Chapter 13: Don't be so weird about gifts
The air fell silent for a moment, and the sounds of breathing and heartbeat were noisy like noise.
"Think about it slowly, Xiaoyu" Tong Que smiled with a warm smile on his face.
Tan Yu looked at Tongque in a daze, frowned and shook his head.
"Sister Tong, I don't need to think about it," as he spoke, Tan Yu's eyes looked at Tong Que firmly, "Sister Tong, I have already promised Sister Xiangwei to learn demon law, and if you say good things, you have to talk about it." ”
After hearing what Tan Yu said, Xiangwei's body shook slightly, and she looked at Tan Yu with some hesitation, "...... Tan Yu, don't care about the kind of things that are said casually, that thing is not an agreement, if you want to learn human exorcism, just say it directly. ”
Tan Yu was stunned when he heard this, and then a happy smile appeared on his face, "Mmmm, Sister Xiangwei, it's the first time you call my name normally." ”
"Don't patronize that kind of boring thing, are you an idiot......" Xiangwei bit her lip, "You're still a human after all." If you go to learn exorcism and evil magic, you may eventually become a holy sect and go to the sect realm. And if you learn sorcery, you can only stop at the point of petty fighting, and in the end you will not achieve anything......"
"But, Sister Xiangwei, I am the one who sucked your spiritual power, and I am responsible for you. Tan Yu blinked and put a hand on his chest, "Although Sister Tong said that your demon source can't be taken back, I think if I learn demon law, maybe I can find a way to let Sister Xiangwei get you back your demon power." ”
“...... Didn't I save you? You sucked my spiritual power, I saved your life, didn't I cancel it out?"
"It's not right at all!!" Tan Yu stood up with a frown.
"If you save me, you saved me, and if you save me, I owe you my life. Tan Yu said extremely seriously, "I owe you my life, but I also sucked away Sister Xiangwei's spiritual power, so you don't have the power to fight other exorcists, so I must stay by your side! I must protect Sister Xiangwei from the evil exorcists!"
Xiangwei's expression softened, "...... You human......" Her voice was softer than ever.
"Xiao Yu, do you mean that whether it is Yu Qing or Yu Li, you choose to follow that little monster and learn demon methods, right?" Tong Que stared at Tan Yu with interest.
"Yes. Tan Yu nodded without hesitation.
"Well, that's right......," Tong Que smiled gently, "Even if you're going to learn demon magic, I'm still here to welcome you." She said, pouring herself another cup of tea, "Besides, the school matter was told to me by the people, and I will help you deal with it." But I can't guarantee that you won't be retaliated against on campus, but I think you shouldn't have too much trouble with a youkai lady following you. At this point, a glint flashed in her eyes, "One more thing is to take the time to come to me this Sunday." ”
"Okay, no problem!" After seeing that Tongque didn't have any other reaction, Tan Yu also happily agreed. "That'...... Sister Tong, Xue Lan, if there is nothing else, Sister Xiangwei and I will leave first. ”
"Wait...... Wait a minute!"
Tan Yu, who turned around and wanted to leave with Xiangwei, was suddenly stopped by Ke Xuelan, who turned his head in confusion and looked at Ke Xuelan with a serious expression.
Can this girl's expression be so serious?
"Xue Lan, is there something wrong?" Tan Yu asked suspiciously.
"That...... Xiaoyu, I want to tell you a very important word. Ke Xuelan said solemnly and put her hand into her school bag.
"Very important words?" Tan Yu suddenly became nervous when he heard this.
Oh, yes...... This Ke Xuelan looks unreliable, she can be regarded as an exorcist!
Important Things...... What is it?
Is it information about other exorcists? or is it ......
"Xiaoyu, take it" Ke Xuelan didn't know that Tan Yu was infinitely enlarging her image, and she put a small square box in Tan Yu's hand.
"This ...... Could it be some magic weapon!?" Tan Yu stared at the box in his hand even more shocked.
"Xiaoyu, what I want to say is ......" Ke Xuelan looked at Tan Yu seriously.
And Ke Xuelan's reaction completely betrayed Tan Yu's expectations, and in the next second, Ke Xuelan's face showed a smile again, "Xiaoyu, happy birthday!"
