Extra: Valhalla's Holy Grail War ends
Text: Valhalla's Holy Grail War ends
The Great Demon King is ready to take the police station in person, but she doesn't recognize the road to the Starlight City Police Station, and she doesn't have the money to go to the police station, and of course she doesn't have an army to escort - she doesn't even have a bicycle, but there is a good saying, it doesn't matter if she doesn't know anything, as long as she can be the emperor, fortunately she is also proficient in fooling and negotiating.
"What can you do? They have committed several serious crimes such as destroying unity in public, acting bravely, discriminating against and oppressing peaceful religions, not to mention two civilians, even our mayor and even higher-ranking cadres will not be able to eat and walk around! Her nominal "master" didn't agree with her pro-conquest plan at all, he was more concerned about what special skills this heroic spirit would have, and what this skill could help him do, for such a stupid and ignorant master, the great demon king who had experienced years of trials and tribulations would not be so easily pulled to the same level as him and then forced to face his rich experience in shrinking eggs, she chose another direction as a breakthrough based on her understanding of this person: "Have you seen him?" β
"What?"
"The ruby he wears around his neck is mine, see, the big ruby."
"Huh? What? β
"That's the real thing."
"It's probably worth a hundred kilograms of goldβ"
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"Or your three houses here."
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"If they are sentenced to prison, they may be confiscated to compensate for the loss of peace religion."
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"So I'm going to take this back right awayβ"
"Taxi! Taxicab! 100,000 urgent! β
The big demon who was dragged out of the taxi by the master didn't immediately rush into the police station to save his two idiot subordinates and the big ruby, she took a deep breath at the police station door, and then she saw a worried woman - the female manager of the playground??.?? `
"Can't you really exonerate the two of them?" The female manager was negotiating with the police, "They stopped people because they were completely kind!" β
"Miss, this is a destruction of unity and discrimination against peace religion - the high priest has already said that he will be severely punished, and the city has also allocated special funds to help those poor peace believers who can only afford to open suV and those who are poor enough to marry only two wives, and the high priest is not satisfied, claiming that the city will no longer allow every peace believer to marry twelve wives and live a rich life that is completely in line with their scriptures, which is to destroy unity, discriminate and oppress peace religion. Even if you force the Peace Church to continue to make peace on the streets, it will be difficult for the city to do it...... Without shooting those two people, you can't maintain unity. β
"This ...... Is there still a royal law here? β
"Miss, the law says it. There is no rule that you may not discriminate against or oppress Orthodox Christians, so it is perfectly legal to discriminate against and oppress Orthodox Christians, and this sacred and inviolable law is so determined, although we sympathize with these two young young men, they are too reckless. I don't know how to abide by the law, so I deserve to be severely punished by the law......"
"Can't you be flexible? I'm willing to use my personal money ......"
"Miss, when it comes to discrimination and oppression of peace religions, this is not something that can be solved with money, and I won't tell you the truth, the money we give to peace religions is enough for peace believers to do nothing, and their two wives also don't do anything, so they still shout every day that they are poor, and if they don't give more money, they will oppress peace religions. Money has a fart - except for our deputy director of the Peace Church and his brother-in-law and brother-in-law who are bent on relying on the power of the high priest of the Peace Church, we still hate them from the bureau chief to the small soldiers, if you can find a way to give them a deflated, we will all give you a good shout, but ......"
"Is there really no way?"
"I really don'tβ" "Esther, I think I have a solution." ββοΌ You are? β
The female manager, who was inexplicably called Esther, still had some doubts in her heart, but it seemed that there was no other way, so she raised her head and walked in with an arrogant attitude.
"The sky is blue and the sun is bright. We are very saddened by such public discrimination and oppression of peaceful religions, and it is a certain thing to be shot, and compensation after the fact is also indispensable. We have already visited the wounded of the Peace Church (as for the dead and wounded people, you are unwilling to be slaves of the Peace Religion and refuse to die, so to live is to desecrate the Peace Religion, hospitalization or the Peace Religion is extraordinarily gracious to you, do you understand), their medical expenses, subsidies, houses, land, money for the purchase of machetes, and the money for the wives to raise the next generation of peace believers, all of which will be paid by the city treasury (that is, the taxes of the damned dead people who refuse to be slaves of the Peace Religion and refuse to die). High Priest, you should be satisfied. The officers in the police station were nodding to the high priest, extremely courteous.
"The non-peace cultists in Starlight City actually don't have a dead light, how can we be satisfied!" High Priest Sen Ran said, "As long as there are still surviving non-peaceful believers in Starlight City, it is the discrimination and persecution that forces those of us who believe in peace to raise their machetes!" β
"What a merciful and peaceful high priest! Have you heard what the High Priest said, what a peaceful and gentle person, we must pay more taxes and help our peaceful neighbors, because although he thinks so, he has not killed us so far, so the machete does not represent the Peace Religion, everyone should know more about the Peace Religion and believe in the Peace Religion, oh, of course, the money for the Peace Church to buy machetes will be reimbursed by the city treasury. The deputy chief of the police who believes in the peace religion immediately made a speech of thanks on behalf of the chief and others.
