059 [Laughter continues]
"Boom!"
Thunder and lightning thundered, and a man in a long robe with braided hair walked into the ruined temple, stepped on the offering table and hanged himself in front of the idol. In the eerie soundtrack, a terrifying ghost air diffuses in the screening room.
"Is there any mistake, watching ghost movies during the Chinese New Year!"
"The whole family came over like watching a comedy, and it ended up being a horror movie."
“……”
Happy ghost in Cantonese means the kind of heartless optimist, so although there is a word "ghost", it does not feel bad during the Chinese New Year. Many people in the theater were attracted by the advertisements of "Oriental Daily", otherwise a movie made by a rookie director and a rookie actor would not attract so many audiences on the first day.
And many of the audience members came from the whole family, and when they saw the scene of Xiucai's suicide in the opening scene, they immediately felt deceived.
"Lalala, lala, lala, la, lalala......"
The picture turned sharply, five young and beautiful girls went on an outing with their schoolbags on their backs, the background music became cheerful, and the subtitle display time had become 1979.
Xu Ke's eyes suddenly lit up, he was attracted by the soundtrack, although he didn't know what song the background music was, but it was definitely original, coupled with the soundtrack that was only hanged at the beginning of the show, Xu Ke suddenly had deeper expectations for this movie.
Hong Kong films before 1980, whether in terms of filming techniques or narrative methods, and from the aesthetic perspective of later generations, most of them were relatively primitive and outdated. Movies such as "Jumping Ashes", "Butterfly Change", "Crazy Robbery" and other movies in recent years immediately attracted attention because they tried to make some kind of breakthrough.
And except for Xu Guanjie and Wen Na Band, which are movies performed by singers, most of the soundtracks of other movies are very bad, like Cheng Long's current soundtrack of "Senior Brother Out of the Horse", although it is quite interesting in some subtleties, it still seems to be rough in general. A few years ago, Shaw Brothers had a "First Punch in the World" miraculously won the ninth annual box office in the United States, but that movie had almost no tight soundtrack.
Xu Ke originally thought that Kang Jianfei had made up this small cost, and all kinds of details should be unsatisfactory, but he didn't expect that the work on the soundtrack was done very well, which shows his intentions for the movie.
In fact, because of the copycat, Kang Jianfei didn't put too much thought into it in the later stage. Even in order to save money, he didn't even invite professional singers, all the male voices in it were sung by himself, and the female voices directly asked Teacher Qin from Tiaojingling Middle School to find girls who were more good at singing in the school to record, and even the theme song "Happy Ghost" in it, those rock accompaniments were also found in small bands in bars. If it weren't for such careful budgeting, the post-production of the film would be completed, not to mention the budget of 450,000, it is estimated that 500,000 would not be enough.
The five girls came to the beach, and the names of the three heroines, Li Saifeng, Wen Bixuan and Li Shan, were subtitled one after another. In the cheerful singing, the five beautiful girls took off their clothes and chased and frolicked on the beach in one-piece swimsuits.
Although several girls show their beautiful thighs, because they are little girls, not only do they not look salty and wet like Li Hanxiang's Fengyue films, but they give people a very youthful and healthy feeling.
Especially the elderly audience, except for those salty wet guys who have perverted hobbies, they all want to have such a beautiful and lovely daughter.
followed by the appearance of five boys, Kang Jianfei played the second male lead much more handsome than in the original work, especially playing and singing on the beach with a guitar, which also made the audience's eyes shine.
Chen Bosen said in a low voice: "With the opening song, this is the second original song, where does Kang Jianfei have so much money to hire someone to write a song?" ”
Xu Ke laughed and said: "You forgot about "Shang. The theme song of "The Beach" was written by him? ”
Chen Bosen patted his forehead: "This guy is really as talented as you said!" ”
The first 10 minutes of the scene, although it creates a youthful and joyful atmosphere, will inevitably make people feel bored after a long time. However, just when the audience's patience ran out, the appearance of Fat Shen Tianxia immediately enlivened the atmosphere in the theater.
doesn't need to say a word, Shen Tianxia twisted her butt and swept the floor while humming with headphones, which already made the audience laugh, and if you can't understand it, you can refer to Uncle Benshan's appearance at the Spring Festival Gala.
