I found a barbecue stall, we started drinking at 6 o'clock in the afternoon, and we didn't even go to the evening self-study, each with a case of beer at their feet, and the task tonight was to finish each of our beers, and when to finish drinking and when to go back to bed. At the beginning, Ye Yun and Dongzi bragged, saying that beer can also get people drunk? At first, it was like drinking water. And I didn't hurry, they drank two glasses and I drank one, they also laughed at me like a woman, I said what a hurry, I drank it too!

In fact, anyone who has experience knows that beer can be really intoxicating, as long as you drink enough of it! This thing is first of all to occupy the stomach, three or four bottles of beer can not be supported, obviously you can still drink but you just can't pour a sip, at the beginning of the big gulp to the back of the definitely not. Sure enough, as I expected, after Ye Yun and Dongzi ate five bottles of beer, they said that they couldn't drink a sip, and I picked up the cup with a smile: "Drink, drink, didn't you laugh at me just now?" ”

Since these two men have been begging for mercy, I am going to let them go and allow them to rest and drink again. If you don't drink alcohol, you can only use it to chat, and the conversation gate is completely open. I don't know if you have experienced it, when someone in the circle of friends is ready to leave, everyone always likes to reminisce about the past and talk about the past. The three of us were no exception, and we began to talk about who we had beaten and who we had beaten side by side, and the more I talked about this kind of thing, the more excited I became, I put my arm around Ye Yun's shoulders and said with a smile: "There is something I have always wanted to ask, why did you come to County No. 1 Middle School in the first place, you won't make a special trip to help me, right?" ”

Ye Yun said, "Didn't I say it? There are a lot of beauties in the county No. 1 Middle School, of course people like me have to come over and have a look. ”

"Don't be, it's been two years, and I haven't seen you take a fancy to a few girls, but I'm addicted to cutting off my nonsense!"

Ye Yun stopped talking, his face was very awkward, I also felt quite embarrassed, so I quickly changed the topic to say something else. After a while, Dongzi asked me to accompany him to the bathroom, and we staggered to our feet. It is said that it is a toilet, but it is actually a row of walls behind the barbecue stand, where drinkers are urinating, and there is a smell of urine all year round. Dongzi and I each took a corner and unbuttoned our pants to release the water. Dongzi peed and peed, and suddenly said, "Brother Tao, Ye Yun will leave tomorrow, I want to beat him." ”

I was taken aback: "What are you doing beating Ye Yun?!" ”

"As soon as I think of him cutting off your beard, I get angry." Dongzi said drunkly: "Do you remember when he robbed Li Yang?" Huang Xiaowen and I are both upset for you, just waiting for when you decide to clean up this grandson, I will definitely be the first to open his scoop! As a result, the kid from the black dog made a mistake and actually besieged you in the cafeteria, but fortunately, Ye Yun saved you! In this way, the two of you are reconciled again, as if nothing had happened. I don't care, as long as Brother Tao is happy. But what did Ye Yun do? robbed Li Yang, but he was not good with Li Yang, the same as the previous times, I feel that this kid is just cutting off his beard for the sake of cutting off his beard. Let's just talk about tonight, he said that his name is not Huang Xiaowen. Hey, even if he calls, Huang Xiaowen may not come! As soon as you talked about this just now, this guy didn't say a word, and my fire was burning again! Brother Tao, I must beat him tonight! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Dongzi squatted down and vomited, mixed with his urine, which was really smelly. I covered my nose and helped him beat his back: "Don't make a fuss, you kid, I don't care about that thing at all, what is a woman in front of her brother?" Besides, Ye Yun is like that, I knew him when I was in junior high school, and I have always valued women more than the sky. Besides, if you really like me, you won't be snatched away by Ye Yun, and being snatched away by Ye Yun also means that I and this girl are not suitable. ”

After talking for a long time, I finally persuaded Dongzi to stop, and I helped him back to the stall. Ye Yun also drank too much, lying on the table unconscious. I shook Ye Yun's arm: "Hey, are you okay?" Ye Yun sat up tremblingly, his eyes were red: "Okay, who said I can't do it, I don't think Dongzi can do it, did you fall down and vomit just now?" ”

Well, with just one sentence, I can be regarded as lighting the flame I just extinguished again. Dongzi grabbed a wine bottle, glared at him and said, "Who do you say, you tell me clearly!" "It seems that Ye Yun's scoop can be opened at any time.

"Yo, what's this for?" Ye Yun is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and looked at Dongzi with slanted eyes, "The wings are hard, right?" ”

"Fuck you......" Toko raised the bottle.

"Put it down!" I also had red eyes: "Dongzi, can't I control you!" ”

"I ......" Dongzi looked at Ye Yun angrily, and the bottle still smashed down, but not on Ye Yun's head, but on his own. The beer bottle was torn apart, and several streaks of blood flowed down Dongzi's forehead. Ye Yun and I were stunned, completely unable to understand what was going on.

