Volume 1 Chapter 59 Drunken Dormitory

Ye Yun was directly happy: "Don't worry, with me, I guarantee that I can't be expelled." ”

I remembered it all of a sudden, Ye Yun's father was very bearable. I was also happy: "That's what you said." ”

Ye Yun nodded: "You write first, you can write how you want, but remember to replace the machete with a folding stool." With that, he went to the corner and made a phone call. Taking advantage of this opportunity, I hurriedly wrote about what happened, just wrote about Wu Jiayao and how they came to me, and how I resisted, and I wrote with tears in my eyes, but I replaced the machete with a folding stool. After writing it, Ye Yun also finished the phone call, came over and told me, and it was all done. I said, "Your father is so awesome, let's fire both Wu Jiayao and Lu Guang." ”

Ye Yun glanced at me: "Do you think it's possible?" ”

I have nothing more to say, it seems unlikely. Ye Yun said again: "Besides, I didn't call my father, if he knew that I was fighting at school, he would have to come and play with me, but I made a military order and had to study hard before I could come to the county No. 1 Middle School." ”

I asked, "And who did you call for?" ”

"To my uncle."

As soon as he finished speaking, the male teacher who had escorted us down answered the phone. After receiving it, I looked at him with great interest, but he didn't say anything, and his expression was very flat, it didn't seem that it was Ye Yun's uncle. After we finished writing what happened, the teacher put it away and read them one by one, and after reading it, he said, "Ye Yun, Wu Tao, you two go up first, and then deal with the two of you." ”

Ye Yun and I left the duty room. As soon as I came out, I said excitedly, "Yes, your uncle can really cover it." ”

Ye Yun said proudly: "Of course." Let me tell you, in this place of County No. 1 Middle School, we can make a lot of noise, and no one dares to expel them. ”

I was happy: "Okay, just say this to you, I won't be angry with you, and I won't rob Liu Yuwei with you." ”

Ye Yun smiled hehehe: "Even if you rob me, you can't rob me." ”

I was speechless, even though he was telling the truth, and it didn't prevent me from condemning him harshly. I painfully described how hard I pursued Liu Yuwei, seeing that I was about to succeed but was cut off alive by you, do you say that you are still a thing, can we still be brothers. Ye Yun still smiled: "For me, on a woman, even my father can't let me." ”

I was speechless again, so I could only give him a thumbs up. As he spoke, he walked up to our floor. Ye Yun asked me, what are you going to do next. I said go back and clean up that kid in Tianshui Town, he dared to sneak attack me just now. I'm talking about Li Qing, who slammed me with a stool before, otherwise I wouldn't have fallen so quickly. Ye Yun said okay, he will go with me. The two of us entered the dormitory, the lights were already out, and there was a black hole in the dormitory, Li Qing just sat up and asked, "Who." "It seems that I still have a weak heart. I didn't speak, I went over and pulled him by the hair, and dragged him to the ground, and then kicked him a few times, Ye Yun also kicked a few times, and Li Qing didn't dare to return it. After the fight, I said, "Is the dog so good?" Hit you once a day in the future. ”

After the fight, I was about to go to bed, but Ye Yun didn't let me go and pulled me out of the dormitory. I asked him what he was doing, and he said, "You still live here?" I think it's quite complicated, don't be plotted. I laughed and said, "I want to rent a house outside, and I have to have money." Ye Yun said, "Stay with me, there are still empty beds." "It's okay for me to think about it, to be with Ye Yun, to take care of each other, even if I fight, I'm not afraid that no one will help me. In the original dormitory, even if he was killed, Pang Hua did not react.

followed Ye Yun to a dormitory, and as soon as I pushed the door, I called out: "I'm grass, where are the people in your dormitory?" "Yes, there are eight beds in the dormitory, but not a single one. Ye Yun said lightly: "I live alone." I scolded: "It's so corrupt, the country will be ruined in the hands of people like you." Then he rushed back to pack his luggage, planning to stay here in the future, and then squeeze with those people, and he didn't have any feelings with them anyway.

After tidying up in the dormitory, Pang Hua asked me where I was going, and I replied directly: "Can you manage it?" And he said no more. He didn't do anything to be sorry for me, but I just looked down on such people and disdained to communicate with them. packed up and moved all to Ye Yun's dormitory. It's just the two of us, it's so free, and there is no power limit, it's heaven. Ye Yun also took out two pots of head and peanuts from under the bed, and the two of us ate, drank, and chatted like this. Chatting and chatting, we talked about feelings, we have a lot of common language, there is a feeling of seeing each other late, and calling out one brother at a time.

