Chapter 400: The Best Bustard
"How do you feel about me, you ask? Won't you touch it yourself? I really look down on you, you have such a small guts. Li Yi pinched the hand that had touched the chest of the ghost prostitute just now, and then said sarcastically to the green-haired ghost.
The green-haired ghost was originally a guy with a colored heart and no guts, and he was not angry when he heard Li Yi's words, but smiled awkwardly: "Brother Emperor, don't hang my appetite, if I could muster up the courage to touch it, I would have broken my virgin body more than a hundred years ago, and I will not become this kind of ridiculed green-haired ghost after death." ”
"Oh, hehe, you want me to tell you that you want to be beautiful." Li Yi stretched out his hand and shook it.
"Huh? Brother Emperor, you can't do this, my heart is itchy, if you don't tell me, I will have trouble sleeping. The green-haired ghost begged bitterly.
"Say you're thick-skinned, pestering me on this issue. Let's say you're thin-skinned, all the ghosts here have touched the ghost prostitute, will you die if you touch it? I will not tolerate your cowardice, I will not tell you what it is like, if you want to know, touch it yourself. I'm doing this for your good, otherwise your embarrassing identity as a green-haired ghost, even if it is another 110,000 years, it will be difficult for you to get rid of it! Li Yi reached out and knocked on the head of the green-haired ghost.
The green-haired ghost also knew that Li Yi was good for him, his face was tangled a few times, and he reached out to touch the breasts of those dancing ghost prostitutes, but his hand was raised in the air and put it down, then raised it again, and then put it down again, and so on.
"Not a man." Li Yi said disdainfully.
"Ahhh The green-haired ghost was furious when he heard this, and he roared.
"Whew!"
Reaching out and sliding over the fluttering garment of the ghost prostitute.
"Ah...... I finally touched it. I touched it......" The green-haired ghost looked at his hands excitedly, and his body trembled.
"Dig a slot! Don't say I know you! Li Yi kicked the green-haired ghost away.
It's a shame to be like this, and when you touch your clothes, you're excited, and in that case, wouldn't the tailor have a kidney loss?
Scantily clad ghost prostitutes danced among the crowds of guests, and the goblins laughed, and the entire brothel soon turned into a sea of joy.
This scenario lasted for more than ten minutes. After that, the horror music suddenly stopped.
I saw the ghost bustard and the ghost thugs walking down from the upper floor.
I saw this ghost bustard with high sideburns. The face is a national character face. There are two dots of pink on the wide mouth, and there is a little bit of stubble around the mouth.
"Wow......" The ghosts vomited in unison.
"Cake seller!" Li Yi patted his chest with a blue face, and the ripples in his heart fluctuated. He thought that Zhang Xianpo was ugly enough, but he didn't expect this ghost bustard to be even uglier.
"Have you finished throwing up? When that's done, let's get down to business. The ghost bustard said with a smile. Everyone must be here today to catch a glimpse of Miss Hua Rong, right? More guests want to spend the Spring Festival with Miss Huarong, right? Hum. But Miss Huarong's first night power is very expensive. I still say the same thing, the highest price gets. ”
"I'm rich! I'm not afraid! A bald goblin screamed.
"Let's start quickly, bustard, today Lao Tzu brought all his belongings. It's to grab the right to the first night of Miss Huarong! Another goblin screamed.
"I'm the richest, and Miss Huarong's first time is my haha."
"Who can compare with me if you are rich!"
"If I don't get Miss Hua Rong's right to the first night today, I'll hang myself!"
"Blow it, you, you've become a ghost, can you die if you hang yourself? Do you swear you try it in the oil pan? ”
The goblins screamed wildly.
"It turns out that the virgin ghost who sold the right to the first night is called Miss Hua Rong? Ghost virgins are rare, and it's no wonder that ghosts are scrambling to get her. But...... Hmph, she's my prey tonight! Li Yi slapped the table with a palm, "Other people's money is in my pocket, who dares to be richer than me?" ”
Li Yi is rich tonight, and it's not a pity to throw away all this ghost money, and he can't take it back anyway.
"Hehehe, everyone be quiet." The old bustard was very satisfied with everyone's reaction, so she waved for everyone to calm down first. Then she said with a smile, "I believe that everyone is bound to win Miss Hua Rong, and I have no doubt about the wealth of everyone here, and it will depend on their own abilities when the auction is held." ”
"I took a cursory look and saw that there were so many guests here today and a lot of new faces. In order to distinguish each person, according to the old rules, a number was issued to each person, and in order to show respect for everyone, I personally issued it. ”
"No, no, no, we've got it ourselves." As soon as they heard that the ghost bustard was going to deal the cards himself, everyone was so frightened that they flew away.
"You're welcome, come to this guest officer, you are number one." The bustard walked up to a big-headed goblin, and then handed over a sign numbered 1 with a smile.
The corners of the ghost bustard's wide mouth groaned, and the faint stubble shook with the smile.
The big-headed ghost looked at the ghost bustard for a while.
"Wow......" He vomited so much that his intestines flew out of his mouth, and then fainted on the spot.
"What's going on? Come on, drag him out! Damn it! The quality of your heart is not strong, and you still have the face to come here to find a woman? The old bustard was annoyed and angry.
Although the ghost bustard is self-aware, she is also a woman, and she is also dignified. You can vomit, but if you faint, you won't give face to the bustard.
The thugs threw this fainted big-headed ghost out of the ghost brothel.
"Alright, it's the guest's turn, number 1 is yours."
The bustard walked up to a dumbfounded-looking goblin, and handed the number 1 sign.
"Gollum ......"
The dumb ghost's eyes suddenly rolled to the ground, and then he had no eyeballs, smiled like a flower, and respectfully took the number one sign.
"Dig a slot, that's okay?" Li Yi's mouth opened wide when he saw this.
Seeing this, the other ghosts immediately discussed: "It seems that the stupid ghost is not stupid, he knows how to throw away his eyeballs, then he can't see the face of the bustard." ”
"Yes, we have to get the brand first before we are eligible to bid for the right to bid for Miss Huarong's first night, so we have to find a way to face the bustard."
When the bustard saw the dumb ghost smiling and taking her sign, he was overjoyed, and immediately asked the ghost thug to reward the dumb ghost with a red candle.
At this moment, the other ghosts saw it straight, and they hurriedly crossed the sea to show their magical powers, and tried their best to face the old bustard and take the sign.
For example, the bamboo pole ghost directly put a bag on his head, and then took the sign handed by the bustard.
The big-eared ghost quickly pulled his ears over and blindfolded them.
However, the most common move used by the goblins is to take off their heads, or their eyes. Because they're ghosts, missing an arm, missing a leg, losing a head, or something doesn't matter whatever.
When the bustard saw that everyone dared to face her, she regained the self-confidence she had not had for many years, and she was rewarded with a red candle for every numbered plate she was given.
The noble thugs behind the bustard were itchy to see and envious of those guests.
Unknowingly, the bustard approached Li Yi. (To be continued......)