"Don't go" I was angry, and added as if venting: "Lao Tzu is not going"

"Impossible" Dongzi never gave up, "You drank so much yesterday and didn't pee all night, it's impossible not to want to go to the toilet"

As soon as Dongzi said this, I really felt that I wanted to go to the toilet, and this feeling became more and more intense, and it seemed that my bladder was about to burst. I looked at Huang Xiaowen, and her eyes showed the meaning of "I'm waiting for you". I nodded, got out of bed, and went out the door. Dongzi was waiting for me at the door, and when he saw me, he smiled and said, "If I hadn't called you, I guess you would have to wet the bed."

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and walked straight to the yard, the toilets of private houses are generally in the yard, and Dongzi followed behind. As soon as I left the hall door, I met Uncle Liu holding a handful of green onions. Uncle Liu saw us and said, "Get up?" I'm making breakfast, let's have some dinner together in a while, Cao Ye is still asleep at this time, and he will definitely be able to come over at noon. ”

I thanked Dongzi and continued to walk towards the toilet. When we arrived at the toilet, we peed around a pit, and both of us urinated for more than a minute, which shows how long this bubble of urine has been held. After peeing, I felt relaxed and comfortable, and I couldn't help but thank Dongzi again. Dongzi said: "Don't thank me, if you want to thank Ye Yun, he asked me to call you to the toilet." ”

"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, thinking that Ye Yun really cared about me, and even thought of the fact that I got up in the morning to go to the toilet, but I still felt strange in my heart, why did it mean that Huang Xiaowen and I were about to burn fire, and then think of his previous behavior of cutting off my beard, I always wonder if this guy will do it on purpose......

On the way back, I had come to my senses. I said to Dongzi, "Go and wake up Ye Yun to get ready for breakfast." Then I went back to the room, Huang Xiaowen was wearing a blanket, still looking at me with affection, her eyes could hook out my three souls and seven spirits, the body curve under the blanket was undoubtedly exposed, and the physiological reaction was always not deceiving. I quickly twisted my head to the side, pretended to look at the clock on the wall, and said, "Get up, it's time for breakfast." ”

Huang Xiaowen was silent for a few seconds before she said, "You're not coming?" ”

"Forget it, we don't even have friends in this way."

"Hey, didn't you say we're in that relationship? Why, do you dare to talk about it? ”

I heard the sound of Huang Xiaowen getting dressed, so I turned my head and said, "I said that, I just didn't want Cao Ye to pester you." ”

Huang Xiaowen put on the T-shirt and began to put on the skirt underneath again, her white and thin legs passed through the skirt, and the beauty was really not something that words could describe. Huang Xiaowen stood up and said, "I don't understand, you are not my object, why don't you let others pester me?" If you want to say that you are jealous, you don't want to be with me, and you are not even interested in sleeping with me. ”

"Why not......" I realized that I had lost my words, and quickly turned a corner and said, "I'm doing it for your own good." ”

"Don't do it for my good, I feel that Cao Ye is very good, very manly, I don't reject developing with him." Aside from other aspects, Cao Ye is indeed a type that is easy to be liked by girls, and the identity of the boss of the secondary school alone fascinates some girls.

"No," I said seriously, "he's a dangerous person, and I can't watch you jump into a fire pit." Xiaowen, I can't reveal too many specific reasons, but you must believe me, I am here for your good."

Huang Xiaowen was silent for a while before she sighed and said, "You guys are hiding too much from me." Well, I'll trust you once. ”

"Knock knock." The knock on the door sounded again, and then Ye Yun's voice sounded again: "Come out for breakfast." ”

I went over and opened the door, Ye Yun glanced inside, and said, "Get up, let's have breakfast." ”

I nodded, and the first one went out, and Huang Xiaowen also walked out. In the courtyard is a square table with small rice and pickles, which is the most common breakfast in northern China. The morning sun poured down, we happily ate this breakfast, washed one by one, and then walked around the neighborhood, along the way Dongzi kept muttering: "The task has not been done yet." "There are fixed tasks every day in the game, and we do them every day when we play, and occasionally we don't do them for a day, and it feels like something is missing.

I asked them if they were having a good time, and they all said they were doing well, and I said let's go home? Everyone also agreed. I called Cao Ye, and after a while, Cao Ye came over in a van, got out of the car and said, "What are you in a hurry to go, let's play for a few more days." ”

I said, "No, let's play again another day, I'm sorry to keep causing you trouble." ”

Cao Ye persuaded for a while, so he had to say, "Let's go after lunch." ”

We couldn't refuse this request, so we had to agree. Cao Ye immediately called to book a hotel, and I hurriedly stopped him and said, "Let's not go to the hotel, just eat at Uncle Liu's house." Cao Ye said okay, so he pulled us back to Uncle Liu's house and asked Uncle Liu to prepare lunch for us, and we sat in the living room chatting and watching TV, Huang Xiaowen rarely took the initiative to talk to Cao Ye. In the middle, I went to the toilet, went to the kitchen by the way, and said to Uncle Liu to fry some light dishes, I drank too much yesterday, and now my stomach is uncomfortable. Uncle Liu agreed to come down and let me hurry up and sit in the living room.