After another glass of wine, I held Ye Yun's hand and said excitedly: "Good brother, I really put too much effort into Liu Yuwei, you can give her to me." ”

Ye Yun also held my hand and said excitedly, "Brother, no. Anything but women. ”

I lay on the table, eager to slam it a few times, what kind of person is this? No way, I really gave up Liu Yuwei. So I stopped talking about this topic and talked to Ye Yun about other things instead. That night, it was the first time I really opened my heart and chatted, and frankly I had never been like this with Yuan Feng! I started from being beaten on the night of New Year's Day, and I kept saying that I was the king and hegemon in the third year of junior high school. As I spoke, I cried again, but this time it was the effect of alcohol. I said, "I don't have many brothers in my life. Ye Yun, you are one of them! ”

I'm not embarrassed to say you're the second.

Ye Yun said excitedly: "Wu Tao, with your words, we will be blessed and enjoy hardships in the future." Of course, women still can't. ”

I also excitedly said, "You're such a candid lad." ”

By one or two o'clock in the morning, we had already drunk half a catty each, and we were both dizzy. I don't know who proposed, saying that I was going to Lu Guang, anyway, we both agreed, rummaging through the boxes and looking for the guy. I took out the suitcase, took out a machete from the bottom, and said, "This knife is for Yuan Feng, but it's a pity that he can't come to Wenshui." Ye Yun grabbed it and said, "Obviously it was prepared for me, this is called my own arrangement." I smiled and said, "Yes, yes." Then he said, "Well, where is my machete?" I searched and searched, Ye Yun also searched and searched, and I remembered it after the most, and patted my head and said, "It's in the duty room!" ”

Ye Yun said: "In this way, you go and inquire which dormitory Lu Guang is in, and I will go to the duty room below to get a machete." ”

The division of labor was completed, and the two of us acted separately. When I went back to my dorm, they had locked the door. With the strength of the wine, it doesn't matter if they sleep or not, there is a knock on the door, and someone inside asks who it is, and I shout that I am your grandfather. After the last Pang Hua opened the door for me, I rushed to the bed of a kid in Tiantun Town when I entered. I still have a machete in my hand, but it startles the boy. I smiled: "Don't panic, let me ask you, which dormitory is Lu Guang from?" ”

After getting the answer, I came out of the dormitory, and it happened that Ye Yun also came up, and he was really holding a machete in his hand.

I was surprised and said, "Okay, you're coming back?" ”

Ye Yun said: "I stuffed a pack of cigarettes for the building manager, and I took the machete back." ”

Up to now, I admire Ye Yun in addition to admiration. I shook my machete and said, "Let's go." Then he and Ye Yun went straight to Lu Guang's dormitory. Although it was the middle of the night, the two of us made a lot of noise, and I felt that many dormitories were tossed and woken up. Lu Guang's dormitory was at the other end of the corridor, and we didn't even knock on the door in the past, but kicked it in. The wooden door was directly kicked and broken. I rushed in and shouted, "Lu Guang, grandpa is here, where are you?" "I really drank too much at the time, otherwise I wouldn't have been so stupid. The key is that Ye Yun also drank along: "Lu Guang, the second grandfather is here, where are you?" ”

The dormitory was dark and empty, and a student could be seen sitting up from the bed and saying in a daze, "Huh? ”

We didn't care if he was Lu Guang or not, and rushed over to slash at him indiscriminately. The student arched himself under the covers, screaming as we cut him. Now that I think about it, it was fortunate that neither of these two knives was sharpened, otherwise the student would have died on the spot. The two of us slashed dozens of times, and it was useless for a single person in the dormitory to move, so I guess I was also frightened at the time, and thought we were here to kill people. After the cut, we swaggered out of the dormitory. At that time, many people came out of the corridor, watching the excitement with bare backs. I shook my machete and said, "Look at your mother, get back to me!" "A lot of people have gone back, and a few are still watching.

I couldn't care so much, so I went back to the dormitory with Ye Yun. After entering, I also told him that I had a lesson from the past, and that we must lock the door if they take revenge. The two of us pushed together an iron bed to block the door, and then lay down on the bed and fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, I had a splitting headache and a dry mouth, and I was ready to pour myself saliva and drink. As a result, as soon as he sat up, he shouted: "I grass!" Ye Yun was woken up by me, sat up too, and then shouted: "I grass." ”

The door of the dormitory was kicked into a hornet's nest, and if it weren't for the big iron bed, it is estimated that we would have died in our dreams. It took us a long time to remove the iron bed, and the wooden door was crumbling and in ruins. Ye Yun said: "We have to change the iron door, otherwise it will not be safe for both of us to sleep." I nodded: "Hurry up and change." "I now believe that Ye Yun is omnipotent, let alone changing the iron gate, it is possible to transform it into a prison.

I said, "It seems that the two of us caused a lot of anger last night, we must be careful when we go to class again, Lu Guang will 100% look for us, maybe he will come with Wu Jiayao." ”

Ye Yun picked up the machete and said arrogantly: "Let them come!" ”