“......”
"What's wrong? Isn't it your birthday today?" Seeing Tan Yu staring at him with black lines on his head, Ke Xuelan panicked all of a sudden.
"Not much...... Today is indeed my birthday......" Tan Yu held his forehead weakly and flipped the small box in his hand, "Is this a birthday gift?"
"Of course you can!" Ke Xuelan smiled happily.
Tan Yu turned the small box upside down again, it was not sinking, it was quite light.
Just as he was about to open the box, a magpie-shaped spirit that came in out of nowhere hovered over the box for a few seconds, and then landed on it.
Seeing this scene, a bad premonition arose from the bottom of Tan Yu's heart.
"Xue Lan, let me ask, how did you choose the gifts?"
"Oh, how did I choose a gift?" Ke Xuelan tilted her little head in a daze, "I have carefully analyzed Xiaoyu's preferences!" Saying that, Ke Xuelan patted her not plump chest confidently, "Xiaoyu, you like sex things like the people, you look at you, you must have secretly read the color book when you were in class yesterday and was discovered by the teacher!"
“...... So?" Tan Yu's face darkened and darkened.
"So I went to the store that Minmin introduced me yesterday afternoon, and I said to the owner of the store, 'I'm going to buy a boy a nice birthday present,' and the owner recommended this product...... Oh, and there are a lot of evil spirits in that shop!"
That's not a bad premonition anymore, it should already be a fact.
Tan Yu had a gloomy face and opened the small box......
"A good companion for business travel", "Spicy strip brand male masturbator", "Clean and comfortable, safe to use"
“...... Not...... Not...... Poof...... Hahaha!" Xiangwei tried her best to endure something on the side, but in the end she couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
Connected finches laughed out loud in a rare way.
“...... Ke, Xue, Lan!" A voice full of shame came out of Tan Yu's teeth, word by word.
"Bang, Bang!!" and Ke Xuelan, who didn't know how to observe words and emotions at all, was still clapping her hands happily, "Xiaoyu, happy birthday." Happy birthday. ”
"Happy birthday!!I'm crying for my birthday!!," Tan Yu yelled frantically.
Ke Xuelan didn't expect Tan Yu to be angry, she was startled by Tan Yu's yelling, she took two steps back, tears rolled in her eyes, and said with tears: "Xiao Yu...... Don't you like birthday gifts......"
How could you like such a strange gift, but Tan Yu gritted his teeth and swallowed it back into his stomach. Looking at Ke Xuelan, who looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law in front of her, Tan Yu sighed helplessly in his heart. She is also sincerely happy for her birthday, and she can't be blamed......
That's right!
What did Ke Xuelan just say? The shop she went to was introduced to her by 'Weimin'?
For the people?
Okay, you stinky boy, dare to pit brother?
Thinking of this, Tan Yu laughed angrily, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a yin sneer, "No, no, no, Xuelan, I accepted your wishes, but I can't accept this gift." ”
"Why?" Ke Xuelan looked at Tan Yu in confusion.
Tan Yu took a few steps towards Ke Xuelan, reached out and touched her head, sealed the small box and handed it to her, "Actually, Xuelan, there is a common sense involved here," Tan Yu began to fool Ke Xuelan seriously, "This type of thing can't be given to someone who is celebrating a birthday." ”
"Huh!? Yes...... Is that so!!" Ke Xuelan looked down at the small box in shock.
"That's it, But, Xuelan, for the people are very fond of collecting these knick-knacks, and he will be very happy if you give them to him. If he is happy, I will be happy as a good friend, and happiness is happiness, and then my birthday will be happy. Tan Yu tirelessly instilled wrong logic in Ke Xuelan.
"Oh! I see! I'll make Xiaoyu's birthday happy!"
Ke Xuelan nodded unconsciously, with the momentum of not giving up until she stuffed the small box to Chen Weimin.
"By the way, Xue Lan, if you see Weimin, I will tell him a word for me. Tan Yu's smile was even colder.
"Xiao Yu, what's the matter, don't worry about it!" Ke Xuelan said confidently.
Tan Yu touched Ke Xuelan's head with a smile again, and said very calmly:
"I wish your girlfriend always be inflatable. ”
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