Fanwai Valhalla: Holy Grail War 4
A few heavily armed policemen said a beautiful scene to the female manager of the amusement park, and then happily prepared to meet the "Balabala celebrities" who quickly caused a small sensation on the Internet in the name of the check, because the so-called "check" was just a cover for them to ask for an autograph for their daughter, so their marching queue was relaxed and happy, full of joyful atmosphere, and there was no defense at all. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
However, the uniforms and bullets of these people gave a powerful stimulus to some prepared peace-loving people to gather together anxiously.
"Did the news leak?" A woman with an oversized mask covering her face and covering her body tightly asked eagerly, "It must be your wife's secret, she is jealous that I am going to be martyred and ascended to heaven with you, I have already said that you should divorce her......"
"Shut up! There's no place for a lady to talk here! The bearded man who was ready to be martyred was focused on the upcoming supreme cause at the moment, and had no intention of taking care of the big and small wife's house fight, he simply drove the woman who took the opportunity to fight at the door to look at the wind, and he and several other men began an urgent consultation, whether to transfer immediately, or to start "martyrdom" immediately?
"Since the rumors have leaked out, they have guns and bullets, we only have machetes, or don't touch the stones with clay pots, it is the best policy to preserve our strength, stay in the green mountains, and not be afraid of the days when there will be no martyrdom for peace," said a tall man with glasses, "Although it is necessary to resist oppression, now is not the time, we must kill more in order to receive the greatest reward in the future." ”
"These ignorant civilians have not oppressed us enough! I can't wait a quarter of an hour! A dwarf vehemently objected to the idea of immediate transfer: "It is said that in this world we will each have forty-eight commoners as slaves, but they will not be our slaves or die, and how bad it is to us!" ”
"Yes! Whether it is the law or the government, they discriminate and oppress us, and teach us to live a poor life. Each man had two, three, four wives, not the promised twelve! The bearded man just now was also full of righteous indignation: "These unscrupulous people, many of them still occupy a wife, it's too unfair." Those of us who have the scriptures have not enough wives to make the promises! It's so discriminatory against those of us who have the scriptures! ”
With two votes to one, it has to be said that these peaceful people are still very democratic, and they passed the resolution of "do it immediately", of course, without consulting any opinion of the masked woman during the voting process. However, since the decision made was in favor of her man marrying more wives—and she would have more house fights in the future that pleased her—she should have agreed in her heart rather than unconditionally obeying her man's approval, and anyway, she was quick with the knife, and she did not hesitate to set out to cut people.
"Scared! What happened? Behind the two doll hills, the heads of two puzzled otaku and otaku were exposed, and screams and "Help!" were heard in the distance. Someone's cutting people! "This doesn't seem like a drill......"
"It's not like acting."
"Don't be ...... Peace Religion? ”
"Uh--we're not going to be so lucky--go to an amusement park and meet the Peace Cult?" Despite this, the person who spoke actually believed it in his heart, and was desperately looking to see if there was any place to hide nearby, but unfortunately this doll mountain was too high just now. It looks too short at the moment, otherwise Zhun Bao will immediately hide in Doll Mountain.
"Huh? Someone making trouble? The two heroes came back to their senses from desperately complaining about their boss's tricks to make money, and as professionals, they instantly reacted completely different from otaku and otaku: "Weapons? "Yes!" "Look at it!" "Yes!"
"Long live peace!"
"For peace!"
"Peace is great!"
I saw three men and a woman wearing bloated black robes, with black masks on their faces, and they looked like four large garbage bags floating in the snack square, but the knife flashed, blood splashed, and the ignorant tourists were playing with father and son, mother and daughter just now. In an instant, it is either a ghost under the knife, or yin and yang are forever separated, this situation and this scene can really be described as peace, unity, and prosperity!
"Oops. Ah! "Those heavily armed policemen originally just came to ask for an autograph, but when they saw that the Peace Church was doing such things for the sake of world peace, they only dared to report it. Don't dare to shoot a gun -- the high priest of the Peace Religion had ugly words in front of him -- the Peace Religion cut people down, which is in line with the Peace Sutra, justice, truth, and unity; Cutting down peaceful religions is discrimination and oppression -- who would dare to bear this charge of discrimination and oppression? Only when the Peace Religion was tired of cutting people and the people with their own weapons had gathered so much that they could not protect them -- of course, it was to protect the Peace Religion rather than the common people -- that the police dared to gently invite these people into the police car, and then handed them over to the high priest of the Peace Church, and gently let them out through the back door, that they were a model of peace and unity......
It is said that the occurrence of such a grand event is of great advantage to the official position of their bureau chief -- although they have all seen that the previous bureau chief was sent to other cities with fists and bricks by the angry people afterwards -- but to offend the common people, but to change the place to become an official, to offend the peace religion -- that is to be shot even if they draw a pig's head.
The two heroic spirits who had just crossed over did not have so many scruples, and they were not officials in Starlight City: "Is it mentally ill to cut people?" "No—it looks like I've practiced it, but how do you practice this trick?" Don't block but chop? ”
The two Heroic Spirits quickly approached the mobile garbage bags as they spoke, without a moment's delay.
"For peace!" The bearded man shouted again, and he saw the two heroic spirits running towards him, and knew that the time for his martyrdom was near—the police would not dare to do it, only the families of the civilians who were in a state of confusion—these two men did not have firearms in their hands, so it could be seen that they were civilians who dared to do it: "Martyrdom! After my martyrdom, the Peace Society will reward me with a palace and 800,000 slaves! Alika, give it to me, and you'll get forty thousand slaves in no time!" At the same time be my slave and obey me forever! ”
"Thanks for peace!" The masked woman's eyes glistened with tears of excitement, she was about to live in a palace, and she would have 40,000 slaves to be killed at will! At the same time, she can continue to be a slave to the bearded, a slave for all eternity, oh, how wonderful this eternal life is! Can a woman have this kind of happiness anywhere else except the paradise of peace religion? "For peace! I will slay you who are not believers and believers in peace—"
Francis was a little embarrassed to see the woman rushing madly with a blood-stained knife, as a knight, he had some rules, such as not hitting a woman - "This is not a beating, this is a necessary treatment for a madman!" ”
So, it is good to have a professional priest with you, who can forgive you at any time.
The knight who received this pardon immediately stepped forward, and followed him through a ceremonial sword that did not open the blade, but it was enough to clean up the woman with a scabbard, not to mention that his weapon in hand was not a sword in the first place, after the sound of "Peng", Alica fell headlong, with the strength of the knight's wrist, it is estimated that her madness has been completely cured, except for drooling, smirking, and incontinence for the rest of her life, there will be no other sequelae...... You say IQ? Please, does a woman who runs to kill people in order to be a slave forever have an IQ?
"Amazing!" The bearded man screamed more than a woman when he saw that someone really dared to do something to them, and he shouted while desperately hiding behind the policeman's buttocks: "Someone discriminates against peace religion!" There are people who oppress the Peace Church! ”
"Huh? Yes? Before the two heroic spirits came to their senses, they had already been surrounded by the heroic Starlight City police: "What's the matter?" Why arrest us? We are brave and courageous! ”
"Hey, Too young, too simple Tucson breaks," the big demon king, who watched the whole live broadcast on the monitor, finally let go of the onion ring bag pinched in his hand, and announced that he was about to drive the police station: "Two fools!" Still ask why? You have destroyed the unity! Dare to act bravely! ”
"I look at this, Big Neustria, pills." Emily, who saw the whole incident on the big screen on the street, was heartbroken. (To be continued.) )