Then the rope attached to Zhu Xiucai's ghost moved on its own, scaring away the puppy and frightening Xu Ke's lewd uncle, this bridge made the audience cry out for novelty, they had never seen it before.
And Shi Nansheng pointed at Xu Ke on the screen, couldn't stand up with a smile, and said intermittently: "Old Xu, you ...... Who designed your appearance, and ...... And a hairy adulterous hemorrhoid, good...... It's so decaying, alas...... I'm laughing to death......"
Xu Ke was very speechless, but he just put on makeup and played a clown, so he could laugh like this?
After the happy ghost played by Hu Juncai appeared in the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty, the laughter and surprise were endless, especially the several dialogues in it made the audience laugh.
Li Saifeng: "Who are you?" Dead thief, do you want to rob? ”
Hu Juncai: "Xiaosheng is not a thief, I am ...... I'm not human. ”
Li Saifeng: "Of course you are not a human being, you are a beast, three watches in the middle of the night, breaking into someone's room, not touching anything, touching the soles of other people's feet, you pervert, you pervert." ”
Hu Juncai: "I'm not a wolf......"
……
Hu Juncai: "Miss, please believe me, I'm a ghost." ”
Li Saifeng: "The ghost believes that you are a ghost, looking for death!" ”
Hu Juncai: "Ah...... You hit someone! ”
Li Saifeng: "Didn't you say that you weren't human?" ”
……
Hu Juncai: "What does MAKELOVE mean?" ”
Li Saifeng: "MAKELOVE is all about being good friends. ”
……
Li Saifeng: "Zhu Chuncai, please don't care about it anymore, and speak to the point." ”
Hu Juncai: "Okay, then I'll be straightforward, if I don't give up, I will make love with the two young ladies." ”
Wen Bixuan & Li Shan: "Ah...... You're so direct, you're shameless. ”
Hu Juncai: "I've already made love with her, and now it's the turn of the two of you!" ”
The later sports meeting was even more full of jokes, a ghost wearing the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty appeared in the sports meeting of a modern school, and there was no need to speak or act at all, which was enough to make the audience feel novel and laugh at this time. In particular, Hu Juncai held Li Saifeng to jump out of the world record in the long jump, threw the shot put and threw it directly to the rostrum outside the sports field, which made the audience laugh and burst into tears.
"Hahaha, that Zhu Chuncai is really a pig idiot, it's so stupid!"
"That's so tall and weak."
"Lin Jingjing (Li Saifeng) is so cute, which actor played it?"
"Cut, Lin Xiaohua (Wen Bixuan) is beautiful, I will find Lin Xiaohua like Lin Xiaohua when I find a girlfriend in the future."
"Dream on you!"
“……”
The theater was already fully lively, and almost every few minutes, the screening room erupted in laughter. At the ball, the theme song of "Happy Ghost" sounded, and after singing it a few more times, some young audience members had already sung along, and the plot of the whole nun again made the audience laugh and lie on their seats.
The nun's actor is an ordinary actress in TVB that Kang Jianfei found, although her acting skills and funny expressions are not as good as the original Du Lisha, but the audience at this time is not those who have experienced more sophisticated productions a few years later, and some novel jokes are enough to make them laugh in the theater.
Watching a movie live is different from sitting at home watching a movie alone, some funny plots, you sit in front of the TV or computer, you will only think it is quite interesting, but you just can't laugh. But when you get to the cinema, you will be unconsciously affected by the emotions of other audiences, and an ordinary laugh is likely to cause you to laugh loudly with other people.
This is also one of the fun and charm of watching movies on the spot!
After countless hilarities, the second half finally ushered in tears, especially when the school teacher burned the rope with the happy ghost spirit, and some teenage viewers couldn't help but shed tears.
Chen Bosen sighed: "It makes people cry and make people laugh, this movie-watching atmosphere is so powerful, "Happy Ghost" is going to be popular, Kang Jianfei and several heroines are also going to be popular!" ”
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