"Want to visit military training? Why? ”

"Woo......"

The origin of the matter is simple:

After a series of hectic tasks such as the opening of the stadium, the bishop decided to treat himself to a pepper lamb chop in the evening, roasted chestnuts with lingonberry sauce and honey.

Just as the bishop had fastened his bib and watched with joy as the attendant carried the fat lamb chops all the way to his table, a robber who had reformed himself came on the way.

The knight solemnly stopped the attendant and told him that the cook must have forgotten that today was the day of the martyrdom of Saint Bris, and that he had to fast for five days.

Of course, the kind of thing that gives a fragrant lamb chop to the holy bishop during Lent must be because the devil has arranged for the cook to remember the wrong day—he, as a knight of the bishop, must strictly forbid such a terrible thing to happen to his master.

Is meat meant by the bishop himself during Lent?

Such a person who talks nonsense, he can use his sledgehammer that has broken the heads of dozens of knights to ensure that the other party will not live to see the sun tomorrow.

The bishop weighed the weight of the knight's sledgehammer and the hardness of his own heavenly spirit cover, and wisely shrunk - if he fought with hand-to-hand, he still had a chance to win, if he learned the ancestral craft, then he might not be afraid of the knight's sledgehammer, but he was not old enough to pick up the ancestral pig-killing knife, so he was sent by his mother to become a monk, and all the weapon skill points were added to the paper cutter - probably he could scare Luo Yi the Great Demon King, and there was no protection at all against the integrity of his own Tianling Gai.

So, the bishop tied his bib and sat in his seat, watching the fragrant lamb chops get farther and farther away from him.

His eyes were filled with sincere tears because of the knight's faithfulness.

What a sad story.

The bishop was even more sad when he thought that he would have to walk in front of the monk inside and outside the monk on the path of the saint who would be cut into seven or eight pieces after death, which was different from the treatment the devil had promised him!

So he came to the big demon king to ask for points for points.

"Oh, oh, oh, that's it."

After listening to what happened to the bishop, the big demon king who didn't even have the skill points of the paper cutting knife thought about it for a while, and sincerely proposed to him - he wanted to add weapon skill points purely because he ate too much, and now his life couldn't be more beautiful - there is a big demon king who farms to make money, and there are knights who defend his body and mind, he doesn't have to do anything, just lie down......

"Lie flat on the quilt wheel X!" Because he didn't eat the lamb chops, and I was afraid that it would be difficult to eat the lamb chops in the future, the bishop who was angry and ruined immediately exposed the sinister intentions of the big demon king.

"How can you look at my sincere eyes."

The young bishop lowered his head and stared at the baroness's black pupils for a full three minutes: "You are very sincere every time you lie to someone. ”

The hidden story behind this sentence is even more sad.

The bishop was so sad that he didn't dare to remember.

Ever since he came to the Barony's Domain, where the devil came, he hadn't had an ordinary day!

He thought for a moment and proposed to the Great Demon King that it would be enough to have one Great Demon King in charge of his body and mind, and there was no need for another one!

The Great Demon King modestly pointed out that he didn't even have a paper cutter skill point, so I'm afraid he can't do it, what? Have you already started military training? No, there are no military exercises, if you don't believe me, please see......

The bishop said nothing, and looked up at the planks that had been erected not far away.

The board reads the following:

General Headquarters of Flood Fighting, Rescue, Earthquake Relief, Fire Drills

Participating units

United Iron & Steel Co., Ltd

Head Office of Tournest Road and Bridge

Iron ore and non-ferrous metal mining brothers' association

Star of Hope School of Planning, Design and Architecture

Brad's Textile & Pastoral Sisters Mutual Support Group

……

Then, he pointed to the two teams of people who were fighting with torches at his feet: "Fire drill? I think it's an arson drill! ”

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