Chapter 14: Ill Be Back
After leaving Tongque Pet Shop, it was already half past twelve at noon.
"It's so late......" Tan Yu couldn't help but sigh, and then he subconsciously turned his head to look at Xiangwei who was holding the hairball behind him.
Waist-length fiery hair, large orange-red eyes that would be mistaken for some unknown gem, smooth skin with a hard-boiled egg that has been peeled, and a tall figure of 1.75 meters shorter than himself.
Tan Yu once again realized how beautiful Xiangwei was.
"Sister Xiangwei, are you hungry?" Tan Yu didn't think about it, and asked subconsciously
"I eat at the same time and as often as a human would. Xiangwei said lightly.
"Oh...... Haha" Tan Yu laughed dryly, considering Xiangwei's unbelievable amount of food, he still decided to go to the buffet to consume. "Sister Xiangwei, let's go to the cafeteria. ”
"I don't care, as long as there's meat. With that, Xiangwei took advantage of the fact that there were few pedestrians around to dissolve the spirit.
Tan Yu, who had already adapted to the existence of the spirit, naturally noticed the faint spiritual power fluctuations on Xiangwei's body, and he looked at Xiangwei with some puzzlement, "Sister Xiangwei, why do you want to remove the spirit body?"
"Idiot birdman, if you go to eat without lifting the spirit, it will become a haunted event...... For you humans. "Xiangwei's eyes are full of disdain, why does Miss Ben have to stay with such a slow-brained human......
"Oh, I see!" Tan Yu suddenly realized.
A few minutes later, the two arrived at a cafeteria called 'Big Bucktooth'.
After an hour and a half, the waiter couldn't sit still and called the manager in a panic. After listening to the waiter explain the ins and outs of the matter, the manager looked at the couple sitting in the corner of the dining room with black lines, and their tables were stacked with two half-person-high plates, while the beautiful red-haired girl was still feasting, "...... Since they are here, don't chase them, that will affect the reputation of our restaurant. The manager gritted his teeth, "But remember, you must put those two people on the blacklist." ”
This pair of men and women is naturally Tan Yu and Xiangwei.
Tan Yu couldn't stand up straight, so he could only stare at Xiangwei sweeping the cafeteria, and he couldn't help but rejoice in his heart, he felt that bringing Sister Xiangwei to the cafeteria might be the most correct choice he had ever made in his life. At least then he won't be poor.
Xiangwei eats very quickly, which can be described as gobbling up and swallowing dates. But even though her eating appearance is very primitive, her appearance still gives people a pleasing feeling.
Gradually, Xiangwei's eating speed slowed down, and it was estimated that she would be able to eat in another ten or twenty minutes. Tan Yu finally found a chance to speak during this silent lunch.
"Sister Xiangwei, I've always wanted to ask you something. Tan Yu stroked his round belly and asked, "What the hell is that round and fluffy thing?" As he spoke, he pointed his finger at the snow-white furball that had been lying on Xiangwei's head, and staring at Tan Yu for an hour and a half.
"It's like an elf...... It should be a snow elf. Xiangwei replied in an uncertain tone, "I'm not sure, because I've rarely seen elves either." Spirits generally live in the human realm, and the "spirit realm" is a mysterious country, no one seems to have ever reached there, demons do not often enter and leave the human realm, and the number of elves in the spirit is not very large. If this little guy running into your room is really an elf, then 100% of it is yours to earn it. ”
"Is that so...... Tan Yu nodded thoughtfully, "then...... This hairball...... This little thing was tamed by Sister Xiangwei, you?"
"No, I made it my pet. Speaking of this, Xiangwei tapped the table with her chopsticks, "Didn't I tell you? People who practice spiritism generally have their own spirit animal pets, that is, they make a contract with the 'spirits' or low-level 'demons' summoned by the spirits. ”
"Huh? huh...... Oh!!" Tan Yu was slightly stunned, and then pondered for a moment, and then suddenly remembered something and slammed his hand, "Sister Xiangwei seems to have told me that she said it on the way to school......" As she spoke, Tan Yu scratched her head embarrassedly, in exchange for a roll of Xiangwei's eyes.
"I've emphasized that these are the basic common sense of cultivation, and you have to memorize them carefully. Xiangwei began to educate Tan Yu.
