Chapter 116: Meat on the Ass

"Poof!"

Li Yi squirted a mouthful of blood from the tip of his tongue towards the psychic coin.

Then, with words in his mouth, he quickly made a few miscellaneous fingerings with his left hand, which was holding the red dart. Then aim the red dart at the square hole in the psychic coin and pass it through.

"The sky is round and the earth is square, and the immortals show the way."

Disease!

Li Yi casually pointed in a direction and threw the red dart in his hand away.

Sou!

But the dart shot strangely straight into the sky, and no one around noticed it.

The young man in the duckbill hat sped quickly through the panicked crowd, and after a few detours, he finally stopped where he thought it was safe.

Panting and leaning against a mottled and somewhat damp wall, the young man breathed a sigh of relief before turning his head to look at the building behind him.

Public toilets.

"Rub! Someone must have peed on the wall. The young man in the duckbill hat left the damp wall with a grim face, and at the same time reached out in a panic and patted the clothes on his back.

After walking a few steps, I found that the shoelaces were open.

"Damn, I've never been so embarrassed." The young man bent down to tie his shoes.

Sou!

Something suddenly fell straight from the sky, and it hit the cocked ass of the young man in the duck-billed hat.

"Wow!" The young man screamed in pain, and when he looked back, he saw that the red dart he had just thrown was stuck in his butt.

Scarlet blood poured from the wound on his buttocks, staining his pants brownish-red. But this was fortunate for the young man, if he hadn't bent down to tie his shoes, the result would have been a red dart on the top of the head, and it would have been certain death.

Where the hell did you shoot it from?! The young man in the duckbill hat widened in disbelief, and a weak sense of fear welled up in his heart.

And the man who feared him was the mysterious Li Yi!

Within a few seconds, the young man in the duckbill hat immediately felt a hot pain in the place where the red dart had been pierced in his buttocks, and it was like a gray smoke burning with sulfuric acid.

Groove cake! The young man was shocked and wanted to walk, but felt a tingling pain in his buttocks.

With a thud, he fell to the ground on all fours.

The young man was so anxious that he crawled towards the public toilet with his hands on the ground, knowing that within five minutes he would have to cut off the flesh from the wound on his buttocks that had been infected by thirty years of corpse poison within ten centimeters.

Ten centimeters is not short, an ordinary student's ruler is 15 centimeters, and a normal man is about 15 centimeters when he is hard. So, the young man in the duckbill hat is about to cut off the flesh with a diameter of 15 centimeters on his buttocks, which is a cruel thing.

I have to say that the young man in the duckbill hat does have a hand in hiding and absconding, otherwise the police department in the provincial capital would not have spent so much time and energy to find him, the murderer lurking in the shadows.

Although Li Yi has a wealth of tracking experience, Zuihou still lost the enemy's whereabouts, so he had no choice but to turn back.

After he walked to the underground parking lot of Good Luck, he was just about to get on the red Audi, Ji Mengmeng asked impatiently in the car: "Why did you wait so long?" ”

Li Yi opened the driver's door, sat in the car, fastened his seat belt, and said worriedly: "The cunning poisonous snake is out of the hole." ”

"What did you say?" Ji Mengmeng didn't understand.

Wang Ziyi suddenly asked, "Are you comparing poisonous snakes to fierce enemies?" ”

"I don't know who wants my life." Li Yi didn't think for a moment that it was related to Wang Ziyi, after all, Li Yi had a lot of enemies, and most of his enemies had rich financial resources and a strong Shili background, so it was still possible to spend money to hire a powerful killer or something to deal with him.

If he cares, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth. If the enemy was aimed at him, Li Yi thought that his strength was more than self-preservation, so he drove away with confidence.

When I got home late, a man and two women ate and watched TV together, and they were happy, and the relationship between Li Yi and Ji Mengmeng was improved, thanks to Wang Ziyi's affairs.

It's good that the three of us are together like this. Ji Mengmeng looked at Wang Ziyi, who was smiling sweetly, and this strange idea suddenly popped up in her heart.

After Li Yi helped the second daughter prepare the bath water, she immediately rushed back to the room and poured hot bath water. After that, he lay on the bed and picked up girls on the Internet, and the focus was on cultivating his relationship with the little princess. The longer the two chat, the closer they become, and they can even talk about some very sensitive topics.

"Little princess, this guard wants to ask you a serious question." Li Yi tapped on the keyboard.

"What's a serious question?"

"Haha, what I want to ask you is, how beautiful do you think you are?"

"I have a good heart, I am beautiful."

A good person and a beautiful person? Li Yi took a deep breath when he heard this, and then excitedly tapped the keyboard and typed the following words: "How beautiful is it?" For example, what is the return rate when you walk down the street? ”

"Most men are going to stare at me."

"Digging a groove, isn't this a disaster for the country and the people?" Li Yi gritted her teeth and gurgled, and the tone of what the little princess said was so affirmative, either she really looked like a disaster for the country and the people in reality, or she was a narcissist. However, Li Yi would rather believe that it is the former, and very much hope that it is the former.

"Meteor, are you handsome?" The little princess asked rhetorically.

They even asked me if I was handsome? Li Yi narrowed his eyes, thinking that his main purpose was to make an appointment with this potential goddess.

After determining the main goal, Li Yi nodded with a straight face, and hurriedly typed the following words on the keyboard: "Handsome, very handsome." ”

"Hee-hee, how handsome is hee-hee?"

"Nine out of ten people will think I'm handsome when they see me." Li Yi bragged about not typing drafts.

"So powerful?" The little princess sent a surprised look, and then continued to message back and asked, "And how high is the rate of turning heads when you walk down the street?" ”

"Haha......" Li Yi took a deep breath, thinking that this girl actually learned from me, which is interesting. Then he quickly typed a few words without thinking, "Ninety-nine percent return rate." ”

"......" the little princess made a roll-eyed expression.

Li Yi replied with a hooked nose expression.

"Ninety-nine percent return rate? So both men and women will pay attention to you? The little princess asked a little unconvinced.

"By the way, there's really no way to be handsome." In fact, Li Yi thought in his heart that just by wearing a suit of thousands of yuan, it is easy to attract the attention of others, especially some money worshippers.

"Hmph." The little princess continued to ask, "Then the remaining one percent doesn't look at you?" ”

"Because one percent of them are blind."

Wipe!

I wonder if the little princess on the other side of the computer fainted?

Curiosity still prevailed over other ideas, and the little princess couldn't help but send another message to Li Yi: "Meteor, are you still there?" ”

"Of course, my princess, can't you resist wanting to date my handsome guardian knight?" Li Yi quickly sat up from the bed and got carried away and lifted Erlang's legs.

"Let me take a look at your picture first, I want to know what a 99 percent return rate is."

"Huh?" Li Yi's eyes widened, it seemed that this cowhide was blown up.