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The congestion incident at the entrance of Starlight City's largest and most expensive amusement park was quickly resolved under the decision of a wise manager, and the person who could be in charge of such an area was naturally not an ordinary person, and when she saw the chaos at the door from the video surveillance, it didn't take her five minutes to turn things in her favor and the amusement park: "Guard!" Pull up the isolation belt and invite in the guests of Balabala, who we have invited to promote! ”

"Manager, why do you say that they are the mysterious guests we invited from the country of Balabala?"

"Because most people have never heard of Balabala, let alone what stars they have. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"However, we can also say that they are local osers that we have hired."

"If Oser could wear silk and fur and real gems, and which one do you think would be good for our fame? Monks from outside are good at chanting! Anyway, we only say that it is a mysterious guest on the surface, and the people from Balabala are not necessarily people from Balabala, let alone stars from Balabala, is it our fault that they look like stars? Keeping cameras and reporters along, getting on the news is more ratings and less expensive than advertising, and of course, don't forget to contact the police and ask if any crazy people have recently stolen jewelry stores and museums. ”

"High, really high."

The seemingly impossible task of leveling the two Heroes was solved by the wise manager: "We will give our special guests a platinum VIP ticket, and the ticket holder will have priority access to all the facilities in the park. ”

"Where do we eat and drink?"

"All food and drinks in the park are also provided free of charge."

"Wow, can you stay? Don't ......"

"There are hotel suites in the park."

"Deal."

The two Heroic Spirits sold themselves for a good price, and thus began their amusement park fun tour, and everywhere they went, there was joy and screaming, which is the opening scene.

The air guns in the park, darts or something, ferrules or something, goldfish nets and so on, of course, have all been manipulated. One of the ten miles of ordinary people is blessed by the god of luck, but for the heroic spirit who is extremely talented and has received military training all year round...... That's not enough to see! The crosshair is a little crooked, compared to standing on a sea boat and shooting birds, it is pediatric at all!

Soon the two unlucky assistants, En, were actually two unfortunate and not cautious enough to carry all kinds of dolls in their arms, with their heads on their heads, their backs on their backs, and their arms in their arms. From a distance, it seems that the two doll mountains are slowly moving with the two heroic spirits who are strutting high.

"What the hell are we here for?"

"They (the amusement park staff) seem to think we're here to carry bags."

"Honestly, aren't we carrying bags now?"

"Stop, help us take this."

"Huh, hey?" A half-eaten bag of potato chips and a half-eaten bag of popcorn were added to the two doll hills, respectively, "We're going to go on a roller coaster!" ”

"Woo woo we haven't played yet......"

Two Heroes sit on the roller coaster one after the other to the sound of the camera. "That manager looks familiar."

"Really? I think so too, but I can't remember who she looks like, and it shouldn't look like Your Majesty. ”

"It's not like it at all, but I always feel familiar, it's someone we've met, but I can't remember who it is...... Wonderful feeling. "As they talked, the roller coaster started slowly, climbed slowly, and then ......

"Let's play again! It's fun! ”

"No, no, you can let that one of you play with you!"

The knight's beautiful blue eyes slowly swept over a mountain of dolls with a bag of potato chips on top and a mountain of dolls with a bag of popcorn (the latter began to tremble), then looked boredly at the big screen on the side of the road that was relieving the queue and advertising, where the latest movie trailer was playing. Ah, looking at the subtitles next to it, it seems to be "Marilyn, the Empress of the Generation".

The subtitles roll slowly, and the sad female voice is crying and stating the world's various misunderstandings about the Empress Marilyn, and her longing has always been to abandon the throne, find a man who is willing to marry her, and live an ordinary married life with this man. How to expect a man to save her from the terrible throne and make her a dream-free, brainless little woman, how does she **** think about getting married every night......

"Hahaha. Hahaha, these screenwriters are really capable," Francis expressed his disdain disdainfully: "What do they think the Empress is?" If Your Majesty wants to get married, all you need is one sentence! ”

"And eighty percent of them give you five minutes to prepare, and after five minutes your whole family will have my surname (it is said that in the world where it came, this is called giving a surname. It's a great honour)" Those five minutes were reserved for him to draft the proclamation of Her Majesty's wisdom and greatness, in accordance with the will of the people, in response to the cries of the people, and how grateful he was for the proclamation.

"Then we started preparing for the auction of wedding souvenirs, which is a sure thing, and there will be limited editions and special editions."

"The location of the auditorium will also be sold by her."

"The carriage of the wedding has to be a charter sponsor for everything."

"It must be Jacob's old man who got the bid, oh, that woman looks like a manager"

"She doesn't look like Jacob, we need to beware of being plotted."

"That's right, that family is profiteers! I've heard that Tim's sister is a profiteer who is more powerful than him and his grandfather combined! His Majesty said that he admired her money-making method! ”

"Your Majesty admires ...... Oh, my God! I thought there would be no more shameless way to make money than her, but I didn't expect it to be. ”

The two loyal ministers of Her Majesty the Empress in the previous life did not hesitate to criticize their monarch, so that the two innocent and kind citizens who carried bags and snacks for them were confused, but even if they understood it, they might not believe it, after all, they used to accept popular works like "A Generation of Empress Marilyn", and it was still very difficult for them to accept a female monarch who deliberately used various means to make money, It's easy to convince them that an empress who rules the continent and rules all directions aspires to be a petty citizen like them (or worse than them). Of course, for the two black-hearted heroes, it was the opposite.

"There have been no recent robberies of jewelry stores and museums, but for the sake of caution, we still have to come because there are so many people here that there is a high chance of accidents." The sheriff said this to the female manager who came to greet him.

"Boss, can we really get the autographs of those two Balabala stars?"

"Shhhh (~^~)