Chapter 12 A thousand Tang Iron Horses are castrated

Liu Xunhuan smiled lazily: "Haha, now, there are not only three threes, but four threes! Among them, this third three is the three you just laughed three times like a stupid fork!"

Cheng Yanjin listened, and his face suddenly turned a little dark. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Liu Xunhuan ignored him and continued: "This fourth three, that is, you are the same as Lu Bu, a slave with three surnames!"

Looking at Cheng Yanjin's increasingly gloomy face, Liu Xunhuan's speech speed was faster than that of the gold medal announcer of the United States.

"You followed Li Mi first, surrendered Wang Shichong after being captured, and finally followed Li Shimin, don't think that you can be whitewashed if you become a ruler if you become a king!"

"No matter how your Majesty Taizong allows those who write history books to distort the facts in the future, no matter how brilliant the pen is, it will not change the fact that you have followed three masters, this is the fourth three!

"System, get on the cannon!" Liu Xunhuan was about to go crazy when he saw Cheng biting Jin, and he hurriedly shouted.

"His grandmother's bear is angry with me!"

Cheng Biting Jin's originally blackened face suddenly turned red at this moment, and he grinned and roared: "You kid dares to talk nonsense, come and eat your grandfather's three axes!"

After speaking, he raised his horse lance and attacked Liu Xunhuan majestically.

I have a pot, I deserve to be a god of the Tang Dynasty, a hero! If this is encountered by ordinary people, it will not be directly hung up!

Hey, hey, hey, it's okay, Lao Tzu is not an ordinary dropper, Lao Tzu is a second-class drop! Because Lao Tzu's cannon is big, hey, hey, no, it's Lao Tzu who has a cannon!

Ryu Xun stood in front of the green mortar with a smile on his face, and put his hand on the blue launch button.

He smiled and said, "Do I want to blow up this fat god's bird?"

The system replied truthfully in a delicate voice: "Host, you can only blow him up with people and birds, and you can't destroy his birds alone!"

"!" Liu Xunhuan said angrily: "You silver, how can you have a little entertainment spirit, and you can understand some cooperation? This is far worse than Lin Zhiling!"

"Host, the Silver family doesn't have eggs, so don't worry about getting eggs!"

The system suddenly said in a hurry: "Oh, host, that fat paper god will be less than half a foot away from you!"

"I'll talk to you about the eggs later!"

Liu Xunhuan roared angrily, and his hand pressed on the blue launch button very softly.

Whoa!

This time there was no sound of cannonballs, but something like the sound of a hidden weapon breaking through the air.

Cheng Yanjin originally charged, preparing to pick a hole in Liu Xunhuan directly with a horse lance and bring it back.

Unexpectedly, a hidden weapon suddenly attacked, he hurriedly used a horse lance to block the hidden weapon, and the strange thing is that after those hidden weapons touched his horse lance, they exploded, blowing up the black ash on his face.

It's just that this hidden weapon has three shots, and his horse lance picks off two, but the third one can't pick up, and suddenly shoots towards him quickly, and then with a "boom", it explodes next to the ball.

"Ahh

Although the scope of this explosion was not large, it was enough for Cheng to bite Jin, and he screamed and fell off his horse.

"Hahaha!"

Liu Xunhuan couldn't straighten up with laughter, and gasped: "I'll just say, whoever doesn't let Lao Tzu flirt with his sister, Lao Tzu will abolish his little bird!"

"Cheng Biting Jin, your little bird can't be saved now, right?

The system said delicately: "Host, you are very bad, I hate!"

All the sergeants were dumbfounded, so many of them followed Cheng Shenjiang over, and when they saw that there was only one thief, they all thought that with Cheng biting gold and an axe, they would definitely be able to capture him.

No, Cheng Shenjiang was hit by Hei Qiuqiu's strange hidden weapon, and was directly blown off his horse, his face was gray, and his hands were covering his lower body and wailing.

"Quick, go up and give me this dog bastard!"