"Why should I let him (the deputy director) speak on my behalf?" The director whispered depressedly.
"Because he's a pacifist."
"It's like for the sake of gay votes, so the government has to get a gay one."
"Shhhhh
"However, if the city continues to do this, aren't you afraid that heterosexuals won't vote for them?"
"Oh, Director, have you ever seen a politician who doesn't stare in front of his nose? Which of them thought so far - if nothing else, the high priest opened his mouth that there are 20 million people in our peace religion, and shut his mouth Do you dare to stand opposite the 20 million, why don't he want to think that he has been standing opposite the 1.2 billion people? Some of their wives thought they were poor, and asked 'rich infidels' who didn't even have a wife to give them money, and they thought that what they said and breathed was blasphemy, and they cut people and asked the government to force people to buy their things with joy. Celebrate 'peace and unity' with them and don't feel like you're messing with others. β
"If this continues, it will bury Neustria."
"Hmph, before Neustria was buried. We must first send these politicians who covet the votes of the Peace Church to the funeral. β
"Che, I hope they live until the Peace Church wins, so that their children and grandchildren will become slaves to the Peace priests, because we are not good at cutting off people's heads slowly, and we are not good at burning people alive. It's even worse to be a street wheel x a man, even if they bury Neustria, we can't do that. But the Peace Church is very peaceful in doing these things, and their children and grandchildren will one day -- maybe it will be their turn on this good day, just because there is a mistake in the sound of reciting the Peace Sutra, and the number of prayers is less than once, they will be shouted by the Peace Church in the street while shouting that peace is great and the chrysanthemum is wheeled, I really want to see it. β
Before the pill party in the police station finished discussing, she saw the female manager of the amusement park push away the person who was pretending to be blocking her, walked in majestically, and shouted, "Release people!" β
"What?" βοΌβ βοΌβ "They just discriminated against and oppressed ...... public"
"Let go!"
"Miss......"
The female manager has her hands on her hips. With a stupid look on the face of all of you here: "These two are foreign adults from Balabala country!" If you continue to be locked up, aren't you afraid of leading to diplomatic incidents......"
It was still dark when I left the police station, but no one had any relaxed expression because they left unharmed: "I finally understand why the textbooks and readers are all foreigners, heyβEsther, thank you for your help." β
"Those people ruined my amusement park and your people helped me, which is what I should do, and besides, I'm not called Esther."
"Yes."
"Your Majesty, is Neustria finished?"
"There seems to be a trend - shouldn't you be happy?"
"Happy? Why? β
"Don't you always regret that you swore with me to protect Neustria forever, and then you have to protect Neustria forever after you die? If one day Neustria ceases to exist, then the oath of guardianship will naturally be null and void. β
ββ¦β¦ It's a lie to say that you don't regret it, but it's better to let Neustria finish at the hands of such people...... I'd better live forever. β
"If you lose to a strong opponent you've never seen before, it's fine. If it's just because of the stupidity of the politicians, how can you not be reconciled! Francis also added on the side.
"But this trend is really coming to an end."
"The savage flood may one day break the dams of civilization, but I am one day. I will guard this dam one day," said the Great Demon King, "because I still have faith in humans." As she said this, she saw a girl with different eyes walking towards them from the other side of the road: "It seems that it is time for us to go back." β
"Huh? Yes? How disappeared! Where's my ruby? How did you become a star in the sky? The Empress's master wept and mourned.
"It seems that I have met a great person," the female manager said thoughtfully. Raising his eyes to the sky, "May you always watch over us forever - ah, let my amusement park fall into the hands of that kind of person, it is indeed unwilling" - tomorrow I will discuss with my friends in the business world about voting and public opinion, and none of our 1.2 billion people are ashamed of our ancestors! β
"Our Heroic Spirit hasn't returned." The other two masters struggled to carry a bunch of things home, and today's events were really a lot of exercise for the two houses.
"On the bright side, at least we played the amusement park once for nothing, and we picked up these dolls for nothing, didn't we?"
"You're so easily satisfied."
ββ¦β¦ Also, we've made friends. β
"Hmph, who is friends with a shrinking egg like you, and when you encounter something, you want to hide."
"To be reasonable, didn't I give you the innermost hiding position."
"It's because you're bigger than me and can't get in......"
"Help!" This was the last Master's desperate cry, "Okay, let's untie the rope for me!" (To be continued.) )xh:.218.2o4.13