"Sister Xiangwei, I remember everything you said!" Tan Yu quibbled unashamedly, "I know." Isn't that the contract, which is divided into a master-servant contract and a coexistence contract. The object of the contract can only be spirits, demons, and demons, and the object of the same clan cannot be contracted. That is to say, demons can't make a contract with demons, and demons can't make a contract with demons. Contracts are generally made by mutual consent. However, there are also precedents of "psychic" forcing a contract in battle to subdue the demon spirit of their choice. You can make a forced contract when your own strength is at least five levels greater than your opponent's. However, unless there is a difference of more than 10 levels, when a contract is enforced, only a coexistence contract can be made. ”
"I didn't expect you to remember it quite clearly...... "Xiangwei looked at Tan Yu with 'You praise me' written on her face in a little surprise, "By the way, the level I mentioned before is Tianlun." ”
"I also figured this out after listening to Sister Tong's explanation of the Heavenly Wheel. Tan Yu nodded lightly, "But, Sister Xiangwei, since this hairball ...... The Snow Spirit is your spirit animal, should you give it a name?"
"Indeed......" Xiangwei was stunned after hearing this, and then nodded affirmatively, "What you said is very reasonable, but ......" said Xiangwei, Xiangwei put down her chopsticks with a bitter face, and hugged the white hairball from the top of her head, about the size of a leather ball, the snow elf was fluffy and soft, and two unusually beautiful ice blue eyes looked at Xiangwei pitifully.
“...... I can't name ......"
"I see, but it's okay Sister Xiangwei, leave the name to me!" Tan Yu patted his chest on his own, "When I was in kindergarten, I was called 'The Little Prince' by my friends!"
"Kindergarten...... Xiangwei suddenly looked at Tan Yu with sympathetic eyes, "It means that you basically have no friends since elementary school......
“...... Sister Xiangwei, don't expose my old ......," Tan Yu said depressedly, and then he lay on the table and looked at the snow elf carefully for a while.
Fleshy ...... Fleshy ...... Fleshy ......
Tan Yu felt very puzzled, why didn't Sister Xiangwei, who had eaten even dinosaurs and was even more ferocious than Bei Ye, see this snow elf and stew it and eat meat?
Aside from the fleshy body and two large ice-blue eyes, Tan Yu didn't find any other organs of the unknown creature......
"Sister Xiangwei," Tan Yu looked thoughtful, "You have to extract the features first to choose a name, and it is absolutely not okay to not meet the characteristics." It's like you can't call a cat a dog. ”
Then Tan Yu stretched out a finger, "First of all, this snow elf is fat and round, which is his physical characteristics. Then he held out a second finger, "Secondly, it's an unknown creature that doesn't seem to come from at first glance." ”
"And what about the end?" asked Xiangwei's curiosity as she seduced her.
"Finally...... That's the highlight of it - it doesn't have ears!!"
Tan Yu, who stretched out three fingers, smiled slightly, clapped his hands together, "To sum up, I think the most suitable name for this snow elf is ......"
"Is it?" Xiangwei's eyes widened, like a child waiting for candy to be distributed.
"Hee-hee!" Tan Yu smiled brightly, "That's-Doraemon!"
"Touching !!"
Xiangwei slashed Tan Yu's head directly on the table with a blade, and Tan Yu's forehead was in close contact with the table, making a muffled sound.
"It's really worthy of the name prince of the kindergarten, and the names are all kindergarten-level ......" Xiangwei gritted her teeth and held her forehead, "I really shouldn't listen to your fool......"
As she spoke, Xiangwei snorted coldly, "Birdman, don't you like to call it 'hairball'?
The dying Tan Yu trembled and raised a hand and stretched out a thumbs.
"Incense...... Xiangwei ...... Sister Gao Ming, good... Good name. ”
"Yes, thanks for the compliment, you can continue to play dead. Hearing the word 'Gaoming', the corners of Xiangwei's mouth unconsciously hooked up a faint smile, proudly looking down at Tan Yu, who seemed to be struggling on the line of life and death.
However, Tan Yu's right hand with his thumb stretched out has not been put down, "Wait...... Wait, me, I have one more thing to say......" he said with a dying breath.
"Say it. Xiangwei stared at Tan Yu's raised thumb a little puzzled.
“...... I’llBeBack”
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