So we started to drink, it was really a big gulp, and the few friends called by Cao Ye were also massive, and there was almost no time to break the cup, and after drinking, it was poured and served, and it was too late to eat the dishes. I boast that I have a good amount of alcohol, but I have never drunk such a strong drink, and one glass after another is almost terrible, but I have to hold on for the sake of face. Huang Xiaowen also drank some, but she didn't drink much, and they wouldn't force a girl. One thing that needs to be said is that compared to us student bastards, Cao Ye behaves too much like a social person, and his every move, word and deed is a social person's posture.

After drinking for more than an hour, I was dizzy and the sky outside the window was completely dark. The man drank and began to brag, and several people hooked each other's shoulders and called each other brothers, like a mother's womb. It's not just me, in fact, they also drink too much, so it's strange that they don't drink too much. I put my arm around Cao Ye's shoulders and said, "Brother, I know how chaotic it is in the Dao, you can gain a firm foothold over there, and you can still be the boss, it's really this" I gave a thumbs up. Cao Ye smiled: "It's nothing, in fact, I don't care about this, I just can't stand someone stepping on my head." ”

As he was talking, I heard a brother from Dongzi and Cao Ye arguing, it turned out that the two of them were going to get up because of drinking, and no one would let anyone, and they had to blow on the bottle, which your mother has already drunk like this, and if you blow another bottle, you won't have stomach bleeding? We went up to persuade them, but they still didn't listen to them, and shouted that they must drink. I was about to scold Dongzi when I heard a "pop", and Cao Ye smashed a bottle on his brother's head, and the glass scum suddenly splashed on the ground, and the blood on his head also flowed out.

"Am I not good at talking?"

The brother woke up and did not dare to move.

Cao Ye continued: "People are guests, do you know how to let some guests? As he spoke, he picked up another bottle and wanted to smash it.

I can't imagine that there are people who beat their brothers like this because of this kind of thing. I hurriedly rushed over to stop Cao Ye, Cao Ye still scolded and wanted to beat that brother, I pushed him to the courtyard outside, and the people inside also came out. I persuaded for a long time, and Cao Ye said, "Okay, I won't fight, let's continue drinking." I said, "If you don't drink it, you will die if you drink it again." ”

"No, no, let's have some more beer, it's still early. Boss, boss"

The owner of the farm rushed out.

"Grill some of your fish, set up a table next to the pond, and we'll have some beer here."

Cao Ye spoke very well, the table was immediately put on the table, the beer was also moved out, and there was a barbecue grill next to it, and the boss personally went into battle to help us grill the fish. Cao Ye said: "Huang Xiaowen, can you drink some beer?"

"No problem"

So we started drinking beer again. Beer is not easy to get drunk, but it is very stomach-consuming, and it is easy to pee. When Cao Ye urinated, he directly unbuttoned his pants and peed in other people's pools, Huang Xiaowen not only didn't hide but also laughed, you can imagine how heroic this woman is. I'm not as awesome as Cao Ye, I still went to the toilet when I peed, and when I came back, I saw Huang Xiaowen and Cao Ye sitting together and talking about something. At that time, I was not very happy, I sat down without saying a word, Ye Yun and Dongzi drank too much, and sat on the chair and felt dizzy. After a while, Huang Xiaowen walked towards me, and I was ready to ignore her with a straight face, but Huang Xiaowen said directly: "Wu Tao, what do you mean?" ”

I was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”

"What kind of relationship do you think we have? I would like to ask you what kind of relationship you have? Friends? Bed buddy? Lover? ”

I was dumbfounded, and looked at Cao Ye behind Huang Xiaowen, Cao Ye was also shocked, I guess I didn't expect this situation.

"I'm asking you," Huang Xiaowen shouted.

"We'll talk about that later." I stood up and wanted to pull Huang Xiaowen to talk somewhere else.

"You let go of me" Huang Xiaowen pushed me, "Why do you insult my innocence"

I had already drunk too much, and when Huang Xiaowen pushed me like this, I fell to the ground in one fell swoop. Seeing that something was wrong, Cao Ye hurriedly came over and pulled Huang Xiaowen, Ye Yun and Dongzi also came over, "What's wrong?" ”

Huang Xiaowen cried: "Why are you insulting my innocence, when did I have that kind of relationship with you."

I felt so embarrassed, I just didn't know what to say, Ye Yun helped me up from the ground, Dongzi still looked confused: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" "My face is extremely hot, it's too eye-catching, and Cao Ye saw that we were fighting among ourselves.

Cao Ye pulled Huang Xiaowen, who was still crying. I'm sure Huang Xiaowen is really sad, but I also think that the effects of alcohol amplify her emotions. Huang Xiaowen broke free of Cao Ye and pounced on me again, as if she still wanted to fight with me. Fortunately, Ye Yun hurriedly stopped her, and dragged Huang Xiaowen aside. Huang Xiaowen was still crying, probably in a pretty bad mood, she lost her sandals all the time, and squatted on the ground barefoot and cried. Dongzi seemed to understand something, and as soon as he turned around, he grabbed Cao Ye's collar and said angrily: "What did you say to our sister Wen?" ”

Cao Ye's brothers all scolded, ",, let go of our boss." "Come over here and tug at something.

