Chapter 399: Jiang Yang Thief
Li Yi tore off the golden coat he was wearing and covered his face, before he quickly chased after the sedan chair.
“zhanzhu!”
"Huh?" When the four family ghosts and a landlord ghost heard this, they looked at Li Yi curiously.
After they found Li Yi covering his face, they knew that they had been robbed, and the four family members trembled.
"Eat me!" Li Yi kicked in the air.
"Bang!"
Kick this landlord ghost off the sedan chair.
"Robbery!" The four family members hurriedly threw away the sedan chair and fled.
"Huh? These minions actually left their masters and fled? What kind of virtue? Li Yi deplored the bad atmosphere in the ghost town.
"Oh, it hurts, what do you want to do?" The landlord angrily pointed at Li Yi and scolded.
"Give me all the money you have!" Li Yi said viciously, his masked face looked very mysterious, and his exposed eyes were shining.
"You want money? No! There is a fateful one! The landlord shook his head and said. He was an iron rooster when he was alive, and then there was a famine and guarded the grain in the warehouse and did not use it for disaster relief, and Zuihou was killed by the disaster riots.
Ghosts are generally more stubborn, what kind of character they were in life, and what kind of temper they had after death, it is difficult to get rid of them.
is like a green-haired ghost, who was obscene and timid in life, and is also a virtue after death.
I've met someone who wants money and doesn't want to die...... Li Yi frowned.
"Ahh Li Yiwei screamed and slammed his kick on the neck of the landlord ghost.
"Gollum ......"
The head of the landlord ghost immediately rolled to the ground.
"Won't it?" Li Yi was startled, even if it was a ghost. It wouldn't be that fragile, would it?
"Good, good! I'm going to sue you at the government! The head that fell to the ground said hatefully to Li Yi.
The body that lost its head was spared in place for a while, and then adjusted its center of gravity, and then walked towards the head that fell to the ground like a blind man touching an elephant.
"Dig a slot!" Li Yi opened his mouth wide, but after thinking about it, after all, it was a ghost, and it was okay for a ghost to lose his head.
He also noticed that the wound on the neck of the body that had lost the head was neatly placed. Very smooth.
"It turned out to be a decapitator. No wonder it's easy to lose your head. Li Yi smiled coldly.
"Wow!"
Li Yi screamed again, rushed from behind, and kicked the back of the body that had lost its head.
"Bang bang!"
The body was kicked to the ground and bounced twice before stopping.
"Oops. It hurts! "The head that rolled off the ground. Two lines of old tears oozed from the corners of his eyes.
"I repeat. Hand over all your money! Li Yi pointed to the head of the landlord ghost and threatened.
"There is no way to ask for money!" The head of the landlord ghost is still very stubborn.
"Down with the landlord class!" Li Yi shouted slogans, ran to the headless body that was kicked over by him, and punched and kicked him.
"Wow wow! Help me! Robbery! The landlord's head screamed incessantly.
"you!" Li Yi rushed over. Kicked the landlord in the head.
"Whew......"
This head immediately looks like a football that has been kicked off, and I don't know where it has been kicked.
After that, Li Yi rushed to the landlord's body again, continued to punch and kick, and after he was tired, he snatched all the money from him.
After escaping to a no-man's land, Li Yi took out the money to check it.
It was found that the currency in circulation here is also paper money, the face value is also calculated in Arabic numerals, and the banknotes are also printed with portraits of people, but these portraits feel strange.
There are four denominations.
One Dollar Ghost Coins, Two Yuan Ghost Coins, Ten Yuan Ghost Coins, and One Hundred Yuan Ghost Coins.
The one-dollar ghost coin is printed with the head of an old man with a fat face.
The Binary Ghost Coin is printed with the head of an old man with a thin face like a skeleton.
The ten-yuan ghost coin is printed with the head of an old man with a face and facial features squeezed into the word "Sichuan".
The hundred-dollar ghost coin was printed with the side faces of the three old men side by side, smiling and staring ahead, as if they were annotating the newly rising sun.
"Rub! can really pretend to be forced, presumably these three old men are the three evil gods behind Zhang Xianpo, right? Li Yi nodded, for him to know the appearance of the strongest enemy in advance, it seemed not so passive.
Li Yi collected the money and continued to devote himself to the great cause of eliminating demons.
In a short period of time, the rich ghost men who were wandering on the street were beaten and kicked by Li Yi, and all the money on their bodies was looted.
Not long after, those ghost masters with blue noses and swollen faces immediately gathered in the yamen, they screamed to report the crime, they all knew that the criminals were the same person, strange people with masked faces.
For these rich ghosts, the government does not dare not give face, and the case must be investigated, but it must be pressed first.
Because tomorrow is the double happiness day of the two hundredth birthday of the city lord and the marriage of a new wife, every department in the city must go to congratulate, and there must be no mistake in this matter, even if the sky falls, it must be delayed first.
The bureaucracy of the ghost town is arrogant, and each department is thinking about its own future all the time, and the ghost lords have no choice but to accept the government's rhetoric.
"If you catch that robber, you must fry him!" This is the request of the ghost masters, and the government also vaguely agreed.
Because of this, it created convenient conditions for Li Yi to rob, and he saw that no one came to arrest him, so he became even more arrogant.
Two hours later, he returned to the ghost brothel with a bag of ghost coins.
The green-haired ghost didn't notice that the sack Li Yi was carrying contained money, and the other ghosts didn't pay attention either.
Because the audience has quieted down, the main event is about to be staged.
"Oh, Brother Emperor, why did it take you so long to come back, the auction is about to start, fortunately you rushed back, otherwise you will regret it for the rest of your life!" The green-haired ghost said earnestly to Li Yi that he regretted that he did not break the place before he died, so he had to find a virgin to break it after death.
The green-haired ghost often thinks that even if he finds a prostitute to break the place before his death, he will not become a green-haired ghost after death, this is miserable, there are few female ghosts, and he must find a ghost virgin to break the place to get rid of the identity of the green-haired ghost.
The audience was completely silent, and suddenly the music of ghosts crying and wolf howls sounded, and Li Yi was numb in his heart when he heard it. On the other hand, the green-haired ghost next to Li Yi and the other ghosts listened to it fascinated.
Then a group of ghost prostitutes floated down from the upper floor, and they got into the crowd and immediately danced gracefully.
It's just that their appearance is really a little scary.
The skin was pale, as white as blood loss, and although the face was painted red, the color was awkward, as strange as putting a red seal on white paper.
However, they were really wearing very little, and from the side, or other angles, they could peek at the two balls of flesh hidden in their thin clothes, and that little bit of crimson.
"Hehehe......" The ghost prostitutes laughed and danced among the ghost guests.
"Wow haha......" The bold ghosts stretched out their salty hands one after another and pinched the bodies of the ghost prostitutes.
The green-haired ghost looked straight with his eyes shining, and he wanted to reach out and pinch it, but he seemed to have a colored heart and no lustful guts, so he hesitated to go, and still didn't dare to stretch out his groping pig hand.
"Drink, drink!" Li Yiyin smiled and reached out to pinch the chest of a ghost prostitute who passed by.
"Dig a slot?" Li Yi quickly withdrew his hand and opened his mouth wide.
"What does it feel?" The green-haired ghost hurriedly asked excitedly. (To be continued......)