"Ye Yun, you have to give Brother Tao an explanation." Dongzi gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Tao can not care, but I can't ignore it, why do you always intercept Brother Tao's beard?" If you don't make it clear today, I'll keep smashing myself on the head. With that, he grabbed another beer bottle and smashed it against his head, and with a "bang" the bottle fell apart again.

My God, this guy is really learning and using it, I just told him about Cao Ye in the afternoon, and he is using it flexibly!

The movement here attracted the guests next to him, and even the owner of the barbecue stall ran over in a panic: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" ”

We often come here for a drink, and we are familiar with the boss, so I quickly said, "It's okay, it's okay, we're not going to make trouble here." ”

After sending the boss away, I hurriedly persuaded Dongzi: "What are you doing, hurry up and put the bottle down!" ”

"No way!" Dongzi's eyes were red, obviously he had drunk too much, and the blood kept flowing down, "Ye Yun, you give an explanation!" As he spoke, another bottle was smashed. How could Ye Yun watch him smash his head, and quickly stretched out his hand to stop him.

"I said." Ye Yun looked at Dongzi helplessly.

Dongzi sat down at this time, and I hurriedly beckoned the boss to bring some tissues over to help Dongzi cushion, but we didn't worry about any injuries to him, what is it to get these two bottles after messing around for so long!

"I think Wu Tao should know what I'm for." Ye Yun looked at me.

Toko also looked at me.

"......" I was speechless, and said helplessly: "For Yu Xiaowei? "For so long, no matter who I'm with, Ye Yun will always find a way to get involved, but if I am with Yu Xiaowei, he will do everything possible to match and create conditions for us.

"Yes." Ye Yun nodded: "I just want you to be with Xiao Wei." Including me coming to the county No. 1 Middle School, it was also for Xiao Wei. Xiao Wei is really good, so much better than other girls that I don't know where. Wu Tao, why don't you think about it? ”

"I told us...... Forget it, don't talk about this question. Ye Yun, I know that you and Xiao Wei are also buddies, but no matter how good the relationship is, it won't be so good, right? I didn't go to the key school in the city, but I went to the county No. 1 middle school to study, and I mixed up for two years, fought countless fights, and fell out with your father...... Is it really worth it? ”

I shook my head: "I don't understand. "I said in my heart, Ye Yun, Ye Yun, don't tell me, you like Yu Xiaowei, so you want her to be happy, so you want to match the two of us, that's too bloody, I also have to knock my own bottle.

Ye Yun picked up the cup, took a sip silently, looked up at the night sky, and his demeanor was the same as Cao Ye last night, as if everyone who was ready to tell a story would fall into a deep depression.

"It's going to be a long story." Ye Yun said: "Maybe let's finish the wine, my story hasn't been told yet, are you ready?" ”

"Wu Tao, you may know that my family used to be in Tianqu Town, my father worked at the police station in the town, and Yu Xiaowei and his father were colleagues, and they were already good buddies in a pair of pants when they were not married. At that time, my father was not a leader, both of them were ordinary policemen, but they were the most valued pair of partners in the eyes of the leaders, and they had worked together to crack many cases. It stands to reason that with such qualifications and abilities, promotion or something is as simple as drinking water and eating for both of them. But you can also see the current situation, my dad works in the organization department of the city, and he can be regarded as a single-handed figure, and Uncle Le is still a small policeman in the town. The reason for this is that you don't need to say that you also understand, how can a subordinate who often slaps the table and stare at the leader be promoted? My dad said Uncle Le several times, and he said at the time that he knew and knew, but next time he still slapped the table and glared at the leader...... My dad can't help it, from the town to the county, and then from the county to the city, after the location is different, the contact will gradually decrease. But if you want to talk about the reason why their real relationship has weakened, we have to start with another thing. ”

"When my dad and Uncle Le were still in Tianqu Town, both of them were young men who were just twenty years old, and my dad didn't have a partner at that time, and Uncle Le had a childhood sweetheart named Guan Shuiyue." Speaking of this, Ye Yun paused for a moment and added, "By the way, Guan Shuiyue is my mother. ”

"I'm grass!" Dongzi shouted out: "It's your family's tradition to dare to cut off your beard?" ”

Although I didn't shout it out like Dongzi, I thought so in my heart, what kind of father and son is this, robbing brothers and daughters-in-law!

"Get out of here!" Ye Yun scolded with a smile, picked up a piece of edamame and smashed it.

"Wu Tao." Ye Yun looked at me again: "You have also met my mother, tell me how your impression of her is?" ”

I recalled it for a moment and said: "Beautiful, shrewd and capable, mature and confident, noble and elegant, in short, a queen's style, born high." ”