Chapter 117: Discharged Eyes
The little princess asked for a photo of herself, she should be happy, which means that the little princess is still interesting to herself, isn't it? It's just that Li Yi blew too much just now, even if you are a superstar, it is impossible to walk on the street and have a return rate of 99%, because the grandfathers and grandmothers of the seven and eight old people may not know you.
What to do? Do you want to give her a picture?
Li Yi suddenly thought of a terrifying probability - to die when he saw the light!
To tell the truth, Li Yi is just a little good-looking, not very good-looking, only after knowing him for a certain period of time, will he gradually be attracted by his extraordinary bearing and mysterious momentum.
"Shooting Star!" While the little princess urged, she also sent a vibrating screen.
Li Yi's mind turned quickly, and suddenly his eyes lit up and he thought of something, so he replied to the little princess with a message: "Last time I asked for your photo, you gave me a screenshot of the most satisfactory part of my body, why don't I give you a screenshot of the place I think I am most satisfied with?" ”
"Okay." Women still prefer mysteries, and the little princess has a strong interest in Li Yi's proposal.
"Wait a minute, I'll take a picture." "Wait!" "What else?" "Don't have dirty thoughts...... Some disgusting men think that the most powerful thing is that sausage. "Dig a slot! Who do you think your guardian knight is? "That's good, go and get back quickly."
"Wood problem." Li Yi hurriedly got up, and then began to arrange and adjust the lights in the room.
Then I found a relatively dark place as the background for the photo, and placed a flashlight with a bright light on the opposite side, just so that the mysterious sunset-like yellow flashlight shined on both eyes.
Li Yi raised his mobile phone, stuck and wiped!
After that, he hurriedly read the photos taken on his mobile phone, and found that there were a pair of bright eyes in the dark, flashing like fire, like a lighthouse in the dark, which could penetrate every soul and shock everyone's heart.
Li Yi was so satisfied with her work that she connected her phone to her laptop computer with a data cable and sent a message to the little princess before sending the photo.
"The night gave me black eyes, but I want to use him to find a princess worthy of my lifelong protection."
After that, Li Yi clicked the mouse and sent the photo that he called himself the "Eyes of God".
"Wow!" This is the only brief reply from the little princess, and everything is in amazement.
Wow Ka Ka ...... Li Yi narrowed his eyes and secretly became proud.
Not to mention anything else, if you want to compare the eyes, Li Yi is confident that he is second and no one dares to be first. During his days of fighting fierce beasts in the mountains, he was often in the dark, and whether he survived or destroyed depended on his keen five senses and six senses. He has developed the ability to see his surroundings carefully in a dark environment with just a ray of light, and can smell danger through the wind and grass.
And his eyes used to change in curiosity, excitement, helplessness, fear, comfort, joy, and wandering in the dying struggle.
Li Yi couldn't help but think of those dark days in the mountains, and he really hated the drunkard old man who trained him with hellish methods. Hmph, when I go back to the mountains one day, I must fix that old man.
Stretching her waist, Li Yi saw that the little princess didn't reply for a long time, so she guessed that she must have been electrocuted by her own eyes.
"My princess, why don't we go on a date?"
"When I'm free."
"Okay!" Li Yi was overjoyed, it seems that pretending to be a girl is an indispensable means. Think about it in nature, when it comes time for docile little sheep to compete for mates, they will also fight their competitors at the cost of casualties. In order to fork the female peacock, the male peacock tries to show his most haode tail to the female peacock.
So! "Pickle girls don't pretend to be forced, they will always jerk off!" Li Yi felt that the famous quote he had an epiphany was good, so he recorded it in his personality signature.
Next, the two parties were in a good mood and continued to chat online.
"Lately I've been feeling like I'm being stalked, and it's getting more and more frequent." The little princess returned to the old topic.
"Let me turn into a meteorite and stone those voyeurs to death!" Li Yi's reaction was as strong as ever, which was necessary because it could make the other party feel that he cared about her and cared about her.
"Love saint", this distant term, seems to be getting closer and closer to Li Yi.
There was nothing to do tonight, and Li Yi and the two beauties slept peacefully. Li Yi slept soundly because he replenished the mana consumed. Since Wang Ziyi was rescued by Li Yi, she felt very safe under the protection of a boy she liked. And Ji Mengmeng, because there is a stand-in Bodhisattva sitting in the villa, she has no signs of strange things. The evening passed quickly.
The first class the next morning happened to be the head teacher Mr. Hu's high math questions, and during the class, Mr. Hu seemed to focus on Li Yi and often asked Li Yi to answer some tedious high math questions.
This made Li Yi very headache, he suddenly thought that there was an advanced calculator software in his mobile phone, with many high-number symbols on it, so he lowered his head and quietly danced with his mobile phone, and after entering a series of numbers and symbols, he finally got the correct answer.
This made Mr. Hu's face soften, and at the same time, he was even more moved by Li Yi's ingenuity, this student is such a complex topic, he doesn't even need to do pen calculations!
And Li Yi sat in a row of zuihou, and the mysterious lesbian table did not come to school, so no one in the entire senior class discovered his magical powers.
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When school ended at noon, Li Yi's trouble finally came.
"Li Yi, come with me to the dining hall for lunch, I'll invite you to this meal." Wen Sihai said to Li Yi with a grateful look.
Li Yi's scalp was numb when he was seen, and being looked at like this by a man would make people misunderstand.
"Why are you so generous today?"
"Actually, I know about you teaching the Four Heavenly Kings for me, but you haven't come to school for several days, so I can't find a chance to thank you. It just so happens that I invited you to a meal today, everyone is a student, and there is not much money, so you can forgive me. Wen Sihai helped his black frame.
"I'll please." Li Yi thought that he still had more than 30,000 yuan contributed to him by the abbot of Jian'an Temple, and there were no tweeds.
"No, no, I'm please, add dinner today, go!" Wen Sihai is enthusiastic.
Li Yi had no choice but to follow Wen Sihai down the stairs, at this time Ji Mengmeng and Wang Ziyi should also be in the canteen, as a qualified guardian, he should not leave his employer, right?
By the way, last time I asked Zhao Jianpeng and Qu Baowei to steal Lin Kexiu's nein, I don't know what happened to those two people?
If he succeeds, then he will get the envy and jealousy that all the boys and male employees of the school dream of, and he can also let two loyal partners monitor Ji Mengmeng's safety, then he will be much easier in the future.
The two came down to the teaching building and were walking along the playground, but unexpectedly, a group of little sisters who looked like students came to meet them.
These girls are dressed in strange ways, dyeing their hair, wearing nail polish, wearing multiple earrings, and some are even very revealingly dressed, only wrapping their chests and exposing their abdomen.
A few girls took their mobile phones and looked at the photos inside, and suddenly pointed in the direction of Li Yi and Wen Sihai and shouted: "It's him!" ”