your kid right, I want Lao Tzu to follow His Majesty Taizong from birth to death, and calm all parties, these three axes are not blind in vain!"
"This is the first three! The second three, you have three wives, one main room, two side rooms!"
"The most amazing thing is that you not only got your wife, but also got your wife's sister, that is, your sister-in-law, so that your sister and sister can serve together and have a happy husband, which is really worthy of being a hero who is envious and jealous and hateful! This is also the number three, right?"
"Uh, that's not wrong!" Cheng Yanjin nodded slightly, and said in his heart to see how many three you kid can say!
"How about it, with these two 'threes', it can be described as a meritorious woman's double sexual blessing, say that you are proud, you are proud, you are proud, don't you want to laugh three times, in order to inspire those juniors, so that future generations can admire it?"
"Hahaha......" Cheng Yanjin is indeed proud of his previous heroes, and his family descendants all regard him as a model!
Cheng Biting Jin's laughter also made Liu Xunhuan feel proud for a while, and he sighed in his heart: This Cheng Biting Jin is really the same as recorded in the history of the Tang Dynasty, fierce Huanhuan, heroic and fierce, he is a bold man!
But, what are you doing, why did you have to be instigated by Li Shimin to come over and become a pawn and a dog who influenced Lao Tzu to flirt with his sister?
The day dog, I actually dared to disturb Lao Tzu's interest in flirting with my mother, look at how Lao Tzu makes you cry!