Volume 1 Chapter 60 Whack-a-Mole
I also became excited, took the machete and said, "Let's go!" ”
It was a great feeling that we stuck our machetes in our backs, covered them with our clothes behind us, and walked out of the dorm in high spirits. Of course, heroism is heroic, and we have to face reality. There are two of us, although there is a machete in our hands, but it is an iron piece without a blade, it is okay to scare once or twice, and people will make up for this three or four times. Moreover, Wu Jiayao and Lu Guang are in groups and have many partners, so it is really no problem to kill the two of us in seconds.
On the way there, I repeatedly reminded Ye Yun: "You must be careful, if you can't beat us, we will run, there is nothing to be ashamed of." ”
Ye Yun was nervous by me, and kept nodding: "Well, if you can't fight, run, if you can't fight, run." ”
As soon as he was nervous, I was nervous, and before we arrived at the teaching building, we both looked grim and looked at the six roads. But I think it's better to be nervous and have a sense of crisis to survive. It was just before class started, and the way to the school building was full of students. We followed the flow of people, all the way into the teaching building, all the way to the classroom, and the road was safe. However, before entering the classroom, I still reminded Ye Yun once: "Don't take it lightly, always be vigilant!" ”
Ye Yun nodded with a grim face, I just breathed a sigh of relief, but as soon as I walked into the classroom, Ye Yun seemed to be a different person, ran to Liu Yuwei's side like a flyer, and said in amazement: "Yuwei, you are so beautiful today!" Liu Yuwei said coquettishly: "I hate it, aren't people beautiful yesterday?" Ye Yun said: "Beautiful, beautiful, you are beautiful every day!" Then the two of them began to talk endlessly, moving hands and feet, almost sticking together.
I walked over and knocked on Ye Yun's table, and just as I was about to speak, Ye Yun said with a straight face: "Wu Tao, Liu Yuwei is mine." ”
I walked back to my seat in a huff, saying that I was nervous, and what about my sense of crisis? Ye Yun disappointed me so much, what is the difference between him and those singers who "don't know how to die and hate the country"? Ye Yun has fallen, I can't fall, I have to stick to the bottom line. I looked at the door of the classroom, always on guard against Lu Guang or Wu Jiayao or them together. As I was watching, a note suddenly flew over me and startled me. When I looked up, Huang Xiaowen by the window winked at me. I opened the note and saw that there was a line of words written on it: Don't soak me?
Just these four words made me excited at once. Without saying a word, I ran in front of Huang Xiaowen and sat down and laughed. Huang Xiaowen still turned the pen and said, "Are you laughing at your fart? Didn't you want to chase me yesterday, why did you disappear later? "Huang Xiaowen is beautiful, but it's a pity that she is swearing when she says it, which really affects her temperament. But for the sake of her, this flaw can be tolerated. I smiled and said, "Why is there no shadow, I've always wanted to chase you, haven't you been busy yesterday?" ”
Huang Xiaowen asked me what I was busy with, and I told me about yesterday. Huang Xiaowen said: "Just the two of you? Awesome enough, not afraid of revenge? I reflexively bragged: "Hehe, I'm afraid to beg." If they dare to come, I will kill them. Huang Xiaowen snorted: "If you don't blow it, you can die?" It's not that I haven't experienced it, you two will definitely be unlucky next, Wu Jiayao and Lu Guang will not give up. In fact, I also know the truth, but I still stubbornly said: "I'm really not afraid, I'm also mixed up, I used to be the boss of our school, the tallest and strongest boy in our school, and the invincible boy in our school, I have to call me Brother Tao when I see me." ”
Huang Xiaowen laughed directly, and it could be seen that she didn't believe what I said at all.
"Alright, stop blowing. For the sake of you being the first person in this class to chase me, let me ask you, do you need my sister to help you call someone? ”
There are also a lot of Tiange Town in County No. 1 Middle School, and I believe that Huang Xiaowen will definitely be able to call if she wants to, but for the sake of a man's face, I still waved my hand: "No." I told you, I'm not afraid! ”
Huang Xiaowen still laughed, hooked my chin with her fingers, and said in that particularly sassy tone: "I like this little character." ”
Seriously, if it weren't for someone in the classroom, I would have knocked her down directly, this woman is so sassy, too good at seducing, the women in the county No. 1 middle school are all wonderful. I smiled and said, "Like it?" If you like it, be my object. Huang Xiaowen said: "Are you so hungry? You were just dumped by Liu Yuwei, and then I took over, what did I become? You chase after it, I'll see how you behave. "I'm speechless, that's all I can say. I am a little suspicious that Huang Xiaowen doesn't want to be nice to me, she just likes to enjoy the fun of being chased. However, I also have the mentality of having fun, and no one can eat anyone anyway, so maybe it will be done.