Cao Ye's face also changed, and he glared at Dongzi fiercely, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Although I drank too much wine, I also knew how to offend Cao Ye in such a place, so I hurriedly shouted: "Dongzi, let go of Cao Ye" Dongzi must have listened to me, so he had to let Cao Ye go, and looked back at me angrily. I put my arms around Cao Ye's neck and stepped aside.

"What's going on?" I was vaguely angry, and I was already trying very hard to endure it, I was so annoyed by this kind of person who was not strict with my mouth that I hadn't said anything to him, and I ran into the ears of the person concerned as soon as I slipped away

"It's not going to happen. It was Huang Xiaowen who came over and asked me why I ignored her. I didn't say anything at first, and she kept pestering me to ask. In the end, I had to say that Wu Tao didn't let the two of us get too close. Huang Xiaowen said, he is not my object, can you control him? So what can I say? I had to say, okay, I know the relationship between the two of you, Wu Tao has already told me everything, you still don't pester me. Huang Xiaowen was furious when she heard it, and you happened to come back at this time, so she went to look for you. However, I want to ask, is that kind of relationship between the two of you, why can Huang Xiaowen be so angry? ”

I sighed, I was completely speechless, I really can't blame Cao Ye or Huang Xiaowen for this, I just blame me for the weird excuse I found. But for now, I can only continue to bite the bullet. I said, "Of course yes, but she's too shy to admit it to your face, so you should pretend that it didn't happen, and don't mention it to her in the future." ”

"Okay."

I looked back and saw that Huang Xiaowen had fallen asleep on Ye Yun's shoulder, and it seemed that she had indeed drunk a lot; Dongzi and Cao Ye's brothers glared at each other.

"I've had a lot of drinks today, so let's find a place to sleep." I said to Cao Ye again.

"Okay."

Cao Ye drove the van in, and I asked him if he could drive it after drinking so much, and he said that there was no problem, he often drank more than this and drove anyway. I had drunk enough at the time, and I didn't care about it so much and got in the car. Cao Ye dragged us to a private house, but fortunately the road was really safe. Entering the house, a man in his thirties came out to greet him.

Cao Ye said: "Uncle Liu, these friends of mine, you can help settle them." ”

"Alright, come in."

After entering, we first helped Huang Xiaowen into a room, and then came out to wash up. Cao Ye said to me: "There are only two rooms, one for Ye Yun and Dongzi, and one for you and Huang Xiaowen." I was about to say no, but then I remembered something, so I nodded and said, "Okay." ”

Ye Yun and Dongzi went to sleep after washing, and they also drank a lot, almost a short film. I can still persevere, thinking that after sending Cao Ye away, I will go and squeeze into the same bed with Ye Yun and Dongzi. As a result, Cao Ye didn't leave for a long time, and kept talking to Uncle Liu, this guy is really powerful in terms of alcohol. Cao Ye asked me to go to sleep, I said no hurry, I can watch TV. Kangxi Weifu's private interview was staged on TV, and I watched it for a while and fell asleep on the sofa. Cao Ye woke me up and told me to go to bed. I nodded, went into the room in a daze, and fell asleep on the bed, and I don't know when Cao Ye left.

The next morning, in a daze, I felt like I was weighing. I opened my eyes and was suddenly startled, because Huang Xiaowen was riding on top of me and I just wanted to push her away, but Huang Xiaowen held down my arms, looked at me with very seductive eyes and said, "Didn't you say that we have that kind of relationship?" Why don't you sit on this kind of statement? ”

Huang Xiaowen on her body is only wearing underwear, and her lower body is covered by a quilt so she can't see it, but according to the touch of her skin, I am sure that Huang Xiaowen is probably wearing only a pair of underwear underneath. Huang Xiaowen is not only beautiful, but also has a first-class figure, otherwise she would not be qualified to be the woman of Han Jun, the boss of Tiange Town. Looking at her like this, I felt like my nosebleed was going to come out.

And, more crucially, boys know what a certain part of the country is like when they wake up in the morning of puberty

In this state, if there is still a beautiful woman who seduces you, I don't believe that there are still men in this world who can stick to the bottom line

Of course I can't

At that moment, I turned into a male dog in estrus, and suddenly turned over and pressed Huang Xiaowen under me, and just when I wanted to make a further difference, there was a knock on the door that rang out inappropriately.

"Brother Tao, Brother Tao, Brother Tao" Dongzi's voice

I'm crazy

"Yu?" I said angrily.

"I can't hold it anymore, I want to go to the toilet"

"What do you say to me when you go to the bathroom?"

"I don't think you can hold it back, so I'll ask you to go to the toilet together"