When the soldiers heard Cheng Biting Jin's roar, they reacted, and they beat the drums one after another, and rushed towards Liu Xunhuan together, and the formation was like a cavalry regiment.

Liu Xun was very satisfied with the place where he landed, where the pink helicopter landed, with his back to the lake, and where they set up their tent, it was a flat land with their back to the helicopter.

It can be said that it is backed by the great lake and facing tens of millions of enemy troops!

Hehe, no worries, I'm afraid of a bird!

He suddenly pressed his hand heavily on the blue button of the mortar, and when he blew up the Chang'an prison, he had already figured out that this mortar was an improved version.

Press lightly to indicate that you want to fire a very small cannonball. Pressing hard means firing authentic mortar shells!

"Boom ......"

Suddenly, the Tang cavalry who rushed in front turned over on their backs, they scolded their mothers in their mouths, their bodies were in pain, and their eyes looked at this young man, their eyes showed horror.

Many people looked at the black pits that were blown up not far away, how did they do it, this kid, he wasn't going to shoot a hidden weapon just now, why did the hidden weapon suddenly become a big black ball?

Cheng bites the people and horses of the golden belt, all of them are elite, many of them are not low in cultivation, and many of them have been on the battlefield in recent years, which can be regarded as the elite of the Tang Army.

Therefore, although the soldiers knew that the green magic weapon of the other party was very powerful, they still rushed forward.

I'm grass, and I'm still here, the bravery of this Tang army really deserves its name!

Liu Xunhuan pressed it hard again, this time, he pressed it many times in a row, and pressed it three times, then stopped, and pressed it three more times in different directions......

"Boom...... Long ......"

Four threes, twelve times, just corresponds to Cheng Biting Jin Xiaosan'er's name!

Suddenly, there was no one standing in the more than 1,000 Tang Army, and Cheng Yanjin looked at the bleak battlefield where almost the entire army was wiped out, and suddenly burst into tears.

He roared angrily, and suddenly took out a golden dongdong from his arms, pulled it out, but saw a puff of red smoke, and quickly launched it towards the sky.

Liu Xunhuan smiled at the Tang cavalry and said: "What's the matter, the Tang Dynasty Iron Cavalry is the best in the world, and in front of Lao Tzu's cannons, it's not all a group of impotence eggs!"

After speaking, he showed a lazy look, lifted up the yellow obscene pants like pajamas, and compared two balls with both hands to the virtual camera, and the words left were quickly pinned to the top in the comment area.

[Pig's Foot Willow Seeking Joy]: The key is to look at the temperament! (four smug expressions with glasses)

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[Mortal 6666]: The sun is enough, and the pig's feet are enough...... Quality, if this paragraph is written into the historical records, how should it be written? Liu Xunhuan Hancheng Lake flirts with a charming girl, and the mortar blows up and bites the golden bird? (three grinning)

[Mortal Brother Porridge Passive]: No culture, it's terrible! Upstairs is brainless! The historical records only write about the Han Dynasty, and in the Tang Dynasty, Sima Qian's bones were all biochemical! (disdainful expression)

[Mortal two forced three less]: Hey, this mortar rewarded by "mortal sister to tease brother" is mighty, and when the pig's feet are going to tease Chang'e and are ready to bombard the heavens, I will also reward an aircraft carrier for the pig's feet to play!

[Mortal Dream Master 522]: Upstairs is naïve! Do you think you can afford to reward if you want to? This system, I really don't know who made it too talented, all the things that are rewarded, you have to spend the price of buying physical objects to be rewarded! (N disdainful expressions)

[Mortals study hard]: Upstairs is the right solution!

[Mortal two forced three less]: I'm not grass, right? I tried it just now, and sure enough, it costs a lot of soft girl coins, just that mortar, and it costs more than 10,000 soft girl coins to reward it!

[Mortal sister comes to tease brother]: Hehe, it cost 13,000 soft sister coins! This thing I rewarded made the pig's feet pretend to be so high, it's worth it!