107 New Slaughterhouse Guild

The author has something to say: I saw someone say that they watched those funny things in Ukraine, only to find out that "The Crossing Girl from Zero" turned out to be realistic, I must say that whether it is the meticulous farming part in the first half or the absurd and bizarre hegemony part in the second half, it is realistic, if it were not for these tragic and ridiculous

Absurd and bizarre things have happened, they are happening now, and they may befall you and me in the future in the praise and praise of many people, and I will not write this long story.

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The Great Demon King saw that his plan could not be achieved, so he made another plan.

She was reluctant to let the bishop extend his influence to her newly established fire drill - the truth of power from the barrel of a gun, she had seen the reality of so many churches being deflated since she crossed over, and she had deeply understood that in order to control the bishop and others, it was necessary to hold the barrel of the gun firmly!

But for the bishop to give up her outstretched hand, she would obviously have to give some compensation and ...... More flickering.

She summed up the failure of the previous flicker, the bishop is neither a crossing woman nor a crossing Xiaoshou, doing nothing but lying flat and being X This kind of thing obviously does not like him, and it is natural that the flicker is not successful.

So, how can you do what you like and succeed?

What is it about the bishop that is good?

He's so good......

The Great Demon King showed a strange smile, which frightened the little bishop three steps back, he was too familiar with the Demon King, every time she showed this kind of smile, there were always a large number of people who would obediently fall into her trap.

"Ah, dear Bishop, have you ever considered inheriting your father's business?"

"What? I'm a bishop now. ”

"Who says the bishop can't be a butcher part-time?" The Great Demon King looked like he hated iron but not steel.

"Ah, ah, but this and ...... I'm just practicing the pig killing knife now, is it too late? ”

"Stupid, who wants you to practice killing pigs? I mean, how did the original apostle allow you to eat pork? ”

"He had a dream, and he dreamed that God had put a table, and there were all kinds of animals on the table, and a voice said that you can eat whatever I put it."

"You also have a dream that a voice says that as long as you have recited the sacred prayer to slaughter and cook lamb chops, you can eat them during Lent."

"Ahh Is that okay too? ”

"Stupid! What does the Bible say? How did Abraham, the first of God, make his fortune by piety? Isn't it that his wife Sara was robbed by Pharaoh once when she was in her sixties, and by divine power, she not only came back with all her beards and tails, but also brought back many belongings from those who robbed her. ”

"Really, but what does this have to do with dreaming?"

"Listen to me, after Sara is over ninety years old, wasn't she robbed by Abimelech, King of Gerar, everyone is ninety years old, menopausal, menopause has passed half a lifetime, and she can still be robbed again by the powerful who covet her beauty, in the eyes of the whole diocese - most importantly, in the eyes of the knights - the saints prepare, what about another dream? I think it's much more real than a 90-year-old woman being robbed by the powerful. ”

“…… That's right. ”

Seeing that the flicker had succeeded, the devil kept trying to divert the little bishop's attention from the pig-killing knife, and used the thing that the little bishop was most interested in: "And ah, you can let others eat this little lamb chop." ”

"Let someone else eat?"

"As long as you chant and enlighten pork, mutton, and beef, you can eat them during Lent, and if you think about it, you can sell meat during Lent, and the slaughtering guild will not worship you as an apostle! When the time comes, not to mention the slaughterhouse of Turnest, even the slaughterhouse of other cities in Neustria, you will also be invited to be the honorary president. ”

"Oh, oh." The little bishop was overjoyed, not only can he inherit his father's business, but also carry it forward, the devil's ** is really what he likes!

Being a monk can also work as a butcher, why didn't he think of such a wonderful thing earlier!

Then, the bishop, who had already started a liquor business, keenly smelled the business opportunity in Kaiguang pork-

"Ah, if it's not just fasting, it's ...... other times"

The devil immediately offered advice to the greed of the human heart: "It is not simple, in you, in the diocese of Tournest, whoever dares to sell pork that has not been consecrated by you, that pork is not halal, wrong, yes...... It is unclean, dirty, and should not be eaten by any believer, and whoever dares to eat it secretly will be declared guilty and excommunicated! "My paper mill is short of people right now.

Compared to the prospect of the saints depicted by the mother, the devil promised to wield the scriptures in one hand and the pig-killing knife in the other...... The new slaughterhouse of black and white all-in-one...... It's so appealing!

The bishop was well aware of the gold coins that the devil had drawn in his beautiful blueprint, but he had one more question: "But I still like to eat bear meat, which is too difficult to recite when killing." ”

The Almighty Devil also gave an answer to this question: "That's not the bear, that's Chairman Mao's...... of tomatoes. ”

The bishop and the devil smiled wickedly together for what they had finally come to an agreement.

Luo Yi, who is actually an authentic mortal, didn't think about the consequences of her flickering, and happily watched as she had forgotten about the addition points, and was busy building a new one. Caesaropapism. The young bishop of the Slaughter Guild—the New Church for short—went away rejoicing, triumphantly giving a hundred thumbs up to his deception skills.

Until she saw Kaiguang drinking water, Kaiguang dumplings, Kaiguang noodles, Kaiguang miracle drama, Kaiguang house, Kaiguang cemetery, Kaiguang coffin, Kaiguang shroud...... Spread all over her entire range of potential.

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