After class, I didn't go back to sitting, I discussed it with Huang Xiaowen's tablemate, and sat next to her. I've had several fights in class, and the average student really doesn't dare to mess with me. And as long as it's not the class teacher's class, other teachers won't sit in a mess. After class, I began to be dishonest, touching Huang Xiaowen's arm for a while, and touching Huang Xiaowen's leg for a while. Huang Xiaowen is also sassy enough, she doesn't care about my stubble at all, and she doesn't say anything no matter how I touch it. I was a little impulsive and put my hand on her thigh. It was just a bumper before, but this time I put it on, and I touched it!
That kind of taste, not to mention, it feels like electricity, special ecstasy. But after only a second of ecstasy, Huang Xiaowen suddenly punched me in the stomach! I couldn't hold back at the time, and screamed out, Huang Xiaowen was absolutely serious. The classmates all looked over, and the teacher stopped lecturing and asked, "This classmate, what's the matter with you?" I said, "It's okay, my stomach hurts." Then he lay down on the table. The teacher didn't pay attention to me anymore and continued to lecture. Huang Xiaowen whispered: "I warn you, if you move me again, I will definitely let you not eat and walk around." "I believe what she said is true, this woman is terrible.
So, I didn't dare to touch her, and lay on the table to recover. After a while, a note came. I opened a glance, and it was Ye Yun who passed it on: pay attention to maintaining a sense of crisis. I ignored him and tore the note. After I recovered, I whispered to Huang Xiaowen: "You are too tempting, I didn't hold back for a while." Huang Xiaowen glared at me and didn't speak. After class, Huang Xiaowen and I chatted for a while. Sometimes she ignores me, sometimes ignores me, which makes me very embarrassed, I think she said let me chase her, just to enjoy this feeling, to show the rest of the class, she also has someone to chase.
At that time, in the class, almost every beautiful girl had a boy pestering her. But Huang Xiaowen has never had it, I think it's because her personality is too bad, and she knows at a glance that it's not easy to mess with, and men with a little experience won't chase her. With Huang Xiaowen, I feel like a dog, I come and go when she calls me, I don't know what to say, and I am trying to find a topic, and I feel like I can't let go. Before she could say a word, Huang Xiaowen would say sarcastically: "Are you so boring? Can you tell us something interesting? When she said the third time, I was a little hairy, thinking that my lord would not serve anymore, and then I stood up and prepared to go back. As a result, as soon as he stood up, he saw more than a dozen people coming from outside the classroom, and the leaders were Wu Jiayao and Lu Guang.
I shouted out immediately: "Ye Yun, they are here!" ”
Ye Yun quickly stood up, and the two of us pulled out the machete behind us at the same time. At the same time, they also came in, and sure enough, they came together, but I didn't expect that an alliance had been formed. Wu Jiayao and Lu Guang were both very hot, each holding a guy in their hands, and rushed towards us. Many girls in the class screamed, and they all tried their best to hide in the corner, and the battlefield was opened for us in the middle. Ye Yun and I rushed up together, wielding the machete indiscriminately, and a few students were so frightened that they retreated. At this time, I heard Wu Jiayao shouting: "It's okay, their knives are not sharpened!" Then he lunged at me.
I slashed down and slashed at his shoulder, but of course it didn't cut, it just shook him. Wu Jiayao threw a stick directly in my face, which numbled my face and buzzed in my head. At that time, I knew that the Tao was over, and they were no longer afraid of our machetes. Before his head was clear, he was hit on the back again, and this time he fell directly to the ground. I covered my head, and saw that Ye Yun couldn't do it anymore, and fell to the ground like me, this time it was a complete defeat, and I couldn't kill so many people at all. They kicked very hard, I rolled around with my head in my hands, and I was next to Ye Yun.
At this time, Wu Jiayao said: "Stop." ”
After they stopped, Wu Jiayao directly picked up a desk. That's right, it's the desk! Wu Jiayao said: "Lao Tzu is going to stone them to death." Then he smashed it down. At that time, I was stunned, thinking if Wu Jiayao was crazy, as for such a big hatred? I could only cover my head, I was too afraid that my head would hurt. Then I heard the sound of "bell", and the desk did not fall down, but flew out to the side, and smashed on the ground with a clatter. I looked up in surprise and saw a tall, strong, angry boy standing in front of me. Ye Yun also raised his head and shouted out in a lost voice: "Yuan Feng?!" ”
That's right, standing in front of us is Yuan Feng! I haven't seen it for more than half a month, and I feel that Yuanfeng is a little higher!
Yuan Feng stood in the center of the classroom, really standing out from the crowd. Wu Jiayao scolded: "Who the are you ......?"
Before he finished speaking, Yuan Feng directly punched out and hit Wu Jiayao's chest. Wu Jiayao flew out of the hall directly, lying on the ground and screaming. The more than ten boys were dumbfounded, but Lu Guang shouted: "Let's go together!" They just surrounded them together, and Yuan Feng directly raised his fists and hit them with a "bang".
As soon as the punch came out, one of them fell.
At that time, I had a feeling: this is whack-a-mole?!