In the living room, Cao Ye told us something about the secondary school, nothing more than how fierce and brutal the students inside were, and how tall his image was set off on the side. Dongzi naturally couldn't listen to it, and began to talk about the matter of our county No. 1 Middle School, the most dangerous thing was the time when Ren Yuan was trapped in the dormitory building, which was described by Dongzi as "more than 20 of us beat more than 200 of them, and the sky was dark and the blood flowed like a river". Cao Ye really didn't believe it, although he nodded and smiled, there was a trace of disdain in his smile.

After a while, Uncle Liu said that it was time to eat, and we quickly cleaned up the coffee table, and then went to help Uncle Liu entertain. Uncle Liu entertained us and fried a full eight dishes, but because he had said hello in advance, he fried some light vegetarian dishes, such as roasted vegetables, roasted tofu, roasted bean sprouts, etc., only one meat, or a braised fish, and the reservoir side seemed to be making fish.

We said thank you and helped Uncle Liu bring the dishes to the coffee table. Uncle Liu is quite honest and keeps saying that he doesn't need to thank him. When it came to the last dish, we asked Uncle Liu to come over and eat together. Uncle Liu was embarrassed and couldn't stand our invitation to sit down.

At this moment, a sudden change occurred. Cao Ye suddenly picked up a plate of fried vegetables and slammed them on Uncle Liu's face, the vegetables had just passed the oil, and they were still hot, and the hot Uncle Liu screamed "ah" and fell to the ground backwards. The change was so fast that we didn't react at all. By the time we reacted to stop it, Cao Ye had already fallen on Uncle Liu's face with three dishes, not only did the hot dishes burn Uncle Liu, but the broken plate also cut Uncle Liu, and blood mixed with vegetable soup flowed down. Uncle Liu covered his face and screamed "ahh

"Cao Ye" I exhaled, and quickly rushed over to stop him, snatching the plate from his hand, while Ye Yun and Dongzi immediately pulled Uncle Liu away and wiped the juice and blood on Uncle Liu's face with a towel. Huang Xiaowen was completely stunned, yesterday on the edge of the reservoir may have thought that Cao Ye was a man, but now I am afraid that he only thinks that he is a madman, the out-and-out madman Uncle Liu did not offend him at all, but he was also subjected to this kind of inhuman treatment Uncle Liu trembled all over his body, and looked at Cao Ye in horror while half-sitting on the ground.

Cao Ye pointed at Uncle Liu and scolded: "You fuck, you really don't give me any face."

Uncle Liu trembled and said, "Did I do something wrong?" ”

"Fuck, these friends of mine came from afar to give you face to live with you, and you entertain them with these things, isn't it a slap in the face? Didn't you take Lao Tzu in your eyes? Cao Ye's eyes widened, as if he wanted to eat people.

It turned out that it was because Uncle Liu looked at me tremblingly, so I hurriedly said: "Cao Ye, you misunderstood, I asked Uncle Liu to fry these dishes, because I felt that I drank too much wine yesterday, and it is better to eat something light today." ”

Uncle Liu immediately showed a touched look, and muddy tears flowed from his eyes. Cao Ye looked at me and said, "Is that so?" ”

I nodded, "Yes." ”

Cao Ye pointed at Uncle Liu and said, "Damn, you didn't say it earlier, fry these dishes again."

Uncle Liu hurriedly lay on the ground to clean up the leftovers and broken plates, Ye Yun, Dongzi, and Huang Xiaowen all went over to help him clean up together, and I persuaded Cao Ye: "Don't bother, these dishes are enough for us to eat." "What I said is true, that one fish is probably enough to eat. Cao Ye said: "Then how can it be done, you have to re-fry it, don't help him get it, this is what he should do"

I remember that last night, Cao Ye still respected Uncle Liu, and today he immediately turned his face and didn't recognize anyone, which really shocked and frightened me, and I felt that I couldn't figure out this person. I used to think that Jin Lin was a psychopath, but I didn't expect Cao Ye to be even more nervous than Jin Lin, these two people seem to have come out of a mental hospital, and no one knows when they will go crazy. Could it be that Wenshui County Secondary School is actually not a school, but a huge psychiatric hospital, specializing in the production of human shapes like Cao Ye and Jin Lin?

The floor was cleaned up, Uncle Liu went to stir-fry again, and Cao Ye continued to chat with us, with a calm tone and docile personality, and he couldn't see anything abnormal. Except for me chatting with Cao Ye, Ye Yun and the others were all silent. Cao Ye also asked, "Hey, why don't you speak?" Do you think I didn't entertain you well?

I quickly said, "No, they're just too tired, let's just say it."